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Thread: How Much Would Someone Regret Breaking into Your House Right Now?

post 1613487671 08-13-2020, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
How much on a scale of 1-10 would they regret their decision?
I'm butt naked and at full-mast right at this moment...





They would regret nothing. SRS
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post 1613487821 08-13-2020, 10:27 PM
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Just LOL @ breaking into my house bitch
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post 1613512421 08-14-2020, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By macrocrunch⏩
have you ever even been to the range with that rig
Yeah bro dirt is authentic.
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post 1613517241 08-14-2020, 08:25 AM
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post 1613523731 08-14-2020, 09:49 AM
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All I got is a little dog. Got a loaded 9mm but it's on the other side of the house.

Got a 12 gauge somewhere that I think is loaded. Pretty sure if they heard the pumping sound they'd leave. It's loud.


So, unless I could get to a weapon my dog is just going to bark. So a 2/10 maybe 9/10..

Oh yeah. I'm a terrible shot but I figure 15 rounds through the 9 I could hit them
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post 1613523911 08-14-2020, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By BenchWellington⏩
I'm on a pretty nasty dry spell so if it's a sloot then she's def gonna regret it.

And if it's a dude then he's REALLY gonna regret it.

wot
Lmao
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post 1613524031 08-14-2020, 09:54 AM
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My AR is loaded up with 308 handloads using a premium hunting bullet. 125gr at 3000 FPS, expands to 0.9 in gel and instantly drops hogs basically every time. My gf provides support with her cute little 7.62x39 pistol. Also have a big dog and am friends with my neighbors, who are armed. So yeah they're f*cked, and I'm not going to let them just surrender alive
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post 1613524051 08-14-2020, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
No need for gloves, they love anyone who they don't see as a threat.

Fuk, would absolutely pet those goodest Bois ever. Repped.

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I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

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post 1613524291 08-14-2020, 09:57 AM
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Right now? They have a chewed up azzhole and some 38 special hollow points in them.

If it were at night, they'd have some turkey shot in their ass, and if they don't stop, some buckshot while I pray for any furniture behind them.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1613524861 08-14-2020, 10:04 AM
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post 1613524901 08-14-2020, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
does it rust if you load the water mags?
Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
yup, so if they survive the bullets, they still get the tetanus.



Bad guy is blinder and deafer and more on fire
Y'all are awesome
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post 1613525121 08-14-2020, 10:08 AM
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I live in the good ole cUcK. Would have to rely on the old fisty cuffs, followed by a trip to jail for oppressing the robber
post 1613525481 08-14-2020, 10:12 AM
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Sh!t player, if they broke into my apartment complex, then broke through my heavy duty apartment door I’d assume they were either Hulk or Bane. Wood still pull out my glock and blast off
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post 1613525611 08-14-2020, 10:14 AM
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I have a mastiff mix (11 years old now, though) and a pussy ass 60lb Aussie mix. Still they bark a lot and mastiff has a huge bark. Doubt anyone would come in. Also have a security system that’s always on if I’m not awake at home.

I just have a 9mm S&W. Have never been a gun collector and haven’t shot it in a few years. I have a hidden drawer in my dresser that I keep it in. Also have a real samurai sword that I could kill someone with, so that’s fun. My wife would probably grab that.

So yeah, I feel protected enough, but sure as **** dont want a home invasion or blm/antifa to find my post history and get doxxed
post 1613525751 08-14-2020, 10:15 AM
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Got a 12 gauge with 00 buck within arms reach

So the regret would be probably 10/10
post 1613525781 08-14-2020, 10:15 AM
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post 1613525841 08-14-2020, 10:16 AM
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If they don't have a gun, then they'd better be ready for the fight of their lives.

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post 1613526771 08-14-2020, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Probably not at all.

I have alarm but it’s not on. No guns no dogs nothing.
When are you home?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1613526861 08-14-2020, 10:27 AM
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Got a doberman thats very protective of our house and looks like something out of hell when hes walking through the house at night. Im sure thats enough to scare off most people. If not we have a 12g and some pistols.
post 1613527001 08-14-2020, 10:30 AM
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They wouldn’t be alive long enough to regret it
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post 1613527051 08-14-2020, 10:30 AM
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post 1613527161 08-14-2020, 10:31 AM
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post 1613527221 08-14-2020, 10:32 AM
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Have my AR within arms reach, so regret level would be 12/10
post 1613527781 08-14-2020, 10:38 AM
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First they would have to meet my 4 year old pitbull, if she could live up to misc standards I won't even have to get the hollow points.
post 1613527981 08-14-2020, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
1.25oz 1600fps magnum slug crew
So they as well as your neighbors would experience 10/10 regret
das it

edit:
Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Looks like the spiders caught another fly
And this, especially based on how life has been going for me lately
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post 1613528171 08-14-2020, 10:43 AM
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Since I'm in Germany not as much as with u US Brahs. He'd just find himself on the wrong side of an Gladius sword.
post 1613528391 08-14-2020, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Rn
You'll be fine just go take a nap real quick.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1613528411 08-14-2020, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
what a stupid thing to say...

with that mentality you probably shouldnt drive a car either because youl just crash and die
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post 1613528651 08-14-2020, 10:49 AM
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post 1613528751 08-14-2020, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
yeah well what happens when you fire and miss and now you're temporarily blinded, deaf... just shot through the wall and killed your neighbors dog and now the perp is charging you with a sickle.
Your your not willing to face to a temporary blindness and a lifetime of tinnitus are you even trying?
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