If someone tailgates me I will roll my window down, stick my arse hole out the window and blow a massive diarrhea chit-release stream onto their front windshield.







Imagine tailgating someone at 70MHP when suddenly an arse appears out the drive side window and a wave of diarrhea engulfs your car.













Get it boyos.

op the real answer is pass them and drive even slower to make them follow you

Get past them, give them the finger.

Don't get into a 1 on 1 contest with them to see who can be the biggest kunt, because that's how people get killed. Even with my 9mm in the car the last thing I want is some gang member or truck tard making me use it.

Let it go.

I pass them and stare them down. Got a problem with my driving talk chit to me, don't try to make me hit you.

When I give myself enough cushion to get to work, I don't give a chit about anything. Only thing that pisses me off is when people are on their phones.

this

don't let it disrupt your life. treat this chit like a bug in your mouth or dust in your eye.

PIT maneuver

so what do you do at the green light then, jsut ****ing wait? i seen people wait for 5-6 seconds before and not move. I have to honk when I'm like 4 cars away from the green light just stuck there.

like i said earlier, i wasn't even riding his ass, and i couldn't pass him just yet because it was on the entry ramp onto the highway.

chittiest story of 2020....and there have been some chitty stories ^

I am not an dick and don’t ride people’s butts when driving so it doesn’t happen to me

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Don't be a drama queen and let it go.

there's an art to honking your horn without it being offensive, perhaps you failed


but I just smile and wave, not worth it... only has happened a handful of times in my life

I love tailgaters lmao. They’re like impatient 5 year olds who are too stupid to realize traffic lights control everybody and going an extra 10mph will make near zero difference in arrival time lol

Never valid. Why put yourself at risk?

Got pulled over after brake checking someone that did it to me, officer let me go luckily. It's not worth it OP

lol hope you have a faster/more capable car than them. make some space, then go around them because there's no benefit to be had engaging with a road rager.

Was once heading to a spot to meet with some friends before a short road trip. Some teenager in a beat up infiniti sedan was in front of me in a 3 lane road, we were both in the middle lanes. IDK what he was doing, but he came to a dead stop in the middle of the road about 500 feet behind any of the cars at the red light up ahead. I slowed down behind him, gave him a light honk so he knew. Kid immediately raged, flipped me off from his window, pretended to start moving forward, then brake checked me.

I was driving a WRX at the time, and figured he would try to pull some stupid ****, so when I saw he was moving forward, I rolled forward a couple feet, then did a speedy lane change to gun it around him, and got in front of him. Came to a stop at the red light, could see him flipping me off in the rearview, stuck my arm out the window and gave him a big thumbs up lmao.

The next mile or so of driving was him tailgating the fuk out of me while I just drove normally. He eventually saw an opening and tried to go around me, but I cut him off since I needed to make that left turn. He just got more pissed and flipped me off one more time before zooming past while i waited for my turn light lmao.