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Thread: "I meant to hit her on the shoulder" Fkn Lmao! [Slappin dat ass]

post 1615371831 09-02-2020, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
turned that 5K into a 6K
"The flowers bloom, then wither... The stars shine and one day become extinct. This earth, the sun, the galaxies and even the big universe, someday will be destroyed. Compared with that, the human life is only a blink, just a little time. In that short time - people are born, laugh, cry, fight, are injured, feel joy, sadness, hate someone, love someone. All in just a moment. And then, are embraced by the eternal sleep called death."
post 1615372351 09-02-2020, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
A 44 year old youth minister thinks it's OK to go around slapping strangers on their ass?

That dude was teaching character/conduct to kids. Smh.
And other Ministers/Pastors fukk kids.
Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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post 1615372461 09-02-2020, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
1K for a slap of those lousy LTC pancakes.
No thanks jeff.
No thick HTC prime angus, no care.

Now if she had this....
sweet lawd dude

god bless this mami
post 1615372841 09-02-2020, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
1K for a slap of those lousy LTC pancakes.
No thanks jeff.
No thick HTC prime angus, no care.

Now if she had this....
She would not have been allowed on the bridge. They have weight limits for a reason you fattyfuker.
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post 1615374931 09-02-2020, 12:13 PM
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If he were younger, Michael Jackson would have liked it
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post 1615374951 09-02-2020, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By tehgosu⏩
sweet lawd dude

god bless this mami
Got to give photo credit to Outdoorsbrah. He found her.
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post 1615375481 09-02-2020, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TheMusketeer⏩


Brah went full tater. He should've went with "I was engaging in a sport. People smack one another on the butt all the time in sports." A lot less dumb than his story.
This actually is pretty smart
post 1615375601 09-02-2020, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By tehgosu⏩
sweet lawd dude

god bless this mami
Obese america 2020 must be heaven for your guys
post 1615376331 09-02-2020, 12:27 PM
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Looks like Michael Jackson.

post 1615377061 09-02-2020, 12:34 PM
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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
post 1615377071 09-02-2020, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By terrorgunt⏩
How is an ass slap "sexual battery"?
wat do u want it
to be sexual SOLAR

a slap in the
ass charges
woman vaginal
fluid like a battery
that jump start a car
post 1615377191 09-02-2020, 12:37 PM
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He would have looked better just admitting he was being immature and stupid, and just apologize. It's obvious that's exactly what he was trying to do.
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post 1615377371 09-02-2020, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Well well well, what do we have here

Most punchable face I think I've ever seen
post 1615377981 09-02-2020, 12:45 PM
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Lol what a retard. i bet he felt Alpha that entire run, chuckling in his head about his "alpha" move. Then when he crossed the finish line his heart started to race, because the cops were staring hard at him as the female reporter looked angry.
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