09-14-2020, 07:27 AM
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- lightsarefallin
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- lightsarefallin
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
09-14-2020, 07:34 AM
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#32
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[QUOTE=lightsarefallin post_id=1616480721]Then why don't women speak that way?
[img]https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/dc7/4a5001b7beea096457f480c8808572428b-09-roll-safe.2x.h473.w710.jpg[img][/QUOTE]that whole Adam's apple thingy
[img]https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/dc7/4a5001b7beea096457f480c8808572428b-09-roll-safe.2x.h473.w710.jpg[img][/QUOTE]that whole Adam's apple thingy
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