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When did you realize you had a massive dick?
09-15-2020, 08:14 AM
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09-15-2020, 08:14 AM
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When a journalist wrote in the paper that the highschool teacher I smashed told me it was bigger than her husband's.
09-15-2020, 07:29 PM
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09-15-2020, 07:36 PM
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09-15-2020, 07:41 PM
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I don't understand i'm 6.5 x 5.5, however i've lost size/girth lately it's weird the top half of my penis has become narrow.
Every prostitue i've slept with says i'm big but i know they just say this to everyone
Non prostitute girls, only 1 girl said i was big, my ex never said i was big nor did my stripper FWB's.
Yet according to
http://www.sizemeup.info/index.html
"YOU ARE LONGER THAN 93.06% OF GUYS"
"YOU ARE THICKER THAN 93.96% OF GUYS
Ok let's suppose i am somehow measuring incorrectly and i'm actually 6 x 5 (huge under estimate)
YOU ARE LONGER THAN 77.47% OF GUYS
YOU ARE THICKER THAN 76.95% OF GUYS
So i don't get it. Either these statistics and averages are completely wrong... like someone has meantioned on here the REAL average is 6.5????
Or
The girls i've been with have been massive hoes (accurate) and have had huge cocks so i'm nothing special compared to what they've experienced.
Every prostitue i've slept with says i'm big but i know they just say this to everyone
Non prostitute girls, only 1 girl said i was big, my ex never said i was big nor did my stripper FWB's.
Yet according to
http://www.sizemeup.info/index.html
"YOU ARE LONGER THAN 93.06% OF GUYS"
"YOU ARE THICKER THAN 93.96% OF GUYS
Ok let's suppose i am somehow measuring incorrectly and i'm actually 6 x 5 (huge under estimate)
YOU ARE LONGER THAN 77.47% OF GUYS
YOU ARE THICKER THAN 76.95% OF GUYS
So i don't get it. Either these statistics and averages are completely wrong... like someone has meantioned on here the REAL average is 6.5????
Or
The girls i've been with have been massive hoes (accurate) and have had huge cocks so i'm nothing special compared to what they've experienced.
09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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Took my last gf to a bar one night. We get home shes drunk i didnt drink. She drunkenly yells “my boyfriend has a big dick!” for the whole neighborhood. Have had many other comments. I’ve only dated one girl whos had bigger she legit was plowed by some dude with like a 10-12 incher. Didn’t feel too good on my ego. Have told all my female friends since then always lie to the guy and tell him hes the biggest theyve ever had. If hes average or small he will think she hasnt been with many guys.
I’m assuming its like this for all guys but if I don’t jerk off for a couple days and i’m really attracted to a girl it gets rock hard and is noticeably almost too big girth wise. I’d estimate it gets to the thickness of somewhere between a plum and a lemon.
I’m assuming its like this for all guys but if I don’t jerk off for a couple days and i’m really attracted to a girl it gets rock hard and is noticeably almost too big girth wise. I’d estimate it gets to the thickness of somewhere between a plum and a lemon.
09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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When I hit the 10" inch mark on the ruler.
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09-15-2020, 07:43 PM
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When your mom paid me to bore snake her from head to hips.
09-15-2020, 07:50 PM
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Some sloot said she likes giving me head cause she can deep throat it easily and never choke
clownbaby has arrived
09-15-2020, 07:51 PM
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When I saw proudmanlet's little needle dink and wondered what all the fuss was about. 12x10 crew or GTFO.
09-15-2020, 07:53 PM
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09-15-2020, 07:53 PM
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09-15-2020, 07:56 PM
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I've only been with one girl and she told me it was so thick and she had to get used to sucking on it. I'm only 6in girth, pretty average if you ask me.
A lot of women lie to make you feel good.
That said I'm gonna start doing Kegels and Reverse Kegels. Want to get diamond hard and last longer
A lot of women lie to make you feel good.
That said I'm gonna start doing Kegels and Reverse Kegels. Want to get diamond hard and last longer
09-15-2020, 08:04 PM
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LMAO in on whole of misc boasting 8inchs.
I guess I found out when I was 13 and I was banging a Victoria's Secret model. She pulled it out and said "so that's why all the other models want you" and she started sukin.
Felt good man.
I guess I found out when I was 13 and I was banging a Victoria's Secret model. She pulled it out and said "so that's why all the other models want you" and she started sukin.
Felt good man.
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09-15-2020, 08:07 PM
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09-15-2020, 08:20 PM
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lol at how 100% of the misc is the top 1% in size. the census shouldn't take a sample from here
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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09-15-2020, 08:24 PM
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When it interrupted me at the McDonalds drive thru and ordered a coke.
09-15-2020, 08:42 PM
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When your mom told me it hurt, but she enjoyed the pain, and called me "daddy".
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09-15-2020, 08:48 PM
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when I said “look mom no hands”
... when I was picking my nose
... when I was picking my nose
09-15-2020, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
When I saw proudmanlet's little needle dink and wondered what all the fuss was about. 12x10 crew or GTFO.

09-15-2020, 09:52 PM
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09-15-2020, 09:54 PM
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One night I picked up a girl who was hitchhiking and I parked behind the hedge next to the auto shop of my High School. Every time I went all the way in she would let out a moan. Finally, I said "you like that eh?"
She said, "no, you're hurting me-you're too big!"
I would still like another inch of length and girth. I'm gonna head over to PEGym.
She said, "no, you're hurting me-you're too big!"
I would still like another inch of length and girth. I'm gonna head over to PEGym.
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[QUOTE=proudmanlet post_id=1616649151][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/F8bo1LU5U5ApG/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE]hehe ty men
09-15-2020, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric⏩
Smash any good poon lately, brah?When I could grab it with both hands, I was like “ahhh cool thx ancestors”
09-15-2020, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By datclownbaby⏩
Mirin.Some sloot said she likes giving me head cause she can deep throat it easily and never choke
Not in the AM
09-15-2020, 10:09 PM
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When I joined the union my dik grew 4 inches and a box of Slim Jim's fell out of the sky. A fountain of Monster Ultra geysered into the heavens.
That's when I knew.
That's when I knew.
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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Not massive but it’s very big. I found out when I was 16 and my then gf gave me a handjob for the first time.
She said something along the lines of “omg you have a huge cock”, I took it the bad way because my insecure ass instantly thought about the other dicks she was Comparing mine to lmao.
Over the years i got to confirm it with every single woman I’ve been with, as soon as they touch it they are like “damn I’m in trouble” with huge eyes on their faces
Tbh my dad passed some solid ass genetics to me srs, I’m super grateful. Need to find me a wife soon to make more mexichads
She said something along the lines of “omg you have a huge cock”, I took it the bad way because my insecure ass instantly thought about the other dicks she was Comparing mine to lmao.
Over the years i got to confirm it with every single woman I’ve been with, as soon as they touch it they are like “damn I’m in trouble” with huge eyes on their faces
Tbh my dad passed some solid ass genetics to me srs, I’m super grateful. Need to find me a wife soon to make more mexichads
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09-15-2020, 10:34 PM
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Freshman year of HS after the first wrestling practice
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