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post 1616576911 09-15-2020, 08:14 AM
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Who did not measure it almost immediately after puberty?
post 1616576941 09-15-2020, 08:14 AM
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When a journalist wrote in the paper that the highschool teacher I smashed told me it was bigger than her husband's.
post 1616636561 09-15-2020, 07:29 PM
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I can't remember specifically, but I think it was also as the result of reviews.
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post 1616637231 09-15-2020, 07:36 PM
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I don't but I appreciated it when I told my wife it was 6" and she said it seemed bigger. Good thing I know how to use it.
post 1616637631 09-15-2020, 07:41 PM
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I don't understand i'm 6.5 x 5.5, however i've lost size/girth lately it's weird the top half of my penis has become narrow.

Every prostitue i've slept with says i'm big but i know they just say this to everyone

Non prostitute girls, only 1 girl said i was big, my ex never said i was big nor did my stripper FWB's.


Yet according to

http://www.sizemeup.info/index.html


"YOU ARE LONGER THAN 93.06% OF GUYS"
"YOU ARE THICKER THAN 93.96% OF GUYS


Ok let's suppose i am somehow measuring incorrectly and i'm actually 6 x 5 (huge under estimate)

YOU ARE LONGER THAN 77.47% OF GUYS
YOU ARE THICKER THAN 76.95% OF GUYS


So i don't get it. Either these statistics and averages are completely wrong... like someone has meantioned on here the REAL average is 6.5????

Or

The girls i've been with have been massive hoes (accurate) and have had huge cocks so i'm nothing special compared to what they've experienced.
post 1616637671 09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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Took my last gf to a bar one night. We get home shes drunk i didnt drink. She drunkenly yells “my boyfriend has a big dick!” for the whole neighborhood. Have had many other comments. I’ve only dated one girl whos had bigger she legit was plowed by some dude with like a 10-12 incher. Didn’t feel too good on my ego. Have told all my female friends since then always lie to the guy and tell him hes the biggest theyve ever had. If hes average or small he will think she hasnt been with many guys.

I’m assuming its like this for all guys but if I don’t jerk off for a couple days and i’m really attracted to a girl it gets rock hard and is noticeably almost too big girth wise. I’d estimate it gets to the thickness of somewhere between a plum and a lemon.
post 1616637681 09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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When I destroy some dudes wife or gfs pussy they always scream like the exorcist scene, and you can see the fear and submission in their eyes when I go all in
post 1616637691 09-15-2020, 07:42 PM
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When I hit the 10" inch mark on the ruler.
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post 1616637781 09-15-2020, 07:43 PM
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When your mom paid me to bore snake her from head to hips.
post 1616638301 09-15-2020, 07:50 PM
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Some sloot said she likes giving me head cause she can deep throat it easily and never choke
clownbaby has arrived
post 1616638411 09-15-2020, 07:51 PM
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When I saw proudmanlet's little needle dink and wondered what all the fuss was about. 12x10 crew or GTFO.
post 1616638481 09-15-2020, 07:53 PM
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September 14th 2011
post 1616638521 09-15-2020, 07:53 PM
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my dad told me i have a big dick
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post 1616638741 09-15-2020, 07:56 PM
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I've only been with one girl and she told me it was so thick and she had to get used to sucking on it. I'm only 6in girth, pretty average if you ask me.

A lot of women lie to make you feel good.

That said I'm gonna start doing Kegels and Reverse Kegels. Want to get diamond hard and last longer
post 1616639561 09-15-2020, 08:04 PM
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LMAO in on whole of misc boasting 8inchs.

I guess I found out when I was 13 and I was banging a Victoria's Secret model. She pulled it out and said "so that's why all the other models want you" and she started sukin.

Felt good man.
Never take it personal, even when it is.

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post 1616639811 09-15-2020, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24
My head is massive. Unfortunately the wrong head
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post 1616640901 09-15-2020, 08:20 PM
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lol at how 100% of the misc is the top 1% in size. the census shouldn't take a sample from here
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1616641221 09-15-2020, 08:24 PM
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When it interrupted me at the McDonalds drive thru and ordered a coke.
post 1616642601 09-15-2020, 08:42 PM
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When your mom told me it hurt, but she enjoyed the pain, and called me "daddy".



You should catch on, too, son.
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post 1616643201 09-15-2020, 08:48 PM
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when I said “look mom no hands”

... when I was picking my nose
post 1616649151 09-15-2020, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
When I saw proudmanlet's little needle dink and wondered what all the fuss was about. 12x10 crew or GTFO.
post 1616649821 09-15-2020, 09:52 PM
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When I could grab it with both hands, I was like “ahhh cool thx ancestors”
post 1616649941 09-15-2020, 09:54 PM
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One night I picked up a girl who was hitchhiking and I parked behind the hedge next to the auto shop of my High School. Every time I went all the way in she would let out a moan. Finally, I said "you like that eh?"

She said, "no, you're hurting me-you're too big!"

I would still like another inch of length and girth. I'm gonna head over to PEGym.
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post 1616650071 09-15-2020, 09:56 PM
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[QUOTE=proudmanlet post_id=1616649151][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/F8bo1LU5U5ApG/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE]hehe ty men
post 1616650151 09-15-2020, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Ausaric
When I could grab it with both hands, I was like “ahhh cool thx ancestors”
Smash any good poon lately, brah?
post 1616650271 09-15-2020, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By datclownbaby
Some sloot said she likes giving me head cause she can deep throat it easily and never choke
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post 1616651251 09-15-2020, 10:09 PM
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When I joined the union my dik grew 4 inches and a box of Slim Jim's fell out of the sky. A fountain of Monster Ultra geysered into the heavens.

That's when I knew.
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post 1616651281 09-15-2020, 10:10 PM
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Not massive but it’s very big. I found out when I was 16 and my then gf gave me a handjob for the first time.

She said something along the lines of “omg you have a huge cock”, I took it the bad way because my insecure ass instantly thought about the other dicks she was Comparing mine to lmao.

Over the years i got to confirm it with every single woman I’ve been with, as soon as they touch it they are like “damn I’m in trouble” with huge eyes on their faces


Tbh my dad passed some solid ass genetics to me srs, I’m super grateful. Need to find me a wife soon to make more mexichads
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post 1616653071 09-15-2020, 10:34 PM
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post 1616653491 09-15-2020, 10:41 PM
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After my second black girl told me.
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