Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » Fluent in Sarcasm // Tacos & Tequila are my love language :)
  1. Results 31 to 52 of 52
  2. Page 2 of 2
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2

Thread: Fluent in Sarcasm // Tacos & Tequila are my love language :)

post 1617957651 09-29-2020, 05:59 PM
-
#31
  1. Cass40
  2. Quarantined Finja
  1. Cass40
  2. Quarantined Finja
  3. Join Date: Oct 2013
  4. Posts: 29,243
  5. Rep Power: 441318
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
honest, original, and not self-absorbed.
Mildly depressed, menopausal, underachiever, introvert who likes to stay inside and waste her life doing absolutely nothing.
post 1617957681 09-29-2020, 06:00 PM
-
#32
  1. ShakeBrah
  2. Rampaging
  1. ShakeBrah
  2. Rampaging
  3. Join Date: Dec 2012
  4. Location: Commiefornia
  5. Age: 36
  6. Weight: 175 lbs
  7. Posts: 14,119
  8. Subscribers: 1
  9. Rep Power: 93671
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
honest, authentic, original, not selfish, not self-absorbed, and demonstrating beauty, grace, elegance, and class. value-added.
This. Tired of hoes everywhere I look (on Tinder/Bumble/Hinge)
See SuperHercules' sig
post 1617957711 09-29-2020, 06:00 PM
-
#33
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
Not for anything but it seems you might of had troubles with dating way before rona.
Just got out of a 3 yr relationship, have never done the online dating thing; only heard about it from my buddies.
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1617957901 09-29-2020, 06:01 PM
-
#34
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  1. GordonXXX
  2. Generation X Capitalist
  3. Join Date: Feb 2019
  4. Posts: 34,651
  5. Subscribers: 5
  6. Rep Power: 287583
Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Mildly depressed, menopausal, underachiever, introvert who likes to stay inside and waste her life doing absolutely nothing.
there's someone for everyone.
post 1617958131 09-29-2020, 06:04 PM
-
#35
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  1. RealLifeAlpha
  2. i swear im an alpha
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Posts: 12,159
  5. Rep Power: 242567
~I LoVe HiKinG n hAviNg a FoOt LoNg TuNa SuB ShOvEd uP My SNaTcH~
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1617958581 09-29-2020, 06:07 PM
-
#36
  1. WishIWasJawBrah
  2. Misc Enthusiast
  1. WishIWasJawBrah
  2. Misc Enthusiast
  3. Join Date: Sep 2012
  4. Posts: 16,196
  5. Rep Power: 96934
The absolute worst is "Don't check this often message me on Instagram"

That should result in an automatic ban
post 1617958741 09-29-2020, 06:09 PM
-
#37
  1. beansieweansie
  2. Registered User
  1. beansieweansie
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2018
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 4,957
  6. Rep Power: 26498
Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Mildly depressed, menopausal, underachiever, introvert who likes to stay inside and waste her life doing absolutely nothing.
hhnghhhhhhhhh
post 1617958941 09-29-2020, 06:11 PM
-
#38
  1. Better Unborn
  2. ♔ King Rotter ♔
  1. Better Unborn
  2. ♔ King Rotter ♔
  3. Join Date: Aug 2003
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 26,485
  6. Rep Power: 181877
Girls are basically reposts
(__Y__) Misc Buck Breaker (__Y__)
( o Y o ) Milk Wagon Engineer ( o Y o )
~@( Official Youthful Glow Connoisseur )@~
post 1617959291 09-29-2020, 06:15 PM
-
#39
  1. nnodcvcker
  2. Cope killer
  1. nnodcvcker
  2. Cope killer
  3. Join Date: Jul 2017
  4. Posts: 4,689
  5. Rep Power: 14584
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
there's someone for everyone.
Nope.
I actually hate that lie because it gives false hope to people.
The world is not just, and equalitarianism is just a fantasy
Black Pill crew
Insomniac Crew
HTC
Half body crew
I am not an incel, nor identify as one. I am simply here to have a good time discussing. My posts that may come off as offensive are all satirical and they have no harmful intent.
post 1617974601 09-29-2020, 08:14 PM
-
#40
  1. katya422
  1. katya422
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 34,673
  6. Rep Power: 372543
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
honest, authentic, original, not selfish, not self-absorbed, and demonstrating beauty, grace, elegance, and class. value-added.
I understand seeking better qualities. Just not sure how a woman can display all that on a dating app without seeming dishonest or conceited.
INTP Crew
Inattentive ADD Crew
Mom That Miscs Crew
post 1617978031 09-29-2020, 08:35 PM
-
#41
  1. CarlyRaeJepsen
  2. Muh Cheese Curds
  1. CarlyRaeJepsen
  2. Muh Cheese Curds
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Posts: 824
  5. Rep Power: 1323
Powered by coffee
Sapiosexual
Yoga enthusiast
Vikes/Wild/Twins/Gophers
post 1617978571 09-29-2020, 08:39 PM
-
#42
  1. lupus002
  2. lmfao
  1. lupus002
  2. lmfao
  3. Join Date: Oct 2012
  4. Posts: 6,369
  5. Rep Power: 14279
Touch my butt and buy me pizza!!!
Lol, lmfao
post 1617983561 09-29-2020, 09:11 PM
-
#43
  1. katya422
  1. katya422
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 34,673
  6. Rep Power: 372543
Originally Posted By CarlyRaeJepsen⏩
Powered by coffee
Sapiosexual
Yoga enthusiast
Hey, I could use that one.

If I actually used a dating app.
INTP Crew
Inattentive ADD Crew
Mom That Miscs Crew
post 1617984811 09-29-2020, 09:21 PM
-
#44
  1. Mj-drewfan32
  2. Registered User
  1. Mj-drewfan32
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2009
  4. Posts: 6,237
  5. Rep Power: 40172
Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
The absolute worst is "Don't check this often message me on Instagram"

That should result in an automatic ban
This hands down takes the cake. Idk how they dont ban them.

Also "swipe left if your under 6'ft" "thick thighs save lives" "venmo me 5 dollars and see what happens" "if you support trump swipe left" "Just a pam looking for her Jim" (cringe) "send me dog pics" "420 gang" any thing that says need a date for a wedding.

Fuuuuu dislike online dating wish i grew up in the 70s or 80s (srs).
post 1617988921 09-29-2020, 09:54 PM
-
#45
  1. tank2003
  1. tank2003
  3. Join Date: Sep 2003
  4. Location: Mississippi, United States
  5. Posts: 41,636
  6. Rep Power: 371828
"If you are a one in a million guy who actually reads these, then find my email address and email me witht he code word...."
Sexuality: Billy Eyelashes
Personality: Beach Bum
Favorite Music: KPop, Rap, hip hop
Not here for games (code fori have children)
Not here for a hookup (BRB...here is a picture of my ass)
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy
Live. Laugh. Love<3
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
#FitLife
Please be able to hold an intelligent conversation
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1617995581 09-29-2020, 11:44 PM
-
#46
  1. ultramusashi
  2. Registered User
  1. ultramusashi
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 66
  6. Rep Power: 0
My biggest peeve is the women that match with you but don't reply to your opening message.
They'll have the stupid bio's like ITT or none at all yet expect you to craft some unique message with zero personality to go from off their profile
post 1617996261 09-30-2020, 12:01 AM
-
#47
  1. PowerPal
  2. Registered Miscer
  1. PowerPal
  2. Registered Miscer
  3. Join Date: Sep 2013
  4. Location: Perth, Australia
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 18,408
  7. Rep Power: 54460
women suck i wish i was gay
see sig
post 1617996421 09-30-2020, 12:07 AM
-
#48
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Just LOL @ dating in 2020 (tinder / hinge / bumble only ways to meet chicks in ClownWorld until vaccine comes)



I might just start dating manlets
“Physical touch and words of affirmation” gets me every time.
Originally Posted By katya422⏩
So what do you think honest female profiles would say? And would you be drawn to the honest ones or nah?
Just look at the fuking camera and smile. That’s it. I don’t need to see your 12 Instagram THOT poses where I can’t see your face.

And yes, I would be drawn to them. I’m tired of every other profile being cookie cutter garbage. Hinge has become Instagram-lite.
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
post 1617996471 09-30-2020, 12:08 AM
-
#49
  1. Briangumble
  2. I run the Misc
  1. Briangumble
  2. I run the Misc
  3. Join Date: Oct 2005
  4. Posts: 10,812
  5. Rep Power: 13997
I'm too ugly to get a girl on dating apps so I've been on Bumble BFF pretending to be a gay guy looking for female friends. I got a bunch of matches that way and met up with one girl. This is the only way I can have any type of anything with a female.
post 1617996561 09-30-2020, 12:12 AM
-
#50
  1. Nicklol
  2. Bodybalder
  1. Nicklol
  2. Bodybalder
  3. Join Date: Jul 2010
  4. Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
  5. Posts: 59,702
  6. Rep Power: 147685
so many stupid basic bitches with their filtered professionally taken pictures..
they are only hurting themselves with those pictures when it comes to finding a real connection
Doordasher crew (SRS)
Bidet Crew
Nissan Versa 2023 crew
Bald crew
post 1617996611 09-30-2020, 12:14 AM
-
#51
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
so many stupid basic bitches with their filtered professionally taken pictures..
they are only hurting themselves with those pictures when it comes to finding a real connection
It’s hilarious. 95% of the time, you can’t even see their face. It’s extremely off putting. How difficult is it to look straight at the camera and smile?
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
post 1617996671 09-30-2020, 12:15 AM
-
#52
  1. demadio
  2. .
  1. demadio
  2. .
  3. Join Date: Jun 2010
  4. Location: Saint Louis, Missouri, United States
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 11,265
  7. Rep Power: 5892
"Can we pretend like airplanes...."
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts