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» Slowly dawned on me my roommate is one of these “pranking” *******s
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post 1620746311 10-28-2020, 09:27 PM
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The roasted feces is the move of a seasoned professional turd pranker

The only viable path of retaliation is to eat a ton of fiber, push out an ultra firm log, and balance it perpendicularly across his seat.

Or just diarrhea in his nightstand drawer and blow torch it
post 1620746601 10-28-2020, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
The roasted feces is the move of a seasoned professional turd pranker

The only viable path of retaliation is to eat a ton of fiber, push out an ultra firm log, and balance it perpendicularly across his seat.

Or just diarrhea in his nightstand drawer and blow torch it
Yeah I was thinking about inducing diarrhea and blowing ass all over his toilet.
post 1620747181 10-28-2020, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants
The roasted feces is the move of a seasoned professional turd pranker

The only viable path of retaliation is to eat a ton of fiber, push out an ultra firm log, and balance it perpendicularly across his seat.

Or just diarrhea in his nightstand drawer and blow torch it
Or you could put a layer of plastic rap between the toilet seat and the toilet so when he shyts the shyt just goes on the plastic instead of into the water

Or he could freeze his shyt and then throw it at his head
post 1620747381 10-28-2020, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot
JFL @ unawares ITT...
why are you laughing at anyone you ugly retard??
post 1620747411 10-28-2020, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot
JFL @ unawares ITT...
lol at no one realizing OP is just like GMiscer and is full of chit
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1620749371 10-28-2020, 10:08 PM
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#3 is solid and made me laugh hard. Wish they would remake home alone but instead of wet bandits they are the toad roasters and that is their calling card they do at every house they rob.


Your only move is to do an upper decker.
mo e
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