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post 1621188541 11-02-2020, 03:54 PM
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tell them thats nice they let the stewardesses take a photo in the cockpit and ask them where the real pilot is
post 1621188771 11-02-2020, 03:56 PM
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Original Ruckus
post 1621189551 11-02-2020, 04:04 PM
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360 and find one of these as fast as possible.

post 1621189661 11-02-2020, 04:05 PM
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would hijak and land it safely
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1621189811 11-02-2020, 04:07 PM
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Would tell them to stop phukin around n get back in the kitchen




jk
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post 1621190101 11-02-2020, 04:10 PM
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It isn’t a cockpit anymore.

Now they have to call it a clamshell.

Huehuehue
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1621190211 11-02-2020, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By padrote⏩
Damn. Donna hawt.
post 1621190221 11-02-2020, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
this is my biggest problem, taking IG THOT pics in her uniform. Just makes me think she doesn't take her profession seriously enough.
We are reaching levels of incel that should not be possible.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1621190721 11-02-2020, 04:16 PM
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biddies in tracksuits
post 1621191651 11-02-2020, 04:27 PM
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Ah, the pilots of Malaysian Flight 370.
445/340/545
post 1621192041 11-02-2020, 04:32 PM
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Put my fuselage in their wingflaps namasayin?
Ultra-Low Test Crew
MAGA
post 1621192221 11-02-2020, 04:35 PM
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Ready my parachute just in case.

Once landed.....
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post 1621192381 11-02-2020, 04:36 PM
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ask them nicely to unload my bags and let me leave
Sloots come and go but moms are forever

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post 1621192651 11-02-2020, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Meanwhile back in reality the only place you unbuckle your pants is at the boomer buffet with your senior discount ���������������� ���������������� ��
Jakes on you if you don't wear your stretchy pants to Golden Corrals early bird.
Homerotic Modulator, Envious of Idiocy
post 1621192981 11-02-2020, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By NonsenseHBBs⏩
How are women allowed to do this? srs
Gotta get a pic for the gram so their besties will envy them

Live, laugh,love
post 1621193221 11-02-2020, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By TimeTravelerBro⏩
Gotta get a pic for the gram so their besties will envy them

Live, laugh,love
I mean fly a plane. Ever see a woman try to parallel park? They all have severe difficulty with situational awareness and now there put in control of a 747 lmao
post 1621193661 11-02-2020, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By NonsenseHBBs⏩
I mean fly a plane. Ever see a woman try to parallel park? They all have severe difficulty with situational awareness and now there put in control of a 747 lmao
There's literally zero chance there wasn't a more able man to do it, but that's diversity hiring for you. To be fair she can't ever have crashed so how hard could it be?
post 1621194261 11-02-2020, 04:56 PM
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terrifying srs
mo e
post 1621194801 11-02-2020, 05:02 PM
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Would honestly be frightened. Could you imagine if something went wrong....
"Seen in the light of evolution, biology is, perhaps, intellectually the most satisfying and inspiring science. Without that light it becomes a pile of sundry facts -- some of them interesting or curious but making no meaningful picture as a whole."
post 1621194901 11-02-2020, 05:03 PM
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Ask the one on left

Penor brah?

Maybe homo
post 1621195341 11-02-2020, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
There's literally zero chance there wasn't a more able man to do it, but that's diversity hiring for you. To be fair she can't ever have crashed so how hard could it be?
The positions being handed out to satisfy the agenda is startaling. Now imagine a tranny pilot flyin around oh theres a penor shaped cloud I identify with that lets bank 360 and fly through it
post 1621196431 11-02-2020, 05:20 PM
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Goddamn, the father must be an incredibly handsome man.
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post 1621198301 11-02-2020, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By memcop⏩
Jakes on you if you don't wear your stretchy pants to Golden Corrals early bird.
nah man you gotta go for the brunch

eating cakes, pies, waffles, bacon, and steak all at once.
**worthless college major crew**

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**HTC**
post 1621199121 11-02-2020, 05:50 PM
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That's a funny looking kitchen they're in
post 1621200801 11-02-2020, 06:08 PM
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“Oops sorry I thought this was the lavatory”

Then leave
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post 1621216141 11-02-2020, 08:56 PM
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immediately exit the aircraft and begin walking to wherever it is im trying to go
post 1621378781 11-04-2020, 12:18 AM
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Ahh so this is the prologue to "Final Destination"?
Rustling NPCs' jimmies without even trying crew

"I've watched a lot of movies, I know what I'm doing."

"The Best Revenge is Massive Success"

Not going to be a Darkseeker crew.


RIP Duckenheimer
RIP SemperFudge
post 1621379531 11-04-2020, 12:25 AM
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The only flight where you have to bring your girth certificate
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