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post 1622059571 11-09-2020, 08:43 AM
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OP, you could literally put anything in your profile like "I kill people" and you'll still get the same amount of matches which will surely be 100x what any guy here gets. Find the best D you can SRS
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post 1622059761 11-09-2020, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
OP, you could literally put anything in your profile like "I kill people" and you'll still get the same amount of matches which will surely be 100x what any guy here gets. Find the best D you can SRS
I'm trying it out and because I live in the sticks, I can almost bet I'm not gonna get any matches.
I am NOT a blonde, bubbly country girl that apparently all of them are looking for.

That being said, when I do get a match, I'll let the Misc run the conversation
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622059891 11-09-2020, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I'm trying it out and because I live in the sticks, I can almost bet I'm not gonna get any matches.
I am NOT a blonde, bubbly country girl that apparently all of them are looking for.

That being said, when I do get a match, I'll let the Misc run the conversation
inb4 100+ matches boyo
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post 1622060341 11-09-2020, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
inb4 100+ matches boyo
I have to like them first to get matches, right?
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622060371 11-09-2020, 08:50 AM
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Asexual sex worker seeking attention.
post 1622060531 11-09-2020, 08:52 AM
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Trump 2020 - Beta Biden boys need not apply.Then post some of the replies you get here.
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post 1622060761 11-09-2020, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Trump 2020 - Beta Biden boys need not apply.Then post some of the replies you get here.
Considering 90% of the people I've seen so far are like this guy

It probably won't have the outcome you'd hope for lol
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post 1622060981 11-09-2020, 08:55 AM
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Don't check this much, easiest place to contact me is my onlyfans
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post 1622061031 11-09-2020, 08:56 AM
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post 1622061161 11-09-2020, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Tinder is more for fun, tbh.
Let's see how people react to an asexual chick who does sex work.
Tbh do you but honestly I don't really understand it at this point in my life.
post 1622062191 11-09-2020, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Tbh do you but honestly I don't really understand it at this point in my life.
I've been on it 20 minutes and I'm not seeing the appeal at all.
Legit no one that's my type.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622062341 11-09-2020, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I've been on it 20 minutes and I'm not seeing the appeal at all.
Legit no one that's my type.
The appeal is making dick appointments with the swipe of a finger
post 1622062681 11-09-2020, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By supup⏩
The appeal is making dick appointments with the swipe of a finger
Hmm.
What's a better dating app?
This one sucks.
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post 1622063031 11-09-2020, 09:13 AM
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If you're asexual why would you go on tinder?


Full of chit.
post 1622063231 11-09-2020, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Long story short: Addiction to video games
I was already paying all the bills, doing all the housework, doing all of the errands and cooking all the food.

Tried couples counseling and he just refused to leave the video games behind.
Did you break up as soon as you got a cash stream from the simps? Lol
post 1622063281 11-09-2020, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Biden2020⏩
If you're asexual why would you go on tinder?


Full of chit.
I still like to date.
I just don't care for sex.
Asexual doesn't mean we don't have sex, btw.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622063571 11-09-2020, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I still like to date.
I just don't care for sex.
Asexual doesn't mean we don't have sex, btw.
Are you retarded?

Asexual means you have babies by yourself without a male partner.

Go back to school.
post 1622063601 11-09-2020, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Did you break up as soon as you got a cash stream from the simps? Lol
Lol. Sort of.

He quit his job shortly after I landed a few full time contracts on my regular job because he said "That way I can take care of the kids while you work". To which meant staying up all night to play video games, sleeping all day and then letting me work AND take care of the kids and all the other housework.

It genuinely just wasn't worth it anymore.
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post 1622063661 11-09-2020, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I still like to date.
I just don't care for sex.
Asexual doesn't mean we don't have sex, btw.
In order words you want a Timothy/jester, but only sex with Chad when you feel the need
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post 1622063811 11-09-2020, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Lol. Sort of.

He quit his job shortly after I landed a few full time contracts on my regular job because he said "That way I can take care of the kids while you work". To which meant staying up all night to play video games, sleeping all day and then letting me work AND take care of the kids and all the other housework.

It genuinely just wasn't worth it anymore.
Keep in mind all that we're only hearing one side of the story
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post 1622063851 11-09-2020, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Biden2020⏩
Are you retarded?

Asexual means you have babies by yourself without a male partner.

Go back to school.


I mean... I'm definitely retarded but like
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post 1622064971 11-09-2020, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Hmm.
What's a better dating app?
This one sucks.
They're all pretty trash. Tinder is the one for hookups, literally any other one is better for 'dating'
post 1622065681 11-09-2020, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Long story short: Addiction to video games
I was already paying all the bills, doing all the housework, doing all of the errands and cooking all the food.

Tried couples counseling and he just refused to leave the video games behind.
I LOL'd at the absurdity of a grown man with kids playing vidya all day and night while his wife does everything. Then I realized that I'm wage slaving like a pleb, taking my kid to daycare like a cuck, paying bills like a ******* while he sits at home playing vidya getting his wife to do all that stuff so who is the real winner here??











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post 1622065951 11-09-2020, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By richieaprile5⏩
Keep in mind all that we're only hearing one side of the story
Oh for sure.

I'm a mental case. Like legit cycle rapidly. I'm not easy to be with, at all. I'm also terrible at keeping up with the housework. ESPECIALLY if I have a deadline. I do the dishes and that's about it.
Right now we are separated. He wants to try counseling again, which I will agree to if he calms down on the video games. Or even just gets another job. I don't give a crap if he plays games but like... It was 18 hours a day at one point.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622066651 11-09-2020, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I LOL'd at the absurdity of a grown man with kids playing vidya all day and night while his wife does everything. Then I realized that I'm wage slaving like a pleb, taking my kid to daycare like a cuck, paying bills like a ******* while he sits at home playing vidya getting his wife to do all that stuff so who is the real winner here??











semi srs
Daycare? Wife working or single father?
post 1622066731 11-09-2020, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Daycare? Wife working or single father?
Wife works
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post 1622067011 11-09-2020, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Considering 90% of the people I've seen so far are like this guy

It probably won't have the outcome you'd hope for lol
Swipe right, I want to know this mans life story and misc username.
post 1622067261 11-09-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Swipe right, I want to know this mans life story and misc username.
Beast92
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post 1622067281 11-09-2020, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Swipe right, I want to know this mans life story and misc username.
I already swiped left but I'm sure I can find more.
The amount of pictures with fish is astounding.
So far I've swiped right on two people.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622067331 11-09-2020, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I already swiped left but I'm sure I can find more.
The amount of pictures with fish is astounding.
So far I've swiped right on two people.
What kind of pics grab your attention?
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