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post 1625134843 12-10-2020, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
how much more are we talking? what are outcall prices for 30min - 1 h ?

would rep but on r/c

also not sure but i think on spread with you
Outcalls are usually an extra £50-100 depending on the escort, not every escort does them aswell. it's much cheaper for me to go to there place plus I get to use trains for free because of my job.

Also the thrill of going to there place is addicting, every time I go see a new girl it feels like I'm on some secret mission and gives me a huge adrenaline rush.
post 1625134853 12-10-2020, 04:30 PM
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Depending on where you live, escorts get tested for std's and use protection a lot more often than the average girl you meet on tinder.

But this new misc trend of bragging about banging escorts is pretty ridiculous. Unless somehow, you get her to make money for you, it's nothing worth boasting.
post 1625135073 12-10-2020, 04:32 PM
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you 69 a hooker?


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post 1625135203 12-10-2020, 04:35 PM
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escorts here arnt as hot and an decent one will cost 500 for the hour lol
post 1625135503 12-10-2020, 04:38 PM
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Ah yes, some good ol' 22 Acacia Avenue action. Well done, mate. On a serious note, aren't you concerned about genital herpes/HPV and chit from going down on a hooker? How do they clean themselves between sessions? Do they shower after every guy or what?
post 1625135523 12-10-2020, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By jasonLAKCO
so you brahs eat your gfs and fwbs out who have been with heaps of guys but look down on op for eating out a hooker who mind you probably takes better care of her self (std checks etc) coz its her job

lmfao strong logic

enjoy raw banging a tinder hoe over a few messages and think ur better than the op

LMFAO
This.

I genuinely enjoy eating pussy so couldn't give a fuk if I get chit for it.

Besides escorts usually have much better personal hygiene than regular sloots who go out every weekend and get rawdogged, creampied by Chad and Tyrone.

99% of escorts make you wear a condom and shower after every client, if you even suggest bareback they tell you to fuk off and block you.
post 1625135773 12-10-2020, 04:40 PM
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post 1625138983 12-10-2020, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By justgenetics
Only on the misc does one brag about paying for sex..

I’m glad she at least pretended she wanted you anywhere near her, OP
Lol I know these girls dont give a fuk about me and only want my money.

It's the fact that I can easily smash a hot escort with just a simple text/call rather than spending weeks jestermaxxing trying to impress a normal 6/10 whos probably not that good in bed whilst competing with 50 other guys.

I know which one I'd rather do.
post 1625139593 12-10-2020, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By HarryDick
Depending on where you live, escorts get tested for std's and use protection a lot more often than the average girl you meet on tinder.

But this new misc trend of bragging about banging escorts is pretty ridiculous. Unless somehow, you get her to make money for you, it's nothing worth boasting.
Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Lol I know these girls dont give a fuk about me and only want my money.

It's the fact that I can easily smash a hot escort with just a simple text/call rather than spending weeks jestermaxxing trying to impress a normal 6/10 whos probably not that good in bed whilst competing with 50 other guys.

I know which one I'd rather do.
This

Option 1-
Spend countless hours swiping on tinder/instagram
maybe get lucky and invite a trashy slut over for sex or if not
have to go out and jestermaxx with her to smash
if you do smash she may not eve be good
or her pussy wil stick
etc etc


Option 2
- Pay money and **** a 7+/10 and be done with it
post 1625140103 12-10-2020, 05:38 PM
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That website is legit man.
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post 1625182783 12-11-2020, 06:20 AM
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Originally Posted By jasonLAKCO
This

Option 1-
Spend countless hours swiping on tinder/instagram
maybe get lucky and invite a trashy slut over for sex or if not
have to go out and jestermaxx with her to smash
if you do smash she may not eve be good
or her pussy wil stick
etc etc


Option 2
- Pay money and **** a 7+/10 and be done with it
Exactly some guy enjoy the chase to get free pussy, personally I find it mentally draining.
post 1625183033 12-11-2020, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Had a good time srs, was at the gym and felt horny as fuk so texted this Brazilian escort and arranged a meet. Paid £100/$130 for 30 mins. (was originally £80/$100 but I paid an extra £20/$25 to bust in her mouth)

I get there and she greets me with a smile, Looks same as pics probably even better IRL nice teddies and decent ass, she had really nice green eyes tbf. pay her the money and then I get onto the bed and start getting head. Was decent enough with some ball sucking and tongue action. Also did some 69.

After put the condom on and bang her in different positions including missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and she was pinching and scratching me whilst moaning in Portuguese which was a turn on.

Finish with some more head and she unexpectedly sticks a finger up my ass whilst sucking my balls (srs)
At this point I explode a huge load into her mouth and she keeps sucking but spits my cumm into the bin lol.

Overall a good shag and friendly enough would see her again/10
Bolded line has me loling OP. Reads like a 5th grader who was told to write a complete sentence about their favorite pastimes or something.
post 1625183393 12-11-2020, 06:31 AM
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being your in the UK thats probably closer to the cream of the crop for latin women over there. $130 for 30mins.. dunno if i could do that
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post 1625183543 12-11-2020, 06:34 AM
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Nice bro

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post 1625183763 12-11-2020, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By weezystrong
have seen alot of escorts but have put that behind me.
I never got caught and never got close to it.
Altho I remember I payed a escort with credit card once and the payment wouldnt go through, so I tried like 5 times (it ended up drawing 5x the cash out of my credit card, but it showed up after weeks)
So anyways since it was after weeks I had no idea why the cash was gone so I called my bank and they said "some spanish site took your money", "you did this transaction at 03:00 AM" "is that correct?"
I choked and got really nervous but calmed my self down andtold them I bought a watchand payed too many times by mistake.
I got my money back and nothing happened.
But for real I'm happy I'm done with pros.
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post 1625183793 12-11-2020, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By HarryDick
Depending on where you live, escorts get tested for std's and use protection a lot more often than the average girl you meet on tinder.
COPE.
Possibly the biggest COPE I've ever seen.
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post 1625184013 12-11-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Besides escorts usually have much better personal hygiene than regular sloots
I cant take the COPE any longer.
There's too much to handle.
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post 1625184763 12-11-2020, 06:54 AM
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so she stuck a finger up your ass and you busted right away huh... you're definetly straight OP
post 1625185493 12-11-2020, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D
I cant take the COPE any longer.
There's too much to handle.
Have you actually seen an escort before or are you talking about something you have no experience in?

It's there job to fuk people so they have to be clean and ready for every client. You have to wear a condom while smashing and some of them will make you wear one whilst getting head (srs) although I avoid those ones as I hate rubber blowjobs. They also shower before and after every client.


Either way if they had bad hygiene or STD'S they wouldn't get any clients so they need to make sure they're as clean as possible.
post 1625185663 12-11-2020, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75
very illegal.

the work around is "filming an adult film" or behind the curtains at a strip club. even then it's sketch

I believe it's legal in Nevada (?)
The work-around is the "sugar daddy" excuse/defense.

Regarding the "filming an adult film" concept - literally every guy in America has gotten it in their head that they can just plop a camcorder in the room and suddenly its a license to hire as many hookers as you want with no legal fears. The courts knocked that chit down in like the 1960s bro. You have to have evidence of "intent to distribute" for it to be legal.
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post 1625186203 12-11-2020, 07:18 AM
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She looks like she screams horrible Portuguese curse words on the toilet
post 1625186313 12-11-2020, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
The work-around is the "sugar daddy" excuse/defense.

Regarding the "filming an adult film" concept - literally every guy in America has gotten it in their head that they can just plop a camcorder in the room and suddenly its a license to hire as many hookers as you want with no legal fears. The courts knocked that chit down in like the 1960s bro. You have to have evidence of "intent to distribute" for it to be legal.
Just show the cop one of Rajc's brothel bandit threads and I think you'll be in the clear brah.
post 1625186473 12-11-2020, 07:22 AM
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Where'd she wipe her pooey finger? How'd she manage to go in dry?
post 1625188923 12-11-2020, 07:58 AM
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You got herpes bro. How do you feel about that?
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post 1625189843 12-11-2020, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Also did some 69.
Location: Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)


Checks out. Y'all really don't give AF about oral hygiene
post 1625189953 12-11-2020, 08:12 AM
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i don't understand why anyone would feast on hooker poonhole
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post 1625190013 12-11-2020, 08:13 AM
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bro you ate the pussy of a vag that gets pounded by dicks all day. LOL *******
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post 1625190843 12-11-2020, 08:26 AM
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[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1625132223]Had a good time srs, was at the gym and felt horny as fuk so texted this Brazilian escort and arranged a meet. Paid £100/$130 for 30 mins. (was originally £80/$100 but I paid an extra £20/$25 to bust in her mouth)

I get there and she greets me with a smile, Looks same as pics probably even better IRL nice teddies and decent ass, she had really nice green eyes tbf. pay her the money and then I get onto the bed and start getting head. Was decent enough with some ball sucking and tongue action. Also did some 69.

After put the condom on and bang her in different positions including missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl and she was pinching and scratching me whilst moaning in Portuguese which was a turn on.

Finish with some more head and she unexpectedly sticks a finger up my ass whilst sucking my balls (srs)
At this point I explode a huge load into her mouth and she keeps sucking but spits my cumm into the bin lol.

Overall a good shag and friendly enough would see her again/10






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[img]https://i.ibb.co/NmGbfwQ/20201210-225211.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]Shes fine as phuck bro.


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Originally Posted By 59manlet
god damn she is hot af

das it mane
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Outcalls are usually an extra £50-100 depending on the escort, not every escort does them aswell. it's much cheaper for me to go to there place plus I get to use trains for free because of my job.

Also the thrill of going to there place is addicting, every time I go see a new girl it feels like I'm on some secret mission and gives me a huge adrenaline rush.
Feels good giving Dick to a real whore.They crave it
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