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post 1626334543 12-22-2020, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
unfunny ***got. trash teir films and his wife killed herself cause he’s annoying

I watched the Mask in the theater as a 12yo kid. Was legit the most I've ever laughed in my life.... actually, probably laughed a tad bit harder at dumb and dumber.

Sorry for quoting the pic....
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post 1626334743 12-22-2020, 07:24 PM
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My brother and I walked out of Mortal Kombat Annihilation when we were teenagers, literally the target demographic for that pile. Only made it about 20 min in. We both loved the first one.
post 1626335453 12-22-2020, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
My brother and I walked out of Mortal Kombat Annihilation when we were teenagers, literally the target demographic for that pile. Only made it about 20 min in. We both loved the first one.
I liked that one as a child until the final showdown. - Instead of staging some Kung Fu fight with the already established cast of trained martial artists, the hero and the villain turn into some of the worst CGI monsters in cinema history. They could have used some cheap stop motion clay puppets and it would have looked better.
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
Lol what a tweest!


lmao i really ****ing hate Shyamalan. other wise decent movies just completely ruined with stupid ****
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post 1626335693 12-22-2020, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
the villages ending when they were on a ****ing Pennsylvania wildlife preserve legit rustled my jimmies
Don’t live near there but I don’t understand how anyone would be able to pass that off as believable. These people had lived there for generations and nobody had somehow stumbled it or nobody had escaped lol....it just made no sense to me. I get with films you’re supposed to blur the lines of reality but with this I couldn’t.
post 1626335873 12-22-2020, 07:35 PM
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Adam Sandler "Click" was fuking sad brahs..... not that bad of a movie.
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post 1626364853 12-23-2020, 05:50 AM
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The Love Guru - who thought this movie was a good idea? The plot reads more or less like it could be generic a romantic comedy, but there is lots of wacky juvenile humor and absolutely unlikeable characters in it. Whackier films like Scary Movie will do the fart jokes better and the love story should be unwatchable to anybody with these characters. Who would honestly like such a film?

post 1626365603 12-23-2020, 06:03 AM
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Film about a killer grizzly bear out for revenge

Synopsis: Four teenagers accidentally run over a bear cub while speeding down a dirt road. The situation regresses when the cub's mother, a huge angered grizzly, decides to hunt each of them down.

Basically ‘the Punisher’, but instead it’s a bear, absolute chit.
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post 1626366513 12-23-2020, 06:20 AM
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When I was a kid my parents asked the babysitter to pick up a VHS from the rental place on her way over, for me and my siblings. This is the unwatchable mess she chose...

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EDIT: I see some people are posting cheezy B-movies. Which is fine. I tend to enjoy them as they are usually unintentionally hilarious. Feels like that fact gives my below comments more weight.

I remember paying my hard earned money thinking this would be a decent comedy. The only movie I've been to where the entire audience heckles the screen when the credits roll. The best one was the first guy to pipe up in the back, "THAT'S NOT A MOVIE PLOT"

Seriously this movie was hammered chit.




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I remember coming home at like 2 am after a night out at the bars. Wasn't tired yet and turned on the TV and ended up catching the beginning of "Meet the Spartans". I was like cool, been wanting to watch this movie anyways 'cause it looked funny. When I'm drunk things automatically become more funny to me. Yeah, the movie was terrible. I just remember cringing my azz off.
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post 1626367613 12-23-2020, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By JJMacD⏩
When I was a kid my parents asked the babysitter to pick up a VHS from the rental place on her way over, for me and my siblings. This is the unwatchable mess she chose...

Lmao this entire movie looks like bloatlord cope.

post 1626367653 12-23-2020, 06:45 AM
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B movies dont count but for movies that have gone to the theatres

Can't believe this was approved to go into theatres nationwide. The only good thing was the stupid catchy song to start the movie.





Legit almost walked out of Jeepers Creeps 2. It's a shame because the first one was legit as hell.



This one was promoted as a comedy but it was just a borefest. It was Hallmark Channel boring




This one might be on my list because I was only 10 when I watched it but I have no clue how anyone thinks this is good. The ending was legit potato.

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post 1626367793 12-23-2020, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
This one was promoted as a comedy but it was just a borefest. It was Hallmark Channel boring


I actually watched this as a kid not yet knowing what a rabbi was.
Super weird how they cast a scientology sloot in a movie with a priest and a rabbi. Also blond Edward Norton creeps me out.
post 1626367863 12-23-2020, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
unfunny ***got. trash teir films and his wife killed herself cause he’s annoying

Negged. Reported to FBI and reported to mods.


Also, can't remember all the names but just about anything Adam Sandler that's on Netflix.
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only watch +7.5 movies

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"The Tree of Life"
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St. Elmo's Fire - I watched this just because I'd heard it was trash and it really was. The plot goes absolutely nowhere. Even the theme song makes no sense in relation to the movie.

Anything starring Pauly Shore
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
St. Elmo's Fire - I watched this just because I'd heard it was trash and it really was. The plot goes absolutely nowhere. Even the theme song makes no sense in relation to the movie.
I kinda liked it aside of Charlie Sheen's brother stalking Andie McDowell. It wouldn't say it's great, but enjoyable. I liked it as a period piece displaying what seems to be the rather average life of a generation we don't see portrayed that way quite often.
The soundtrack has nothing to do with the story though.
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
Don’t live near there but I don’t understand how anyone would be able to pass that off as believable. These people had lived there for generations and nobody had somehow stumbled it or nobody had escaped lol....it just made no sense to me. I get with films you’re supposed to blur the lines of reality but with this I couldn’t.
They hadn't lived there for generations they headed into the woods and lived old timey for like 20 years or so. It wasn't a great movie or anything but I liked it ok. I like pretty much all M Night movies except Airbender. Even the Happening wasn't that bad to me.
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
I dare you to try to sit through Dude Wheres My Car after you're over the age of 25 and not be angry by the end of it.
What are you talking about? That movie's hilarious.





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Originally Posted By I3igAl⏩
Howard the Duck - Not only is the film boring as hell, it also wasted the most exspensive CGI of it's time and included cartoon duck sex. Only reason I could see why George Lucas would want to make a movie like this would be he is a furry.
Tempted to neg for not liking Howard the Duck
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You wanna talk bad movies. Here is an absolutely terrible movie that won all kinds of awards. I usually like Del Toro so I gave it a shot. Horrible movie

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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
I dare you to try to sit through Dude Wheres My Car after you're over the age of 25 and not be angry by the end of it.
The humor is not for everyone, but if you compare it to other movies of said genre it's pretty good. It did Hangover before Hangover, no scenes were thrown in there for a random gag, they all made sense for the whacky plot, the dialogue was well-done and full of Bill and Ted-like dialogue. It also never really hits too much below the waistline and relies on being disgusting too much. Compare it to Scary/[Insert random genre] movie and you will see how good it actually is.
What it does is dumb, but it does it well.

Fun fact, I actually turned that film into a Dungeons and Dragons adventure I hosted when I was 15 or so.
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Doom and Doom Annihilation, especially Annihilation. Absolute disgraces to the Doom franchise and I've been a fan since the 90s since the original game came out.

Crank 2 was atrocious as well. I love Crank, but the sequel was horrific.

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The Double Dragon movie was horrible.

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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
I dare you to try to sit through Dude Wheres My Car after you're over the age of 25 and not be angry by the end of it.
I saw this in the theater. In winter OC Maryland. Fuking horrible place to live in the winter. Seeing that movie was probably the highlight of my week. ded srs. And no i didn't like it
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