43 y/o tinder milf (pics)

01-22-2021, 03:49 AM

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Fuking lol, when I was 22 after moving to a small town, I had a hot 33 year old, a 39 year old milf, plus 2 other chicks on the side (one was a whale though) all within 3 weeks. Lol at not knowing you have the power in this position, bro you got this. Just be confident, she wants the younger dude, you, you've already won.

01-22-2021, 04:13 AM

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Op just go on a fking Tuesday dumb op

01-22-2021, 04:22 AM

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You got this OP👊👊👊

Just play it cool, don’t over text and don’t over compliment. Take the lead and be the alpha

01-22-2021, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted By DoctorGangbang⏩

What. The. Fuk.

How is it possible to fuk this up??

You're talking to this milf like you're coming into town to meet up with your mother.

This is a pathetic display.

Hint: Women like that respond to playful cockiness, not corny compliments that they can immediately shoot down.

Next time this happens and before you fuk it up with your terrible game, read what she says - think about your response long and hard - then go jerk off. Rethink the response in your moment of post fap clarity. Then send something funny and playful.

This is a sickening display.

Lol actual good advice. I agree that it was bad in hindsight, I literally wasn't even thinking with my replies.

01-22-2021, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩

Op just go on a fking Tuesday dumb op

I have surgery on Tuesday and I'll probably want to rest on Wednesday.

01-22-2021, 04:26 AM

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#36

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Originally Posted By DigDeeper1⏩

You got this OP

Just play it cool, don’t over text and don’t over compliment. Take the lead and be the alpha

Cheers mate. She replied btw, asked which bar so I looked for bars near her and found a cool one and replied "<bar name> looks fun, see you 8pm".

01-22-2021, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

I have surgery on Tuesday and I'll probably want to rest on Wednesday.

What type of surgery you getting?

01-22-2021, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

Cheers mate. She replied btw, asked which bar so I looked for bars near her and found a cool one and replied "<bar name> looks fun, see you 8pm".

If she doesn’t put out when you meet how are you going to get home if your drinking?

What’s your backup just in case

01-22-2021, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩

You've tried pretty hard to screw this one up OP, and you're still in there.

She's just a lonely single mom who wants some D and companionship.

She's probably given up on having a normal relationship on account of kids, work, probably a dickhead ex, being busy.

Just set up a meet, have some drinks suggest going to her place or yours and bone away.

So she wants regular D? Cool go hit it, and if it's good hit it again. Once a week, twice a month, whatever.

Some time will pass and you might get bored or she might want more than you want to give her, deal with that when it happens.

You have a super easy out when you want to end things:

"I've had a great time with you but I feel like I need to settle down and find someone to start a family with".

She's probably not looking for you to be a stepdad and she's done having kids so what can she say to that? Nothing.

You retain your good guy status and could probably still hit her up in a pinch whenever.

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01-22-2021, 05:04 AM

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83 km.. lol
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01-22-2021, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

I'm just not going to reply until the day. Hopefully she's still lonely and horny by then.

Yeah, no way she will find an eager dik on tinder before then.

01-22-2021, 05:10 AM

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So what's your sc haha

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01-22-2021, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted By DigDeeper1⏩

If she doesn’t put out when you meet how are you going to get home if your drinking?

What’s your backup just in case

You can still drive with 2 or 3 beers.

01-22-2021, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩

What type of surgery you getting?

nothing big

01-22-2021, 05:19 AM

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sweet Jesus

all hope is gone

you say "chemistry" again and you'll be red.

Don't fuk this one up..

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01-22-2021, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

I'm just not going to reply until the day. Hopefully she's still lonely and horny by then.

A whole week? She's gonna forget who you are. Also you have absolutely zero sense of humour, stop being so autistic.

01-22-2021, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

nothing big

Gender reassignment

Maybe it will go better once he’s a guy

01-22-2021, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩

A whole week? She's gonna forget who you are. Also you have absolutely zero sense of humour, stop being so autistic.

Almost certainly this. At any rate, I personally wouldn't even bother with her at this point.

01-22-2021, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩

She was asking you to say you didn't just want a ONS but you didn't so she moved on to someone who was prepared to be a regular FWB or someone who was willing to pretend they were.

Yo, I ain't here.

01-22-2021, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩

Might have salvaged it but honestly I would have cancelled whatever I was doing tomorrow night and gone for the quick meet instead. She will likely get bored by next week and flake.

Bro.... that's not it mane

01-22-2021, 05:55 AM

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#51

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I'm genuinely not that invested. Just would be cool to tick a 40+ y/o off my bucket list coz I've never had one show up on my tinder, let alone match with me. If she flakes she flakes.

01-22-2021, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩

Might have salvaged it but honestly I would have cancelled whatever I was doing tomorrow night and gone for the quick meet instead. She will likely get bored by next week and flake.

This^^ you cannot make a plan for a week out. She gets tons of matches everyday, so that's 7 day of guys hitting her up. You gotta capitalize fast on MILFS like this.

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01-22-2021, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩

I'm genuinely not that invested. Just would be cool to tick a 40+ y/o off my bucket list coz I've never had one show up on my tinder, let alone match with me. If she flakes she flakes.

You can just wait until you’re 40 bro

Hopefully by then your text game will be good enough to get 20 yr olds

01-22-2021, 06:06 AM

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So did opie completely fail to **** a old chick that was basically begging for dick?

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01-22-2021, 06:07 AM

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OP, report back with results when you inserted penis into vagina.

01-22-2021, 06:13 AM

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she's hot

and definitely seems like a 3 hole evening type of girl

go for it

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01-22-2021, 06:29 AM

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Agreed week is too far in advance.

Most you should plan is a couple days out.

Learned that this past year, if the plans are too far out dont even bother.

01-22-2021, 06:59 AM

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She wants diked down a few times a month on the regular when her kids aint around. Thats why she dont want ONS. When women, older women for sure, say friends...this is what they mean

She's gonna spend this weekend getting diked down

Im not sure going 83km for some pusci is worth it. If you do meet up...dont drink lemonade. And you need to work on your texting game

01-22-2021, 07:00 AM

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40+ are hungry, trust me, she'll wait around, if you get her number, (which is the critical part) send a few texts then ignore for awhile, once she comes back, you can do whatever you want from then on in.