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post 1630522543 02-04-2021, 09:32 AM
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New project you should immediately start working on, thank me later OP

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post 1630522733 02-04-2021, 09:35 AM
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Congratulations on not clogging the bucket

Once that heinous hiney cobra is nice and frozen, you should grab one end and huck it into the woods like a vile smelling chocolate boomerang
post 1630533813 02-04-2021, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Congratulations on not clogging the bucket

Once that heinous hiney cobra is nice and frozen, you should grab one end and huck it into the woods like a vile smelling chocolate boomerang
lmfao yeah I should.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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post 1630534133 02-04-2021, 11:45 AM
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Been there. Repped
post 1630535633 02-04-2021, 12:00 PM
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Man that was a nice story.
post 1630599743 02-05-2021, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Man that was a nice story.
Thanks bud - thinking about having her published in miss magazine.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630599983 02-05-2021, 05:09 AM
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Live in the mountains... can't find woods to chit in? I'd chit outside every time if I lived there.
post 1630600933 02-05-2021, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By RichoMorando⏩
Live in the mountains... can't find woods to chit in? I'd chit outside every time if I lived there.
Didn't wanna treck into the knee high snow and freeze my tender scrot'
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630601443 02-05-2021, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
give your dump a viking funeral brah.
I think it deserves it. It was shocking how heavy it actually was. We don't often have the opportunity to actually feel the heft of our arse gremlins.
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1630601913 02-05-2021, 06:02 AM
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that's nothing. the other day I had to sht while I was hanging upside down. some went over the top of the front and came down right in my own face.
post 1630602423 02-05-2021, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩
that's nothing. the other day I had to sht while I was hanging upside down. some went over the top of the front and came down right in my own face.
wtf man why
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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