16-17 Boys and I used to go by the community college as teens and do doughnuts and drive around between the parking lots to piss off the security guard because he couldn’t chase off campus. He never called the cops so I think he had fun chasing us all over.

15-Took some huge fireworks to the local rock quarry and would throw them off the side, almost exploded ourselves many times.

12-17 Many successful rolling missions, they became an art form.

16-Redneck neighbors accused buddy’s older brother of throwing fire crackers at their dog even though he was away at college, so we smashed in his wind shield later that night when he actually came home and got us all booze.

15- Walked into a rural convenience store grabbed a case of natty, slapped down thirty bucks and told him to keep the change and ran out into a friends car.

Uncle was getting married. As they were walking out of the church I heaved a fistful of rice as hard as I could at the bride and all the bridesmaids. They all screamed in pain.

Something similar to this honestly, only I never got caught.

I was playing with a lighter and burned down nearly an acre of grass area (no trees, just the grass/bushes) in an area behind my neighborhood. I was playing with GIJoes and melting them with a lighter. Didn't know a fire had even started until like 2 hours later there were a fuk ton of fire trucks in our neighborhood.


Worse thing I ever did though was at like age 14 or so. There was an Orange grove in my neighborhood, at the back of the orange grove was a fence and a hill leading up to an off ramp from the Turnpike. I used to stand behind the fence and chuck oranges at cars as they drove by. I hit tons of cars, but one day when I hit one I saw a bunch of head light **** fly into the air cuz I busted it. Thought nothing of it then like 10 minutes later I hear some guy shouting from the other side of the orange grove "YOU MOTHER FUKERS GOING TO PAY FOR MY CAR. I'MMA COME KILL YOU". Me and my boy ran tf out of there the opposite direction and ducked through some bulidings to get home.

Later on my friend calls me and there were a fuk ton of cops out there with dogs and chit. At the time I was super terrified a dog was going to sniff me all the way home and I was gonna be busted. Didn't get caught tho. It was on the local news too.

As exhilarating as it was back then, looking back on it, that's some fuked up chit. Could have legit killed someone, and breaking peoples cars if fuked up.

Also had a slingshot one time and was trying to kill this squirrel with rocks like some kind of fuked up serial killer. Cornered it up in some tree, missed it like 100 times then I hit it and blew it's eye out, hit it again and broke it's front leg. It was bleeding to fuk and I had that stupid "well I have to kill it now, i can't just leave it like this" mindset. But the squirrel did a leap of faith out of the tree and over my head, slammed into the pavement then ran the fuk away on 3 legs.


Not a lot of things I've ever done have made me feel like a worse person than that. Was one of those defining moments in life that made me be a better person growing up. I literally cried about it later and though I was gonna go to hell for it (was still a religicel back then)

One night my friends and I got drunk and we pooped on a parked car
Got community service in high school for shoving a little kids face into my friends bare hairy ass in the stairwell

Nothing too serious. Mostly drunken teenage antics. Schit myself a few times. Made an ass out of myself.

Not a dig at you, just wanted to comment on this.

With all the chaos and destruction I've caused during my life, I'm really glad to be able to say that I've never hurt an animal for no reason.

Would fkn hate that for me.

I stuck my middle finger up during storytime in the library in like 2nd grade or something I was pretty hardcore (ok I didn't know what the middle finger meant yet).

In maybe 3rd grade I told a lunch lady to get lost after asking her to help me open a packet of BBQ sauce.

Yeah it's not a good feeling, but it made me a better person I guess. The memory of that squirrels busted out eye will legit never leave my brain.

- 15 years old Student at a private Catholic school.
- Returning back to the school on the school bus after a sports trip. Was dark around 8-9pm
- Bus stopped at traffic lights
- Someone dares me to Mooney people out of the back window of the bus (pull pants down and flash my ass)
- Do it
- Light turns green bus takes off. I fall backwards through window with pants around my ankles (safety window designed to push out)
- Bus driver must have realised what happened, pulls over into next bus bay about 2-300 meters away
- Pull my pants up and run through intersection after the bus
- Bus driver makes me go back to the intersection and pick the window up

Did not go down well with the 3 priests that ran the school

- Was during school and all nearby toilets were in use so ran to a bin and shat in there. Was probably 14

- Was around 13, me and some mates used to randomly run at eachother from behind and dive at their legs. I did it to a mate and he ended up being flown to a hospital and in ICU for a week. He went blind for a few days and almost snapped his neck.

- I was 13 and the older kids at school said something to a mate of mine so I snuck into their common room (where they hang at recess and between classes) and shat in their microwave

- I was 15 and on crutches for a fractured ankle and some kunt kicked a crutch from under me while I was walking as a joke. Didn't find it funny so whacked him over the head and then trusted it into his face and knocked his tooth out

I used a squirt gun and destroyed my parents TV when I was like...5 or so. And we then had to get a new TV.

Then again it was like 6:00 in the morning and both the parents were sound asleep. It was a Saturday.

But I had the lights on, the TV was on while I did it, and the whole screen turned green after about 30 minutes and then it was RIP TV.