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post 1631603963 02-17-2021, 03:23 AM
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post 1631604013 02-17-2021, 03:24 AM
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Cuckholding saves marriages man, u really think people can fuk 1 person for 50 years?
post 1631604033 02-17-2021, 03:25 AM
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It’s over
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post 1631604153 02-17-2021, 03:28 AM
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Long term married people having sex with each other instead of other people is bizarre and unnatural. Wtf do you and your wife think you are trying to prove.
post 1631604323 02-17-2021, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
The last time we had sex i got dressed in my silk robe and and went down to the kitchen where she was preparing lunch for us and i hugged her and said

“That was classic intercourse, thanks!”

She smiled, but i knew i had said the wrong thing.


Am i autistic or is this a normal thing to say to a woman after sex?
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post 1631604473 02-17-2021, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
I have already told the tradies working on my house about our sex life, thinking it was lads banter, but they all looked at me strange when i said that i occasionally “doth venture South In the bedroom!” and i had to reiterate “eat her pussay, you ruddy idiots... doth venture South to the pussay?!”, but they all looked at me like i was a homeless person.

Fuc
They probably would have understood if you said "I shalt begin feasting upon thy loins, wench"
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1631604743 02-17-2021, 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Most of you wont understand this, because you are either wincels or silencespeaks and don’t understand longterm relationships.

Last night my long term girlfriend tried to seduce me because she was horny and to be honest i was not in the mood.

We have sex around two times a month.

We get in the bed and she says “i’ve been a bad girl, i need to be punished!”

And like a retard i say “oooh Mrs Robinson, no more Chinese takeaways for you!”

She gets pissed and is about to bail and get out of the bed, so i apologise...

5 mins later I get a boner and just as i am about to insert it into her pussay i make eye contact with her and say

“Let battle commence!!!”

And that was final straw, a complete turn off for her and she pushed me off and called it a day.

How to i redeem this as i feel it is the end for us.
Coukdnt hurt to divorce her and take half of her stuff or lose yourself and take on a more interesting path with other women..
post 1631606883 02-17-2021, 04:59 AM
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You sound like a slayer, OP. If you dropped those lines on half the misc they'd spread their cheeks and let you in dry. The other half wouldn't even need the game you spit.

I love this for you.
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post 1631608153 02-17-2021, 05:45 AM
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post 1631608893 02-17-2021, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Not sure why you had to name drop me.
You must spread some NEGS around before giving it to Silencespeaks again.
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post 1631609723 02-17-2021, 06:19 AM
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post 1631610223 02-17-2021, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Gonna start charging for name drops.
Charging what? Your name isn't worth much.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1631623473 02-17-2021, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
I have already told the tradies working on my house about our sex life, thinking it was lads banter, but they all looked at me strange when i said that i occasionally “doth venture South In the bedroom!” and i had to reiterate “eat her pussay, you ruddy idiots... doth venture South to the pussay?!”, but they all looked at me like i was a homeless person.

Fuc
Alright OP, I think the only way you can recover from this is to seduce all the tradies, then dump them, breaking their hearts. This will make YOU the alpha. Maybe show up in short-shorts and a really tight shirt, they won't be able to resist you, but if they SOMEHOW do, use one of your killer lines on them.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1631624373 02-17-2021, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
They probably would have understood if you said "I shalt begin feasting upon thy loins and they buttocks wench"
Fixed
post 1631625753 02-17-2021, 10:26 AM
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post 1631626033 02-17-2021, 10:29 AM
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Did you lick her left titty at least twice beforehand?
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post 1631626753 02-17-2021, 10:36 AM
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post 1631627173 02-17-2021, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Yeah man, it's tricky with long term relationships.

The other night i told the misses I would "smush that tush until she foams from the mush", and that seemed to work she was dripping wet.

Then she said "I love it when you talk dirty to me Jandels", and I said "yeah I bet you like it you little retard". After that she just switched off, like wtf ??
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post 1631628083 02-17-2021, 10:52 AM
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it's over for you boyo, she's already getting railed by Jamal and Tyronne
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post 1631628173 02-17-2021, 10:54 AM
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OP in any long term relationship that usually happens. Nothing good or bad abiut it. Comes a time you live on the love you have for your partner. The lust and sex part was always just icing on the cake anyways
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post 1631628613 02-17-2021, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
The last time we had sex i got dressed in my silk robe and and went down to the kitchen where she was preparing lunch for us and i hugged her and said

“That was classic intercourse, thanks!”

She smiled, but i knew i had said the wrong thing.


Am i autistic or is this a normal thing to say to a woman after sex?
You insulted her bud. She’s craving some genuine passion and romance. Show her how much you love her, that’s what she wants, say or do something that conveys that.
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post 1631628963 02-17-2021, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
OP in any long term relationship that usually happens. Nothing good or bad abiut it. Comes a time you live on the love you have for your partner. The lust and sex part was always just icing on the cake anyways
If more people understood this the better off people would be in marriage/LTR's. Idk if its the few out there that cant get their hands off each other but there is some expectation that if you arent walking around with a boner the minute your wife is within 5 feet of you then there is something wrong.
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
The last time we had sex i got dressed in my silk robe and and went down to the kitchen where she was preparing lunch for us and i hugged her and said

“That was classic intercourse, thanks!”

She smiled, but i knew i had said the wrong thing.


Am i autistic or is this a normal thing to say to a woman after sex?
You're suppose to say thank you. Momma didn't raise you right.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Gonna start charging for name drops.
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