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Thread: Jeff Bezos ex wife can't control herself around Baldmaxxers

post 1633319643 03-09-2021, 09:04 AM
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Just imagine how psyched that guy is. If he has an ex wife, she is probably fuming lmao
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post 1633319793 03-09-2021, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Bald crew. It's hilarious how the misc see's being bald as a disadvantage. In reality, the complete opposite is true as long as you don't have a retarded skull, are in shape, and have an alpha aura.
Can't have a weird shaped head, can't have a pencil neck and works much better if you have masculine features as opposed to androgynous ones. These are the keys to successful baldmaxxing. Add in being tall with a good frame, in shape and nice face and you won't miss your hair and might even look better without it. Looksmaximus is a prime example. Dude looked better when he was buzzing/shaving his head compared to how he looks with hair
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post 1633319883 03-09-2021, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By StrongFella⏩
Just imagine how psyched that guy is. If he has an ex wife, she is probably fuming lmao
Wait...Let's say he is a divorcee with kids. Do his CP payments skyrocket?
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post 1633319933 03-09-2021, 09:10 AM
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post 1633319943 03-09-2021, 09:11 AM
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She probably realizes bald people give good head.
post 1633320043 03-09-2021, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩
She probably realizes bald people give good head.
That's true we do.
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post 1633320123 03-09-2021, 09:13 AM
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post 1633320193 03-09-2021, 09:14 AM
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True story: On the final day of their divorce, after all the paperwork had been signed, Jeff Bezos looked at his team of lawyers and supposedly said "worth every penny".
It's hard to imagine spending 50 Billion to be rid of wife and being ok with it.
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post 1633320453 03-09-2021, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Life is going to get rough for this lady now that she doesn’t have bezos buying robots with plungers to address her clogged toilet
Just lol @ being that rich and concerning yourself with such peasentries
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post 1633320523 03-09-2021, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
True story: On the final day of their divorce, after all the paperwork had been signed, Jeff Bezos looked at his team of lawyers and supposedly said "worth every penny".
It's hard to imagine spending 50 Billion to be rid of wife and being ok with it.
She's probably a banshee in the sack. Crazy as hell, and unbearable, but damn can she polish a knob.
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post 1633320553 03-09-2021, 09:20 AM
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Where do you meet billionaire divorcees?

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post 1633320733 03-09-2021, 09:22 AM
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Mirin hard af. My boy a over night billionaire now, only takes chits in sparkling water moving forward.

Why doesn't she get her teeth fixed ffs? She just gonna let them puppies turn grey?
post 1633320883 03-09-2021, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
Where do you meet billionaire divorcees?

Asking for a bald friend
When you find out let me know. I'm down to be some rich sl00ts boy toy.
Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
Mirin hard af. My boy a over night billionaire now, only takes chits in sparkling water moving forward.

Why doesn't she get her teeth fixed ffs? She just gonna let them puppies turn grey?
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post 1633321073 03-09-2021, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
don't call me fella, pal
sorry sweetie
post 1633321183 03-09-2021, 09:28 AM
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My boy walking down the school halls and into his science class room

post 1633321393 03-09-2021, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
When you find out let me know. I'm down to be some rich sl00ts boy toy.
Brb paging an app developer.
post 1633321523 03-09-2021, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Wait...Let's say he is a divorcee with kids. Do his CP payments skyrocket?
It's not his income, so I assume not
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post 1633321533 03-09-2021, 09:33 AM
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Bezos ****ed up imo

he had a woman that loved him when he was a bald nerd (without a lot of money)

he will probably never experience that again
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I wonder how many Amazon warehouses could fit up his nose?
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
why do you think she married him so quick? He was playing patty cake with her cervix since day one...No way she let's that get away.
He's prob a member of the A-spot crew which is less than 3% of the male population.

Can't buy that kind of dick game.
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imagine having 50 billion dollars but getting jealous of the homeless guy on the corner with a full, lush, flowing head of thick hair.



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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Can't have a weird shaped head, can't have a pencil neck and works much better if you have masculine features as opposed to androgynous ones. These are the keys to successful baldmaxxing. Add in being tall with a good frame, in shape and nice face and you won't miss your hair and might even look better without it. Looksmaximus is a prime example. Dude looked better when he was buzzing/shaving his head compared to how he looks with hair
Correct. It works wonders if you take care of yourself and have decent features. Which is true about literally any style.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
You couldn't give away 50 billion if you tried.
Sure you can. She won't.
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
My boy walking down the school halls and into his science class room

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holy crap. How on earth did they get hooked up? Just seems like they come from different worlds. The 0.001% and a teacher.
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inb4 ratfish becomes a billionaire as well
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
I hope he has kids from a previous marriage who will now be well looked-after, and his ex-wife is furious.
even better is if the ex wife cleaned him out in divorce settlement. this is bigger than winning the lottery. lol
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
inb4 ratfish becomes a billionaire as well
He better remember his homies from the misc come Christmas time.
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