Thread: Mortal Kombat was an awful movie
04-24-2021, 09:42 PM
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04-24-2021, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
preach it bro !!!I couldn't really follow the plot line at all, though having said that I was purely there for the violence and gore which somewhat satisfied me.
The real kicker though was the complete lack of the tournament style fights; and that's precisely what Mortal Kombat is! The actual caged, no holds barred fights between Outworlders and Earth-realmers. I wanted to see an actual tournament presided over by Shao Kahn yet something like this never happened, it was more of a squabble between a fraction of the full gamut of MK characters.
And don't tell me a series of ring death matches won't work in a movie; that was the whole plot of Jean Claude Van Damme's The Quest and that movie was frigginawesome.
The real kicker though was the complete lack of the tournament style fights; and that's precisely what Mortal Kombat is! The actual caged, no holds barred fights between Outworlders and Earth-realmers. I wanted to see an actual tournament presided over by Shao Kahn yet something like this never happened, it was more of a squabble between a fraction of the full gamut of MK characters.
And don't tell me a series of ring death matches won't work in a movie; that was the whole plot of Jean Claude Van Damme's The Quest and that movie was frigginawesome.
100% agree... from the START of the move...we've won 9 tourneys in a row...blah blah blah... movie proceeds to not show a tourney. Da fuq.
I think they are trying to Milk it like Marverl series.. maybe do 3or 4 films.. but whatever. HBO max = $0.00 on the movie. 7/10 due to good effects and gore.
They kept it moving pretty well the last 60 mins.
Just trying hard to not be a fat sack-o-chit.
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04-24-2021, 11:20 PM
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Was trash plot with somehow Cole being the main character lmao. W.e I can't wait for my boy Johnny Cage and Kano carried that movie
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04-24-2021, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
cole actually has plot armor as his "arcanna" power. I cant believe reptile was actually a big iguana , just lmaoWas trash plot with somehow Cole being the main character lmao. W.e I can't wait for my boy Johnny Cage and Kano carried that movie
04-24-2021, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By dj006xx⏩
LMAO hahahaha I completely forgot about that.cole actually has plot armor as his "arcanna" power. I cant believe reptile was actually a big iguana , just lmao
Yeah that was brutal.
04-25-2021, 12:08 AM
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04-25-2021, 12:08 AM
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04-25-2021, 12:26 AM
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Yall boring af, watched it high + at 4dx and enjoyed every moment of it.
Watching movies just on normal big screen don't do it no more
Watching movies just on normal big screen don't do it no more
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04-25-2021, 01:16 AM
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04-25-2021, 01:48 AM
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The female cast was terrible. No titties or ass.
Mileena is not black and her costume was lame.
Sonya Blade looks like a trailer trash version of Lara Croft.
No Kitana but it probably is best since they would’ve casted some skinny, less than average looking girl to play the role.
Watched it for free so whatever. I have zero expectations for leftist politically correct Hollywood now days. Movies are not enjoyable anymore.
Mileena is not black and her costume was lame.
Sonya Blade looks like a trailer trash version of Lara Croft.
No Kitana but it probably is best since they would’ve casted some skinny, less than average looking girl to play the role.
Watched it for free so whatever. I have zero expectations for leftist politically correct Hollywood now days. Movies are not enjoyable anymore.
04-25-2021, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
When Kano is carrying your MK movie, there is a big problem here.Kano carried the first half the movie, he was great. Overall it wasn’t nearly as bad as I expected, 7/10
04-25-2021, 08:09 AM
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04-25-2021, 08:15 AM
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04-25-2021, 08:17 AM
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04-25-2021, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Agreed 10000%Whoever mandated the Cole character and then cast Lewis Tan should not only be fired but flayed alive.
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04-25-2021, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
There doesn't need to be a part 2.Part 2 will have the tournament and Johnny Cage will in it. I certainly pay for this chit. I already knew the plot was going to stink. It's a cheesy movie banking on the success and history of the video game.
Imo the only way this works for live action will be a mini series like Spartacus.
It will give you time to invest into a character then have a fight an episode with fatalities or whatever. It will give the plot context and they can take their time with it.
Mortal kombat doesn't work as a movie.
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04-27-2021, 08:36 PM
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Agree. It wasn't MK enough. BRB waste time on some bullshiet fanfic character with ****ty powers.
Just do a fukkin live action MK tournament with fatalities and shiet. Don't try to set up and explain chit ffs.
Just do a fukkin live action MK tournament with fatalities and shiet. Don't try to set up and explain chit ffs.
04-27-2021, 09:27 PM
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04-27-2021, 09:30 PM
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Make it a genuine tournament ala undisputed 3/4.
Will Wights cradle series also has a good tournament with friends pitched against each other as well as opposing factions.
DBZ stuff too.
The groundworks been done. They just need to follow the blue print.
Will Wights cradle series also has a good tournament with friends pitched against each other as well as opposing factions.
DBZ stuff too.
The groundworks been done. They just need to follow the blue print.
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