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» Is Elon Musk a simp? Texts between Elon and Depp's ex-wife Amber Heard released lol
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post 1639236973 05-23-2021, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah
Who gives a fuk he’s fuking the hottest sluts in the world and you’re jacking off in your fuking basement on motherless.




Who is alpha and who is beta now? *******



Blows my fuking mind how pathetic men try to make themselves feel better by saying other **** men do is “beta” while such men are slaying left and right and they think they are “alpha” yet can’t even get fuking laid.



“Alpha” and “beta” is fuking incel **** stop saying it or viewing the world through such a stupid lens fools
Simpleton detected.

Elon is the ultimate snake oil salesman and he deserves to be exposed.
post 1639237093 05-23-2021, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra
It says rocket man

That’s clearly Elton John
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i lol'd
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post 1639237123 05-23-2021, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By alain
Not sure about simp but definitely a snake oil salesman
^^^^
I agree. The cult like following of people hanging iff his every word is creepy as hell to me srs
post 1639237153 05-23-2021, 09:14 AM
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post 1639237263 05-23-2021, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball
She might be evil but she's one of the hottest women in the entire world. If Elon fukked that than he's already won.
Behind the makeup, Hollywood get up, and fame she’s just an average to slightly above average woman, stop being a beta simp
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post 1639237363 05-23-2021, 09:19 AM
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post 1639237603 05-23-2021, 09:26 AM
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Didn't read. He started a few companies and used that money to start Paypal, then sold that to Ebay. Took the money and started SpaceX and Tesla. All which was pretty cool in my book but then at some point he turned into a ***got.
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Originally Posted By rootcon
Didn't read. He started a few companies and used that money to start Paypal, then sold that to Ebay. Took the money and started SpaceX and Tesla. All which was pretty cool in my book but then at some point he turned into a ***got.
Another simpleton detected.

He did not start PayPal. He was kicked out of the CEO role way before it IPO’d. Tesla never made a single cent and its about to capitulate.

Elon is the ultimate grifter and anyone who thinks other is a simpleton.
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post 1639238893 05-23-2021, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10
whats absolutely crazy is that guy has more money and status than i'll ever see. yet girls text him just like he's some random dude

mind=blown
that isn't some random girl though

she is a 9/10, rich, famous actress

A random sloot would be all over him
post 1639239923 05-23-2021, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By DivineMasculine
99% of celebrities and athletes are fookin weirdos dude. If they were some randos at your school/work you would never even hang out with them but put them on a screen and millions worship them.

These sloots get passed around the guys. Can you imagine the diseases these celebrities carry?

Boyo...










Everybody is in the same bang pool in hollywood and they all got herpes and warts. So many celebrities have like 6 month flings with everyone else so they are all in the same bang pool. Then eventually they marry one of those whore bags for a few years then divorce and marry another one. Imagine your wife banging half of hollywood and somehow not even being phased by it.

A lot of people focus on the guys and are like oh look how many hot actresses he banged... yeah but look at those actresses kill counts, they are over a dozen that are publicly confirmed all with other hollywood men who also banged a ton, so everyone has herpes. All hollywood females are complete whores because they were molested by some jewish producer since age 12.
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post 1639240083 05-23-2021, 10:12 AM
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post 1639240203 05-23-2021, 10:15 AM
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he deserves everything after what he did to bitcoin
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There’s nothingshocking about this
Originally Posted By LurkoLantern
Here's the thing about crazy women - they have little to no sexual inhibitions. Sex with Amber Heard is likely the best sex that Elon, Depp, etc ever had. I imagine anyone that's fukked her would say it was the all-time best in their whole lives. And these are generally men that have had plenty of sex with plenty of different women.

When you get to experience that - it can be really tough to let go. Like your brain starts doing all sorts of gymnastics to make it seem reasonable to keep at it
Can confirm
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post 1639241683 05-23-2021, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Misc always says that but like what exactly?

I don’t understand what there is to in bed. Like what would she do that makes it good.

Other than her 10/10 looks obv but I mean the “crazy girls are amazing in bed” that misc always claims.
Scream at the top of her lungs while biting your fingers hard trying to muffle it, and doing kegels on your dick while squirting everywhere. Srs. Banged a fair few crazies in my day.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Misc always says that but like what exactly?

I don’t understand what there is to in bed. Like what would she do that makes it good.

Other than her 10/10 looks obv but I mean the “crazy girls are amazing in bed” that misc always claims.
Probably do quite a few more positions than missionary lol
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Crazy girls are better in bed , absolutely
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post 1639242003 05-23-2021, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball
She might be evil but she's one of the hottest women in the entire world. If Elon fukked that than he's already won.
Strong. I see hotter women swiping on Hinge in Toronto.
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Once you get to their level of celebrity, most end up doing one of two things

1 Try to stay relevant and in the scene by ****ing other celebrities. It's a small club and you get ahead by staying connected and in the lime light .

2 Get with nobodies , disappear into obscurity, and try to raise a normal family.


When you literally have nothing to provide to the world except your looks , being connected is key. Elon wanted to break into that world by getting with famous chicks but he is just too autistic.

He could have literally had a random noname model every day of the week but tried to break into a world he was never raised to be a part of. It's not in him to hang with celebrities except for the fact that he's become super rich. It's better for a celebrities image to be associated with Elon than it is for Elon to be associated with these celebrities...
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post 1639242373 05-23-2021, 10:53 AM
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do u think he fuked her?
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Originally Posted By bibimbape
Another simpleton detected.

He did not start PayPal. He was kicked out of the CEO role way before it IPO’d. Tesla never made a single cent and its about to capitulate.

Elon is the ultimate grifter and anyone who thinks other is a simpleton.
I dunno about that, but I'd bet money that his parents were already millionaires. Just like Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and every other rich person on the planet who isn't an entertainer.
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dont write things in text you dont want other people to see

she will either show her girlfriends and talk chit about you or it can end up in court

i was on a jury and they dumped like 100 pages (srs literally 100pages) of text messages on our desks between this guy and the girl they said he raped. it was a giant cringefest of beta male simp chit from him, telling her she is beautiful with winky face emojis and chit and her claiming she had no idea he wanted to fuk her and thought he was just a friend who told her how beautiful she was. mind was blown that everything misc said was right and happening IRL. i never sent anything 10% as cringe to girls i was actually fuking that this guy was sending
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All these tech billionaires are simp bitches. Bezos basically wifed up a used prostitute
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this vid was a real eye opener

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"Anyway, sorry for being an idiot. The radio silence hurt a lot. It only matters because I really like you"

Kinda beta for sure
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