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post 1639523233 05-26-2021, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Let me bring you idiots in on a little life tip. It seems the average person is washing their hands after they pee which is completely backwards. Your penis should be the cleanest part of your body, while your hands one of the dirtiest. Do you really want to dirty your penis by holding it while you pee without first washing your hands? You people make me sick.
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post 1639523513 05-26-2021, 09:47 PM
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Not true. I use my penis to open doors and move objects around
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post 1639524033 05-26-2021, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Let me bring you idiots in on a little life tip. It seems the average person is washing their hands after they pee which is completely backwards. Your penis should be the cleanest part of your body, while your hands one of the dirtiest. Do you really want to dirty your penis by holding it while you pee without first washing your hands? You people make me sick.
Brahhh THIS.

I argued with my ex on this when she would give me sht for not washing my hands after I pee.
I’m like, I showered this morning, I put on underwear, my dick is the cleanest part of my body and I’m touching it with my dirty hands I should be washing first. Tf



But as far as washing your hands after you pee. Definitely should. Kunts be pissing and walking out at the gym
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post 1639524763 05-26-2021, 10:07 PM
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You think anything is really clean?
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post 1639525163 05-26-2021, 10:15 PM
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I’ve seen guys at work who take a chit, wash their hands, then go to the urinals for a piss
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post 1639525913 05-26-2021, 10:34 PM
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I don't wash my hands before or after I pee in a public bathroom. I avoid touching bathroom door/sink handles at all costs. I also don't grab my d*ck when i pee. I just let it hang and aim it. so it stays clean.
post 1639536173 05-27-2021, 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Contribution05⏩
I don't wash my hands before or after I pee in a public bathroom. I avoid touching bathroom door/sink handles at all costs. I also don't grab my d*ck when i pee. I just let it hang and aim it. so it stays clean.
Must not be long enough to sway in the breeze.
post 1639540453 05-27-2021, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
Must not be long enough to sway in the breeze.
tbh I let mine hang when actually peeing too and the weight keeps it from swaying too much, but still have to handle it to get it out and squeeze/shake out the liquid after peeing and stow it
post 1639540483 05-27-2021, 06:28 AM
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Wash your hands WITH pee
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post 1639541013 05-27-2021, 06:42 AM
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Am I the only one who doesn't wash their hands?
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post 1639542013 05-27-2021, 07:02 AM
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lol if you don't put your hands in the toilet to clean them before using the bathroom.
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post 1639542373 05-27-2021, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
I’ve seen guys at work who take a chit, wash their hands, then go to the urinals for a piss
how tf do they not pee while pooping?

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post 1639544093 05-27-2021, 07:45 AM
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Flop weiner over boxer elastic band.

Hold said elastic band with both hands and use to aim penor.

No need to wash.
post 1639546533 05-27-2021, 08:26 AM
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post 1639546923 05-27-2021, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By BrbBowflexing⏩
how tf do they not pee while pooping?

My only theory is they didn’t need to pee when they went to chit, but when they finish chitting and go to wash their hands, suddenly it hits them
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post 1639547063 05-27-2021, 08:34 AM
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I have my Coworker EOD8989 hold my Cawk while I piss. he is very hopeful
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post 1639547193 05-27-2021, 08:38 AM
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Does anyone else fake wash their hands? I actually do this. If there's other people in the bathroom that can't see me, I'll run the water for a few seconds and pretend to wash my hands.
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post 1639550023 05-27-2021, 09:19 AM
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lol at washing before or after.



dont even touch penor crew because thats homo as fuk cuz
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