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post 1640593173 06-10-2021, 11:41 AM
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Skimmed the last couple of days in a local newspaper and reposted the funnier ones:

4-year-old goes on a thieving spree at a local supermarket
- stole three ice cream bars, a couple of toys and a colorful ball
- was later found out to have escaped from a local kindergarden

Fistfight over Pokemon Go arena
- college student got choked and beaten up by two other Pokemon Go player, who wanted to occupy a Pokemon Arena

Drunken guy harasses PETA demonstrators with Hitler salutes
-he should work harder to reach full Floridaman levels

First vegan Kebab restaurant opens
-lol @ vegan Kebab

A couple of sheep escaped and blocked a street
-they had been running from an angry dog(Pitbull?)
Originally Posted By redraider86
We had a Swiss Cheese Pervert for a while, just some dude who continues to offer women money to watch him put his dick through swiss cheese

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/20...heese-pervert/

His dating profile (srs)

Spoiler!
I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this. This is my fetish, full version.

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.

I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.

I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.

I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.

so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.

I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.

The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.

Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.

Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough

Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.

So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
lmao just lmao
Whyx swiss cheese though? Would he nor get erect with cheese from France or the Netherlands?
post 1640593793 06-10-2021, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By sword_


Kid is from Texas.
Jesus, hope that crazy kid rots in jail.
(Would make one hell of a movie though in couple of years)
post 1640593903 06-10-2021, 11:51 AM
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"crazed sex creep kills thousands of seniors, remains governor"
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1640593933 06-10-2021, 11:51 AM
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https://www.oregonlive.com/
Oregon will allow homeless individuals to sleep on public land in all communities
Portland pays $195K to get rid of 2 more employees at dysfunctional bureau
oh jfl:
Why Tho? Can I scream if someone misgenders me?
Dear Lizzy,

I’ve been struggling with how to confront cis men who repeatedly refer to me as “she” when I prefer “they/them.” I’ve had this issue multiple times while working at the machine shop at my college, where I am frequently the only femme around -- a male teaching assistant will ignore me or roll his eyes when I ask for help or two male teaching assistants will discuss what I am working on, saying, “she should do this” or “she should do that” right in front of me! I want to scream at them but instead, I just crawl into the hole in my head.

Can I Scream?
Make Europe Germany Again
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