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Skimmed the last couple of days in a local newspaper and reposted the funnier ones:
4-year-old goes on a thieving spree at a local supermarket
- stole three ice cream bars, a couple of toys and a colorful ball
- was later found out to have escaped from a local kindergarden
Fistfight over Pokemon Go arena
- college student got choked and beaten up by two other Pokemon Go player, who wanted to occupy a Pokemon Arena
Drunken guy harasses PETA demonstrators with Hitler salutes
-he should work harder to reach full Floridaman levels
First vegan Kebab restaurant opens
-lol @ vegan Kebab
A couple of sheep escaped and blocked a street
-they had been running from an angry dog(Pitbull?)
Whyx swiss cheese though? Would he nor get erect with cheese from France or the Netherlands?
4-year-old goes on a thieving spree at a local supermarket
- stole three ice cream bars, a couple of toys and a colorful ball
- was later found out to have escaped from a local kindergarden
Fistfight over Pokemon Go arena
- college student got choked and beaten up by two other Pokemon Go player, who wanted to occupy a Pokemon Arena
Drunken guy harasses PETA demonstrators with Hitler salutes
-he should work harder to reach full Floridaman levels
First vegan Kebab restaurant opens
-lol @ vegan Kebab
A couple of sheep escaped and blocked a street
-they had been running from an angry dog(Pitbull?)
Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
lmao just lmaoWe had a Swiss Cheese Pervert for a while, just some dude who continues to offer women money to watch him put his dick through swiss cheese
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/20...heese-pervert/
His dating profile (srs)
Spoiler!
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/20...heese-pervert/
His dating profile (srs)
Spoiler!
I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this. This is my fetish, full version.
I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.
I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.
I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.
I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.
The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.
Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.
Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough
Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.
So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.
I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.
I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.
I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.
so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.
I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.
The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.
Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.
Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough
Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.
So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.
Whyx swiss cheese though? Would he nor get erect with cheese from France or the Netherlands?
06-10-2021, 11:49 AM
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06-10-2021, 11:51 AM
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06-10-2021, 11:51 AM
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Dear Lizzy,
I’ve been struggling with how to confront cis men who repeatedly refer to me as “she” when I prefer “they/them.” I’ve had this issue multiple times while working at the machine shop at my college, where I am frequently the only femme around -- a male teaching assistant will ignore me or roll his eyes when I ask for help or two male teaching assistants will discuss what I am working on, saying, “she should do this” or “she should do that” right in front of me! I want to scream at them but instead, I just crawl into the hole in my head.
Can I Scream?
I’ve been struggling with how to confront cis men who repeatedly refer to me as “she” when I prefer “they/them.” I’ve had this issue multiple times while working at the machine shop at my college, where I am frequently the only femme around -- a male teaching assistant will ignore me or roll his eyes when I ask for help or two male teaching assistants will discuss what I am working on, saying, “she should do this” or “she should do that” right in front of me! I want to scream at them but instead, I just crawl into the hole in my head.
Can I Scream?
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