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Thread: Wife's water broke, my son will be here soon!

post 1641344953 06-21-2021, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By bchap05⏩
Nice congrats! I wasn't a "kid guy" pretty much ignored all other peoples kids. Didn't really know if I wanted kids. Had son and its the greatest thing I've ever done. People that don't do it are missing out on life.
Same! Srs

@thescapeGOAT thanks bro, srs
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post 1641346053 06-21-2021, 03:03 PM
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Congrats mane!
post 1641346203 06-21-2021, 03:05 PM
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Pour some water back in and you won't have to deal with them for another couple days

Spoiler!
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post 1641346213 06-21-2021, 03:05 PM
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Congrats brother, parenthood is a wonderful thing
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post 1641346453 06-21-2021, 03:09 PM
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congrats u are now a biologically successful lifeform
post 1641348313 06-21-2021, 03:42 PM
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Thank you all ded fkn srs. Don't care what anyone says, misc the absolute GOAT forum/social media
I know who I am. And after all these years, thereโ€™s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

*Proud member of the misc 767 & USA vs. Germany world cup ban
-People who say money can't buy happiness, have never paid the adoption fee at the pound and went home with a new best friend
*There's no such thing as a bad dog, only a bad dog owner

If you see myself and swoleyo in a thread, remind me to rep him.
post 1641348383 06-21-2021, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Motiviert⏩
Thank you all ded fkn srs. Don't care what anyone says, misc the absolute GOAT forum/social media
hehe ty men
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post 1641348393 06-21-2021, 03:43 PM
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Thats game



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post 1641348883 06-21-2021, 03:52 PM
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Congrats and best wishes on a quick and easy delivery for your wife!
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post 1641349703 06-21-2021, 04:06 PM
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Stay safe op.

Best of luck!
post 1641350253 06-21-2021, 04:14 PM
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Iโ€™ll pray for you Op



Not srs. Congrats. Canโ€™t imagine how surreal that must feel. Soon..
post 1641350663 06-21-2021, 04:20 PM
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Das it, congrats brah!
post 1641352403 06-21-2021, 04:47 PM
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Congratulations!! Awesome to hear you are so supportive of the natural physiological birth of your child!

I birthed all four of ours with midwife/doula. My husband wasnโ€™t totally on board with our firstborn, hippies & witchcraft may have been mentioned, but he caught our second & third and I caught our fourth. ๏ปฟ

Give yourselves a lot of grace in the first months. There is definitely a learning curve to juggling the needs of your older child alongside a newborn.
post 1641352903 06-21-2021, 04:58 PM
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Congratulations! I hear boys are tougher to take care of than girls as babies.
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post 1641352953 06-21-2021, 04:59 PM
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Grats OP.

I originally didn't want kids, but my son is the fuking best thing to ever happen in my life srs. Being a dad is fuking awesome.
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post 1641353413 06-21-2021, 05:09 PM
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Congrats man!!! Wish you all the best to you and your family, hope to become a father in the next few years myself.
post 1641353523 06-21-2021, 05:11 PM
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Ayyyy, congrats brah. Repped.


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post 1641353723 06-21-2021, 05:13 PM
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Grats bro.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1641354083 06-21-2021, 05:18 PM
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I broke my wife's water with my dink srs.

She was in labor for 23 hrs, was insane but she also did it all natty. Would rep your wife irl.

Hopefully its a speedy labor.
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post 1641354333 06-21-2021, 05:21 PM
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Congrats. My second son was born about 45 minutes after the water broke.......... Here we go!
post 1641356343 06-21-2021, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
I broke my wife's water with my dink srs.
Mirin,

My wifes waters didn't break for our first, his head popped out still in the amniotic (?) sack. Then it popped like a water balloon, even made the same sound. I didn't even know that schit could happen
Damn
post 1641356793 06-21-2021, 05:54 PM
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Congrats! My wife did the natural birth thing (but not at home) a few times. The last one she decided to go for the epidural - was a much better experience in all respects haha!


Also, in b4 "Misc, my child looks Indian (me + wife = white), wut do?"
mo e
post 1641356933 06-21-2021, 05:56 PM
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Congrats mate!
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post 1641356993 06-21-2021, 05:57 PM
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Congrats brother, now gtfo and pay attention to your new family edition and wife!!
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1641357143 06-21-2021, 06:00 PM
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Congrats op
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Excited to welcome Kyle Pitts Motiviert into the world
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Congrats OP, what will you name your son?
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It took a second try, but you did it!
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Congrats OP, what will you name your son?
Miniviert obv
Damn
post 1641386353 06-22-2021, 07:15 AM
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Absolute unit of a baby moti arrived @ 6:22 on 6/22, 8lb 6 oz 21 inches. Thank y'all for all the love and well wishes.


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I know who I am. And after all these years, thereโ€™s a victory in that.

All liberals deserve death

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