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post 1641395693 06-22-2021, 09:38 AM
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He was just having himself a danger wank brah, don't kink shame him...

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post 1641396623 06-22-2021, 09:53 AM
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Tell him he was jacking off the wrong way and that you will show him how to do it the right way when you two get some privacy, but never follow up on that or mentioned it ever again.
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post 1641400693 06-22-2021, 10:57 AM
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Never understood parents that open doors without knocking. It’s like they want to see something awkward
post 1641402803 06-22-2021, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
Your son is a disobedient selfish prick, he wakes up late, then after waking up late he takes his sweet phucking time to masturbate.
This. Should have done it in the car when on the road.

Wat?
post 1641402973 06-22-2021, 11:32 AM
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just tell him to make sure the door is locked when he wants privacy
post 1641403283 06-22-2021, 11:36 AM
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I'd make dong references the entire trip and then finish it off with dinner at Wienerschnitzel!
post 1641407773 06-22-2021, 12:43 PM
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I talked to him. Told him to lock the door from now on for privacy. I apologized for not giving time after I knocked and opened his door. Told him its nothing to be embarrassed about. Told him we all do it and I did it at his age and still do at times lol. He's like...daaaad.

Anyway made it to the airport and currently in Atlanta waiting our connection.
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post 1641408133 06-22-2021, 12:50 PM
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play this in the car

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post 1641408153 06-22-2021, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By progressive⏩
I talked to him. Told him to lock the door from now on for privacy. I apologized for not giving time after I knocked and opened his door. Told him its nothing to be embarrassed about. Told him we all do it and I did it at his age and still do at times lol. He's like...daaaad.

Anyway made it to the airport and currently in Atlanta waiting our connection.
das it mane. tell him next time he wants to wank to come get you and you'll have a wank session. nohomo obviously
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post 1641408313 06-22-2021, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By progressive⏩
I talked to him. Told him to lock the door from now on for privacy. I apologized for not giving time after I knocked and opened his door. Told him its nothing to be embarrassed about. Told him we all do it and I did it at his age and still do at times lol. He's like...daaaad.

Anyway made it to the airport and currently in Atlanta waiting our connection.
You did good man. That's got to be incredibly awkward. I have about 10 years before I have to deal with kids going through puberty
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post 1641408963 06-22-2021, 01:08 PM
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OP's son in a few years...

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post 1641409373 06-22-2021, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By progressive⏩
I talked to him. Told him to lock the door from now on for privacy. I apologized for not giving time after I knocked and opened his door. Told him its nothing to be embarrassed about. Told him we all do it and I did it at his age and still do at times lol. He's like...daaaad.

Anyway made it to the airport and currently in Atlanta waiting our connection.
Did you make EC when you walked in?

Would be funnier if he was at the point of no return and started shooting thick ropes into the air as you entered.

You could have been like:

“Clean up and get in the shower. We’re gonna hit the road soon”

Did he react to your entrance and scramble to hide what he was doing? Or did he not break stroke

If he tried to hide it, you coulda let him get away with thinking he packed everything away just in the Knick of time
post 1641409443 06-22-2021, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
At least it wasn't your daughter... w her hairbush
Bruh he said his daughter is 8. Did Biden hack your account or what? lmao
post 1641409543 06-22-2021, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
ur son is a human being
what is the big deal?

just don't mention it and carry on like nothing happened
he's just having a crack at it, its a funny moment.

why u always acting high and mighty? stupid virtue signaling *******.
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post 1641412603 06-22-2021, 01:59 PM
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dis you OP?
post 1641412803 06-22-2021, 02:01 PM
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