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» Imagine you're on "The Bachelorette"...And you can't jerk it for a week
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post 1642643853 07-11-2021, 07:46 PM
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And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1642644093 07-11-2021, 07:51 PM
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dudes will prob just form a real circle jerk

those shows are for closeted *******s anyways lol
Posts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.

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post 1642659773 07-12-2021, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Underwrought
Imagine not realizing they are all actors and it's all scripted. This country and forum are full of fukking idiots.
This.
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1642660003 07-12-2021, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By poptarts
JFL @ being a fapcel. Ded fkn srs.
This

Imagine finding that a struggle.
post 1642660073 07-12-2021, 05:16 AM
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If you can’t go a week without jerking the chicken you got a problem.
post 1642660133 07-12-2021, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
Pretty ez to not fap for a week. I've done it once to save up a huge load.
Imagine how crusted with cum this guys red gaming chair is.
Once upon a time:

405
315
455

Currently Washed up.
post 1642660183 07-12-2021, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Unstumpable
If you can’t go a week without jerking the chicken you got a problem.
OP is like 44 aswell lolz smh.
post 1642660203 07-12-2021, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
Pretty ez to not fap for a week. I've done it once to save up a huge load.
Let me guess, this is one of the times your mother jacked you off? Sad and pathetic.
post 1642661743 07-12-2021, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Underwrought
Imagine not realizing they are all actors and it's all scripted. This country and forum are full of fukking idiots.
It's not truly scripted. But it's highly edited, sometimes directed and certainely not real either.
They let those actors act the way they want, until it gets boring. Then they throw them bullet points how to act. (Like coming up with something like the OP.)
Later they heavily cut and edit their footage to construct a narrative. Finally they reinvite everyone to do film semi-scripted reaction shots to those moments.

They have a few notes, but no real script.
post 1642662953 07-12-2021, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Lol next challenge;

Jerk off contest: Who can produce the biggest load.

Winner gets a one on one date.
Crackers and circles. And then whoever eats the cracker gets the fantasy suite date where she can really cuck him.
post 1642664133 07-12-2021, 07:08 AM
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Don't really care about this challenge. Its doable. The point is stupid though, as there is no real one.


Katie is definitely one of the hottest Bachelorettes they have had(definitely not the hottest of the girls who have ever been on the bachelor, but as far as the lead contestant, she is for sure up there)
Proof Angels exist: OzleyASMR

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post 1642664183 07-12-2021, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By insidemane
OP is like 44 aswell lolz smh.
Jokes on you; I'm 45.
post 1642664263 07-12-2021, 07:10 AM
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how do you enforce this ridiculousness
post 1642665153 07-12-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis
Imagine humiliating yourself on national TV for some bougie chick with no booty.

No thanks jefftholemew
This. Zero self respect groveling on command in front of cameras just to get more instagram followers.
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