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07-16-2021, 04:38 AM
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why do you put the day in front of the month... fukn confusing dumbass
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07-16-2021, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Muscle2021⏩
so yanks DO have irony..why do you put the day in front of the month... fukn confusing dumbass
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07-16-2021, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
If you told me that old frail man in the video was talking chit on forums I wouldn’t believe it
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07-16-2021, 09:47 AM
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We all remember the sniper but correct me if im wrong but isnt your nick name on the course the splicer?
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07-16-2021, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
my nickname on course is 'Spanish Hands'. srsWe all remember the sniper but correct me if im wrong but isnt your nick name on the course the splicer?
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07-16-2021, 03:16 PM
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Brits can't golf for fuk... division 3 golfers here would embarrass you after a six pack. And you have like 25x the hours holding a club.
Remember when the US vs UK ryder cup was a thing... until the UK got abused so bad they had to change it to the entire continent against America. Lmao
Remember when the US vs UK ryder cup was a thing... until the UK got abused so bad they had to change it to the entire continent against America. Lmao
07-17-2021, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
you saying a country with a sixth of the population struggled to beat you? Im shocked I tell you, shockedBrits can't golf for fuk... division 3 golfers here would embarrass you after a six pack. And you have like 25x the hours holding a club.
Remember when the US vs UK ryder cup was a thing... until the UK got abused so bad they had to change it to the entire continent against America. Lmao
Remember when the US vs UK ryder cup was a thing... until the UK got abused so bad they had to change it to the entire continent against America. Lmao
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07-17-2021, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
you saying a country with a sixth of the population struggled to beat you? Im shocked I tell you, shocked

population of Europe... 746M
population of United States...328M
Nonexistent critical thinking skills, mate. Have you ever won anything in golf, ever? Any sponsorships... are you a coach?
07-19-2021, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
population of Europe... 746M
population of United States...328M
Nonexistent critical thinking skills, mate. Have you ever won anything in golf, ever? Any sponsorships... are you a coach?
Europe werent playing until 1981 you twit
population of Europe... 746M
population of United States...328M
Nonexistent critical thinking skills, mate. Have you ever won anything in golf, ever? Any sponsorships... are you a coach?
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09-06-2021, 12:34 AM
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09-06-2021, 12:39 AM
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Do you know how to hit fades?
09-06-2021, 12:56 AM
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Jfl. Your gut has the same swing radius as your club.
Just lmao @ nocoincels srs
Just lmao @ nocoincels srs
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09-06-2021, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
How far does that go? Looks like it can’t be over 200 yards with that swing.obviously
not very important though
not very important though
09-06-2021, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
You wanted a fade, that’s a fade ffs.How far does that go? Looks like it can’t be over 200 yards with that swing.
I’m 105mph with the driver, I have more in me but can’t be arsed swinging faster
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09-06-2021, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
That’s a loose shirt, I’m in phenomenal shapeJfl. Your gut has the same swing radius as your club.
Just lmao @ nocoincels srs
Just lmao @ nocoincels srs
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09-06-2021, 02:46 AM
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I mean I’m guessing they call you Spanish hands because you have calluses all over them likely the result of your HTC lady coming home after going hard on banger and mash breakfasts and clogging the loo with hefty chocolate rotters that result in you aggressively plungering the toilet until the wee morning hours or maybe I’m wrong but that’s my best guess
09-06-2021, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
You’re a fukkin idiotI mean I’m guessing they call you Spanish hands because you have calluses all over them likely the result of your HTC lady coming home after going hard on banger and mash breakfasts and clogging the loo with hefty chocolate rotters that result in you aggressively plungering the toilet until the wee morning hours or maybe I’m wrong but that’s my best guess
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09-06-2021, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Now now there’s no need for name calling i am just trying to help you out with understanding the origin of your nickname I mean I could offer the same for the one used behind your back but I think old fruity weirdo is pretty self explanatoryYou’re a fukkin idiot
09-06-2021, 06:47 AM
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Whats your handicap?
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apart from autism
09-06-2021, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Autistic and would bottom out anyone here (at golf)Whats your handicap?
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apart from autism
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09-06-2021, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Another one for the Ignore listNow now there’s no need for name calling i am just trying to help you out with understanding the origin of your nickname I mean I could offer the same for the one used behind your back but I think old fruity weirdo is pretty self explanatory
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09-06-2021, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Very slightly receding maybeThis. lol @ baldcels.
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09-06-2021, 10:47 AM
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Lol @ living in the UK where it's always overcast and the sloots are pale white/ugly. Jesus
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09-06-2021, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By sloppyjoe1⏩
Less rain than Miami actuallyLol @ living in the UK where it's always overcast and the sloots are pale white/ugly. Jesus
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09-07-2021, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
do i hit it like a tour pro? No, or id be on the tour, but i can fade or draw it 20 times in a row, and thats infinitely better than you or anyone you know, and why im comfortably inside the top percentile of golfersHow far does that go? Looks like it can’t be over 200 yards with that swing.
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09-07-2021, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
True. Mirin hard bro. Need to work on my consistency.do i hit it like a tour pro? No, or id be on the tour, but i can fade or draw it 20 times in a row, and thats infinitely better than you or anyone you know, and why im comfortably inside the top percentile of golfers
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You know jk202 has been golfing a lot lately and is pretty good
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