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post 1645631743 08-24-2021, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
Gonna have to see your spreadsheet detailing your conquests brah. Srs. I don't know one single person with a body count over 30 that still keeps an accurate tally. Glad to see you back in the red where you belong for being a frauding ****gót.
i do have a spread sheet on my old computer.

i have their age race and birthday, also physical markers like if she was tall i'd write 5'10. or one girl had 28 G cup tits on a tiny frame. she was like a natural Denise Milani. Damn. miss her. bust inside the first night too.



anyway, i logged up to 181 conquests. That CPU is in my parents basement since meeting my wife. The last few years, I simply counted from 0. it's easy to add onto the number i already had before.
post 1645631983 08-24-2021, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Sophus⏩
1 for every year I've been alive so far

Srs
It doesn't count the times your dad spanked yer arse
post 1645631993 08-24-2021, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By brah.sensation⏩
If i wanted to brag id have said 200+, 100 is nothing to brag about when your are an aesthetic brah , its pretty common tbh
You kind of suck ass and definitely weren’t missed srs

But cool you’re back

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post 1645632093 08-24-2021, 02:22 PM
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post 1645632243 08-24-2021, 02:24 PM
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A schit ton. srs. I go by weight not numbers.
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post 1645632323 08-24-2021, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
197. no hookers. ded fkn srs. I was at 187 this year then me and my wife had a break. i added 10 bodies within 2 weeks.


3 shy of 200 now. kinda wanna break that benchmark but my family is back together. should prob wait a bit.
unless youre famous/have mega status guarantee a large portion of those are whales and uggos if youre not frauding.
post 1645633473 08-24-2021, 02:37 PM
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I honestly have no fukkin clue. Its a lot though.

Would trade it all for a happy marriage though.

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post 1645633773 08-24-2021, 02:40 PM
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i conservatively put the number between 60-70 as 3 digits would make me feel dirty


but a few years spent on tinder running through randoms adds up quicker than you think
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post 1645633883 08-24-2021, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By lolatpaniccels⏩
unless youre famous/have mega status guarantee a large portion of those are whales and uggos if youre not frauding.
most fall in the 5-7 range. ain't gonna lie.


even celeb actual slay lists are usually in that range. Tiger Woods slay list ain't prime cunny. Charlie Sheen etc. Even Arnold's sidepiece is a legit 2.
post 1645635293 08-24-2021, 02:57 PM
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I can remember the first handful off the top of my head, but the time period when Tinder was popping off makes an accurate count almost impossible.
FL > PA
post 1645635643 08-24-2021, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
bout fiddy (ded fkn Srs)
usually in relationships
this implies you were in a relationship with most of the people you hooked up with, how old are you lmao

the count is definitely a believable one, especially in this day and age (as long as you aren't an autist and/or horrifically ugly), it's just hard to conceive being in that many relationships in a lifetime lol

I think i am somewhere around 50-75, I think (Tinder used to be poppin')
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post 1645635923 08-24-2021, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
You kind of suck ass and definitely weren’t missed srs

But cool you’re back

Not
thx brah u too
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post 1645636093 08-24-2021, 03:06 PM
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probably like 50

tinder + raves in toronto were a helluva drug back in my day
post 1645636793 08-24-2021, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
If I banged every girl I fancied IRL, it'd still be under 20-30.

6 otherwise

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post 1645637513 08-24-2021, 03:22 PM
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15-20 and didn't lose virginity till 21 with a hooker in Mexico. Ones that weren't shameful whale hookups all fell in love and wanted LTRs. Wish I would not have been fat and shy in college.
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post 1645637603 08-24-2021, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
Could’ve banged more if you had got your tibias lengthened earlier
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post 1645638873 08-24-2021, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Slaydom⏩
197. no hookers. ded fkn srs. I was at 187 this year then me and my wife had a break. i added 10 bodies within 2 weeks.


3 shy of 200 now. kinda wanna break that benchmark but my family is back together. should prob wait a bit.
I did your wife while you were on break. She said your number is less than 1.
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1645639173 08-24-2021, 03:43 PM
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I’m really not sure.. I can’t even name them all.

I think it’s 40-50 though

Edit: I was wrong, I tried to write it all down and came up with 34.. oops
post 1645639763 08-24-2021, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By TexasTechPharmD⏩
I did your wife while you were on break. She said your number is less than 1.
post 1645640353 08-24-2021, 03:57 PM
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I have not seen you post here in years. I thought you were dead srs.
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post 1645640523 08-24-2021, 04:00 PM
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About 65 give or take, most were in early and mid 20s, I was a whore
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post 1645641843 08-24-2021, 04:20 PM
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Lost count many years ago. But best estimation is somewhere between 120-140. srs

around 15 were fwbs or relationships, the rest were one or two night stands. most of that number is from over a decade ago (been smashing for nearly 20 years).
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Originally Posted By brah.sensation⏩
90-100
Hoping to make it 1 soon enough
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post 1645642813 08-24-2021, 04:33 PM
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post 1645642963 08-24-2021, 04:35 PM
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60-80, most likely probably still in the 60s though.
post 1645651853 08-24-2021, 07:09 PM
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i see why you ****ers have commitment issues with numbers that high
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150-200ish but I've been a monk for the last year or so.
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
Bout 35.0

actually srs
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
No shame in that. Your wife, right?
Wouldn’t have shame in it if it was a wifey. Unfortunately not the case for me
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