went to a gay bar and got sucked off

08-29-2021, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

In a way I somewhat envy gay and bi dudes because getting laid would be stupid easy and require damn near 0 effort (no homo obviously).

That's actually a misconception. We are very picky, and a disproportionate number of gays (both single and attached) have no follow-through, even when it's to their benefit.

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08-29-2021, 09:19 AM

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#32

RealLifeAlpha
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Originally Posted By bhujerban⏩

That's actually a misconception. We are very picky, and a disproportionate number of gays (both single and attached) have no follow-through, even when it's to their benefit.

Gay af cuz

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08-29-2021, 09:21 AM

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Lmao das it mane riveting tale

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08-29-2021, 09:22 AM

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08-29-2021, 09:24 AM

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Can confirm nothing pisses the gay boys off more than flaunting your aesthetic physique in their sacred gay bar spaces then displaying your heterosexuality.

Can also confirm gay bars are a great place to pull straight chicks if you're handsome, charismatic, and not bald. In my early 20's I went to gay bars a lot with my favorite drinking buddy of that era (who is gay) and he would pull the straight sloot's into our group, talk me up to them, and they wanted me every time. Literally had to put zero game into it. Best wingman ever srs just fukking lmao if you didn't have a gay wingman in your early 20's.

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08-29-2021, 09:51 AM

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#36

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I used to have a gay roommate srs

Was a little much tho … he used to bring his gay friends over and they’d get drunk and say things like “you’re so hot I’ll suck your dick right now”

I’m not gay so I’d usually just leave and hit the gym … he used to have a lot of hot female friends and we’d hit the gay bars and can confirm some good looking girls there

Also they think you’re super progressive and chit if you have gay friends and my fashion sense increased dramatically so it helped with getting chicks

Gay culture is a little too degenerate tho - reason why 1/5 of them are HIV positive in urban areas

Just go to straight bars now - just way too fuked at gay bars

08-29-2021, 09:57 AM

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#37

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

Wassup fellow CT brah

Me you and ZeroPercentTip should go to the gay bar together (ded fkn Srs)

omw no homo

I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet

08-29-2021, 10:12 AM

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#38

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LOL. Imagine if you were in SF.

08-29-2021, 10:13 AM

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#39

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holy fukking LOL. on r/c

08-29-2021, 10:22 AM

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Wasn't expecting full nude selfie lmao

08-29-2021, 10:31 AM

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08-29-2021, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted By bhujerban⏩

That's actually a misconception. We are very picky, and a disproportionate number of gays (both single and attached) have no follow-through, even when it's to their benefit.

Fuk out of here. Men aren't afraid of rejection as much as women. Women are deadly afraid of rejection and rarely approach. That's why the 80/20 rule exists between men and women. That same rule doesn't apply to gay men. It is more like 50/50

08-29-2021, 10:50 AM

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#43

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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩

I used to have a gay roommate srs

Was a little much tho … he used to bring his gay friends over and they’d get drunk and say things like “you’re so hot I’ll suck your dick right now”

I’m not gay so I’d usually just leave and hit the gym … he used to have a lot of hot female friends and we’d hit the gay bars and can confirm some good looking girls there

Also they think you’re super progressive and chit if you have gay friends and my fashion sense increased dramatically so it helped with getting chicks

Gay culture is a little too degenerate tho - reason why 1/5 of them are HIV positive in urban areas

Just go to straight bars now - just way too fuked at gay bars

Had a gay roommate senior year in college named Kenny

He passed out one afternoon after doing drugs all day, with his laptop open on our couch

One of my buddies picked it up, and it was on a website called Adam4Adam, where Kenny had a profile and hundreds of message / inbox threads

He talked about meeting up with these guys at hotels near our college, and “printing out HW assignments jn between **** sessions” (ded fkn Srs)

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08-29-2021, 10:54 AM

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#44

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Your girlfriend standing alone in that first pic.

You’re lucky she didn’t get snatched up quick.

08-29-2021, 10:55 AM

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#45

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OP got sucked off by a bear at the ghey bois club

Angels

08-29-2021, 11:01 AM

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#46

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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩

OP got sucked off by a bear at the ghey bois club

I did dance with Donny but nothing happened (ded fkn Srs)

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08-29-2021, 11:05 AM

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#47

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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩

this!

08-30-2021, 11:01 AM

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#48

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Everybody is acting like OP has gay tendencies, but I can't think of anything more hetero than dominating a guy both on the sports field or in bed.

Spoiler!

not ded fkn srs

08-30-2021, 11:09 AM

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#49

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i dont think the title reflects what you wanted it to reflect.

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08-30-2021, 11:11 AM

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#50

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ive been on gay bars, pretty easy to pick up hot hetero chicks there, srs.

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08-30-2021, 11:24 AM

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#51

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Gay post but I've been to gay bars with the wife. I'm not looking to get laid and they have $2 yuenglings so why not? Only awkward part was running into an old friend of mine who is married and nobody knows is gay, well I guess I know now. Dude was all gayed out too, will never forget that disappointed look in his eyes when I spotted him.

08-30-2021, 11:27 AM

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#52

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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩

Gay post but I've been to gay bars with the wife. I'm not looking to get laid and they have $2 yuenglings so why not? Only awkward part was running into an old friend of mine who is married and nobody knows is gay, well I guess I know now. Dude was all gayed out too, will never forget that disappointed look in his eyes when I spotted him.

I saw him too. Could've swore it was you

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08-30-2021, 11:41 AM

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You planning on going back alone boyo?

08-30-2021, 11:42 AM

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Is your gf the Asian one you were mentioning?

08-30-2021, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

I feel like I've seen this pic posted on here before

08-30-2021, 12:13 PM

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Strong thread title lmao.

08-30-2021, 12:22 PM

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This thread is moister than an oyster

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08-30-2021, 12:33 PM

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[QUOTE=RealLifeAlpha post_id=1645956683]I think getting hit on by gay men is pretty CHADLY boyos

Went to a gay bar called troupe429 in Connecticut with my gf and a gay friend of hers and another chick (ded fkn Srs)

Actually a decent amount of straight chicks there

There was a drag show and where some fat ******* got dressed up as a chick

We knew the DJ so stayed til midnight dancing and ****.

Lot of skinnyfat twinks, fat ****gos, fem-****s, and just generic ****s

We’re about to leave and some jacked handsome **** (NO HOMO) taps me on the shoulder and asks my name.

Could legit feel this **** looking my direction most of the night

I talk to him for 15 seconds and then my gf walks up and puts her arms around me. You can see the disappointment in this ****s eyes as he asks “oh is this your GF”?

He proceeds to say how she’s a lucky girl etc and we bounce

It’s like a switch went off in my gfs brain because no longer than 10 min later I’m getting blown in the car

I wasn’t that into it so I had to think of getter_done’s forearms tofinish in her mouth (ded fkn Srs)

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