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Thread: My wife says I can't hang this poster in my man cave

post 1647909733 09-27-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DTRrex⏩
Imagine being a married 40 year old with a 5 year old daughter and wanting to hang posters of half naked women with an American flag background in your home.

OP, if you need the Misc to explain to you why this is ridiculous and pathetic on so many levels, it's already over for you.
Pretty good points here, though if it's just now already over at 40, I guess I had a pretty decent run.
post 1647909823 09-27-2021, 10:17 PM
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Ask her to strike the same pose with one of your guns, instead.

Compromise.

(Unless you think it'll push her towards making an OnlyFans account or some sh!t.)
post 1647909913 09-27-2021, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
My wife says I can't hang this poster in my man cave
tell her she cant think of other men when she uses her rabbit
post 1647909983 09-27-2021, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By jthm⏩
tell her she cant think of other men when she uses her rabbit
Brutal
post 1647910143 09-27-2021, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Pretty good points here, though if it's just now already over at 40, I guess I had a pretty decent run.
This right here is why your wife feels entitled to boss you around.

All these posters (mysel included) giving you sh*t for what you do with your own space in your goddamn house and you’re “seeing our point etc”; you shoul be telling us to go f*ck ourselves you’ll do what you want
post 1647910363 09-27-2021, 10:30 PM
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That's pretty disrespectful to the Constitution, but you do you.
post 1647910673 09-27-2021, 10:36 PM
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Negged for bitching to the misc about your whiny phaqqot wife. STFU cuck. Also negged for wanting to post thyat degenerate shyt for your 5 year old daughter to see. She's undoubtedly going to be a sloot with a dad like you. Good luck with your cum-dumpster goals of 2021!
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post 1647910863 09-27-2021, 10:40 PM
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your wife wouldnt care if her boyfriend hung it up, so give the poster to him
post 1647912023 09-27-2021, 11:15 PM
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This can be difficult territory to navigate OP. I think you should suggest a compromise. Have the picture printed on a T shirt she can wear - that way she doesn't have to look at it, and you can still enjoy it.

Try it and report back
Damn
post 1647912113 09-27-2021, 11:18 PM
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Wife probably has Chad on her phone wallpaper and DMs
post 1647912253 09-27-2021, 11:21 PM
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Damn, looks like you married a lib

you know what you have to do

Experience is a good teacher, not a kind one.
post 1647912433 09-27-2021, 11:28 PM
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do what every other husband does; buy the poster anyways and keep it somewhere barely hidden.
post 1647913313 09-28-2021, 12:04 AM
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shes threatened by a young pretty lady in there.

hang up betty white and i'll bet she wont care
post 1647913323 09-28-2021, 12:05 AM
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Pretty tacky and kinda embarrassing tbh

Don’t tell me you have framed football jerseys hanging up too
post 1647913383 09-28-2021, 12:07 AM
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do you want to encourage your daughter to be a sloot with a tatt?

your wife is the alpha here
post 1647913633 09-28-2021, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted By guitarwar241⏩
Lol at hanging a poster like that up in your house. That's something a douchy frat guy would hang up in his dorm room. Come on.
This. Low class/10
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post 1647914703 09-28-2021, 12:59 AM
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You lost the war when you accepted her reducing your domain to a "man cave" in a home for which you are paying the mortgage.

Make a poster-size print out of the house note and hang it over the table where your family eats meals to reassert dominance.
post 1647914713 09-28-2021, 01:00 AM
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hang it in your bedroom to show dominance
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post 1647915563 09-28-2021, 02:12 AM
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Tacky as fuk. I had some bishes on the wall for a very brief time when I was 8 years or so, but quickly grew away from that
post 1647916513 09-28-2021, 03:24 AM
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Not much of a fukking "man cave" then is it if you have to ask for permission
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1647916683 09-28-2021, 03:36 AM
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Does she hate America?
post 1647917453 09-28-2021, 04:08 AM
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Miscers: complain about Daughters.gif

Also Miscers: try to recreate Daughters.gif in their household.
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post 1647917763 09-28-2021, 04:24 AM
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More like man-child cave.

If you want to show your patriotism, do it in a more dignified manner.
If you want sexual stimulation, lmao at hanging a poster.

Your Wife is the voice of reason here trying to prevent you from simping after ‘muh guns and country’ thottery.
post 1647917803 09-28-2021, 04:25 AM
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Lol at wife or gf treating you like a child

Straighten that sheet out kid

Course I'm alone but ,there's always a flip side
post 1647918053 09-28-2021, 04:35 AM
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The best part of this post is that OP has no wife, no guns and no den

A more accurate thread title would be “my bunkmate at the homeless shelter said I’m not allowed to hang this poster on the underside of his bed”
post 1647918093 09-28-2021, 04:37 AM
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No Tranny posters Greg
post 1647922533 09-28-2021, 06:55 AM
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This thread is a great example of why men need other men, nohomo.

You are only getting a light roasting
I hope you are grateful and appreciative of other men doing the job of keeping you from acting like a retarded ****git
Experience is a good teacher, not a kind one.
post 1647922633 09-28-2021, 06:59 AM
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I can only imagine what your cave looks like if you considered hanging that up
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1647922673 09-28-2021, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
would u be cool with her hanging Chad in her cave? doubt it bro
This.

Lol
post 1647922813 09-28-2021, 07:03 AM
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tell her she can hang framed coks on her bedroom walls for you and her to admire
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