Thread: How many DUIs have you had?
12-10-2021, 10:06 PM
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Never even had a ticket srs
Never even had a ticket srs
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12-10-2021, 10:08 PM
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12-10-2021, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
I've got money in the bank you white honky nibbaMore than you can afford pal
12-10-2021, 10:16 PM
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0. I'm paranoid to drive even after a couple of beers. It's not worth it. Plus i may lose my job over it.
12-10-2021, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
DedI was always a great and sensible drunk driver so I was never involved in any accidents or arrested
Drinking and driving isn't OK though, I quit doing it several years ago because you never know when some other driver who isn't so skilled might put you in a situation where you need your reflexes to be 100%
Drinking and driving isn't OK though, I quit doing it several years ago because you never know when some other driver who isn't so skilled might put you in a situation where you need your reflexes to be 100%
12-10-2021, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored205⏩
lmfao seems like a copypasta. basedYou can’t tell me it’s not the most fun experience to take your nice sports car for a spin after a few drinks (up to 5). I don’t care it’s illegal, that feeling when your favorite song is on and turned all the way up, maybe smoking some bud, driving around is one of life’s greatest joys. Spare your lectures about how I could kill someone. It’s never happened and never will and I drive more responsibly to compensate for the buzzedness. It’s my vice, haven’t gotten a single DUI, been pulled over twice in my life, and no one can take this joy from me. Again, if you tell me how driving buzzed can kill me or another I will just laugh at you. Anyone else ****ing love drunk driving?
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12-10-2021, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
Dude I’m dyinglmfao seems like a copypasta. based
Legit laughing my ass off at this post
Too good
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12-10-2021, 10:34 PM
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I don’t drink. And if I ever did back in the day, I was always with a DD. But usually I was the DD.
Have an extended family member who was decapitated in a car accident after getting hit by a drunk driver.
I don’t drink. And if I ever did back in the day, I was always with a DD. But usually I was the DD.
Have an extended family member who was decapitated in a car accident after getting hit by a drunk driver.
12-10-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored205⏩
Those are drunk driver words. Stay safe boyo.You're a fkn idiot for getting drunk and driving.
I only get a little buzz going and it seems to improve my driving. No need to go overboard.
I only get a little buzz going and it seems to improve my driving. No need to go overboard.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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12-10-2021, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
Oh you're cool ****ggot0I don’t drink. And if I ever did back in the day, I was always with a DD. But usually I was the DD.
Have an extended family member who was decapitated in a car accident after getting hit by a drunk driver.
Have an extended family member who was decapitated in a car accident after getting hit by a drunk driver.
12-10-2021, 10:49 PM
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A drunk driver crashes into me and they better hope I'm dead or severely injured because I'm beating the fuk out of em.
12-10-2021, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Yeah for sure manA drunk driver crashes into me and they better hope I'm dead or severely injured because I'm beating the fuk out of em.
12-10-2021, 10:57 PM
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12-10-2021, 10:59 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Brih please, I have brass knuckles and I'm 100% bigger than youA drunk driver crashes into me and they better hope I'm dead or severely injured because I'm beating the fuk out of em.
12-10-2021, 11:03 PM
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None, I only drink when I have nothing to do and nowhere to go.
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12-10-2021, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
Wasn't a thing 12years ago, whoreNone. Never driven under the influence.
Idk why anyone would with Uber/lift/taxis
Idk why anyone would with Uber/lift/taxis
12-10-2021, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
In my state that's still a DWI FFS.Sometimes i would get carried away and just sleep in my car after lol
Buddy was sleeping in his back seat listening to tunes, keys in the ignition, they pulled him out and threw him in the drunk tank, lost his job over it.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
12-10-2021, 11:11 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
taxis have been around for the last 100 plus yearsWasn't a thing 12years ago, whore
“ Electric battery-powered taxis became available at the end of the 19th century. In London, Walter Bersey designed a fleet of such cabs and introduced them to the streets of London on 19 August 1897”
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12-10-2021, 11:17 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:17 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
fun fact statistically for every 80 times someone drives drunk on average they will only be caught once.are u a criminal if u never get caught or booked
Edit: 87*^
“ the average person who is caught driving drunk has already gotten away with it 87 times.”
https://blog.unhaggle.com/odds-getti...nking-driving/
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12-10-2021, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
I'll die before I get in a taxi with an Arabtaxis have been around for the last 100 plus years
“ Electric battery-powered taxis became available at the end of the 19th century. In London, Walter Bersey designed a fleet of such cabs and introduced them to the streets of London on 19 August 1897”
“ Electric battery-powered taxis became available at the end of the 19th century. In London, Walter Bersey designed a fleet of such cabs and introduced them to the streets of London on 19 August 1897”
12-10-2021, 11:26 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
Lolsome arab in a mini van in AC tried to rob me price wise he jacked the price up like 30 bucks
12-10-2021, 11:31 PM
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Just drove wasted to 7/11 for more beer. Gotta risk it for the biscuit
12-10-2021, 11:31 PM
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12-10-2021, 11:35 PM
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Zero. I always kept money in my sock in case I needed to be driven home. If you can afford to pay 6 dollars per drink you can afford to get a ride home.
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