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post 1652590993 12-15-2021, 11:46 AM
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Lmao at the manlet having to stand on a table to get proper height. He's like the little engine that couldn't.

And then of course:

FL > PA
post 1652591173 12-15-2021, 11:51 AM
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do some black people just have a lot of hormones?

this dude is like 6'5 but with tiddies. test + estrogen?

how does that make sense?
post 1652591343 12-15-2021, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Lmao at the manlet having to stand on a table to get proper height. He's like the little engine that couldn't.

And then of course:

Even his stomps were weak. I’ll never understand why people like that think they can fight. Maybe they’ve never been in one before.
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post 1652594433 12-15-2021, 12:33 PM
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Lmao at the failed high five! Fights involving fat people always make their shirts involuntarily come off lol
post 1652594933 12-15-2021, 12:39 PM
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bloatlord had a glass jaw lmao, the other dumb fuk barely touched him on that first punch.
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post 1652610743 12-15-2021, 04:52 PM
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post 1652611693 12-15-2021, 05:14 PM
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Never seen anyone take so many unprotected shots to the face and not give a single fk, midget had zero power.

Also fkin lol @ how there's always a 'brother' who spawns on the map just to film and spam 'WoRlD sTaRrRrRrR' like a deranged gibbon
post 1652611903 12-15-2021, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
I lost it when little man held out his hand for a Gjdm after unleashing 50 punches on bros head expecting to not get paid back lolol.
The 'commentary' was gold.

Bloat: punches and sends little coward punching dude flying.

Guy filming: Baaayyyuuummmm!!! *incomprehensible utterances* wassup!? wassup?!

Lmao.
post 1652612173 12-15-2021, 05:23 PM
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No idea why anyone would try to fight somone Who was 20% or more larger than them without a weapon of some kind. Your supposed to run at that point.
post 1652612383 12-15-2021, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
No idea why anyone would try to fight somone Who was 20% or more larger than them without a weapon of some kind. Your supposed to run at that point.
Tbf both of them together were equal his size lmao.

I’m still laughing about the manlet bro hours later. Bro stood on the damn table and still couldn’t stomp him out. Also that attempted handshake hoping he’d get away with his manlet punches.
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post 1652612553 12-15-2021, 05:30 PM
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Dude gets caught in a standing guillotine. Gets his lifeless body tossed on the ground

post 1652612693 12-15-2021, 05:36 PM
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lmfao at the lack of power from the little dude. He was bracing his whole body and throwing haymakers at the big guy and didn’t do as much damage as the other fat guy with his single chin check.

The bloat tried to decapitate them both but missed like 5x. If he had hit one of those he’d be in jail for manslaughter.
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post 1652613023 12-15-2021, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Dayummmmm, rag dolled that bitch
Probably weighed 130lb soaking wet
post 1652613553 12-15-2021, 05:54 PM
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Brutal but also funny
post 1652613683 12-15-2021, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Dude gets caught in a standing guillotine. Gets his lifeless body tossed on the ground

Lol. Not really understanding why he came over to dude to mess with him. Besides the fact he’s 3x his size and knew he could anyway lol.


Guy seemed drunk and chill being funny. I’d wreck someone spitting on me like that too though. He deserved it after that bitch shiit.
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post 1652619843 12-15-2021, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
Sorry no idea how to embed on mobile. Couple of years old. But never seen it.

Fighting starts at 5:40 if you want to skip the whole lead up.


https://youtu.be/Uum7Z6ul0D4

“You know what time it is”
That manlet is literally every single manlets way of fighting. Hide and then come out and take cheap shots.

"You Know what time it is right?"
Manlet couldnt even stand up straight after that lol.

Never bet agaisnt Bloat Boyos he ate those weak betabichmanlet slaps like nothing.



Pathetic 2 vs 1 and they still got bodied lol.
post 1652621603 12-15-2021, 08:24 PM
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dude was punching the back of his head like a wet rope then got sent to the shadow realm and i couldn't be fhkin happier
post 1652621853 12-15-2021, 08:29 PM
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Lost it when the dude got on the table just to hit his head, was like a midget trying to fight a regular person
post 1652622383 12-15-2021, 08:39 PM
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Bloat wins again. Bloat with boxing and wrestling experience, you'd better have a knife or gun on you because you don't stand a chance
post 1652622653 12-15-2021, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Dude gets caught in a standing guillotine. Gets his lifeless body tossed on the ground

This comment KILLED me
The four foot gangster got picked up off the ground while hopeless kicking his little hobbit legs and was ultimately put unconscious effortlessly
post 1652626603 12-15-2021, 10:27 PM
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post 1652626933 12-15-2021, 10:36 PM
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looked like a wwe fight
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post 1652627643 12-15-2021, 10:56 PM
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post 1652627753 12-15-2021, 10:59 PM
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strong punching the top of the skull, bet he broke some bones in his hand
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1652629953 12-16-2021, 12:18 AM
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These dudes that weak? Threw like 100 punches and no one bleeding or got knocked out.

Those guys are lucky fat man didn't just body slam them.
post 1652632203 12-16-2021, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
This comment KILLED me
Lmao

manlets, when with they etc etc
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