Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩

I can if you'd like so you don't feel left out bruv.

Do your worst my man

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩

I accidentally did this to a girl in college once while drinking gatorade and vodka. She had to sit the next few plays out because the vodka was burning her eyes.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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"Buy a man eat fish, the day, teach man, to lifetime." - Joe Biden

2022 New Year's Resolution: Randomly neg TheScapeGOAT for lulz.

Originally Posted By blissful88⏩

You put as much effort into threads as you do in bed sloot

Yeah...I can see where my food thread with a good night and smiley face might be a bit too much.

I'll remember that for next time.

National Level Competitor (Female BB)

Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩

Yea, like those plates you have never lifted.

▪█─────█▪ Equipment Crew #53 ▪█─────█▪
^^^^^^^ 6' 6" and Over Crew ^^^^^^^
------------- No Vax Crew ----------------