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post 1656092963 02-13-2022, 12:28 AM
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No...the biggest waste of money is onlyfans. You are literally paying for content that you can find on any porn site
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post 1656111173 02-13-2022, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
condom sex is a waste of time and money

it's like you didn't even have real sex
If you buy certain brands of ultra thin condoms they feel pretty close to rawdog tbh, I always bring my own to smash hookers because the ones they provide are too usually too thick and chit.
post 1656111573 02-13-2022, 10:39 AM
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if your older than 21 and at a strip club i got some bad news.
post 1656111793 02-13-2022, 10:44 AM
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Last weekend I went to Brothel and a Strip Club in consecutive days, and I really didn't enjoy myself very much at either.

I had been fuking a chick every day for a week before that though, so my balls were pretty drained and the idea of having sex with rules didn't really appeal much. One of the least enjoyable sexual experiences in the past year. Things may have been different if I had 3-4 days in the tank, as the Brothel did have some extremely good looking Brazilian girls.
post 1656112433 02-13-2022, 10:54 AM
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Sole purpose of strip clubs are to feed a man's pride. You flex with your money and girls reward you. Little to do with lust.
post 1656112653 02-13-2022, 10:59 AM
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Strip clubs are only fun at closing time. You go in 30 minutes before closing, the girls will come to you with various offers of sexual favors and are drunk and easy to negotiate down.
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post 1656113053 02-13-2022, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By twptwp⏩
OF is modern day strip club
Accurate.

They’ve somehow managed to make it even more lame/beta
post 1656113963 02-13-2022, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
If you buy certain brands of ultra think condoms they feel pretty close to rawdog.
Sounds like cope to me. Whether you jizz on .05mm of latex or 5 inches, jizzing inside a rubber Is jizzing inside a rubber
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post 1656114303 02-13-2022, 11:36 AM
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Only if you’re ugly/awkward. Not hard to phuck if you play your cards right.
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post 1656114383 02-13-2022, 11:37 AM
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I agree with you, OP. I always found it really strange to go to one of those places and pay greasy girls to just tease you. The definition of beta behaviour really.

It must make even less sense to you when you'll pay a comparable amount to nose dive in a filthy prostitute's schit canal and smash with the force of 10000 short where's the flood pants horndog manlets while your broccoli haircuts flops back and forth and shoots pungent sweat all over her fake boobies.
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post 1656115713 02-13-2022, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By YUL⏩
Sounds like cope to me. Whether you jizz on .05mm of latex or 5 inches, jizzing inside a rubber Is jizzing inside a rubber
That's why I don't jizz in the rubber lol. Always pull out, quickly remove it and splash my load on there face/in there mouths or on the tits and ass.

I like the visual aspect of a sloot taking my coom.
post 1656116013 02-13-2022, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
That's why I don't jizz in the rubber lol. Always pull out, quickly remove it and splash my load on there face/in there mouths or on the tits and ass.

I like the visual aspect of a sloot taking my coom.
If you pay for it, you might as well get your money's with srs.
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post 1656116413 02-13-2022, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By nm1891⏩
Only if you’re ugly/awkward. Not hard to phuck if you play your cards right.
Nobody has elaborated on whether this happens with a condom or the logistics behind it. These aren't like dedicated hookers right, they need to phuck and then be out on the floor again asap? Are they showering in between? Any way I imagine this going seems groce af
post 1656116513 02-13-2022, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
If you pay for it, you might as well get your money's with srs.
So bang a hooker raw and you get a side of AIDS and Herpes? lmao
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post 1656116553 02-13-2022, 12:18 PM
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Going on your own is sad as fck. May as well wear a flasher Mac.

Going with a group of friends once in a while on a weekend away can be good every now and then.
post 1656116713 02-13-2022, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
So bang a hooker raw and you get a side of AIDS and Herpes? lmao
You know what they say....play stupid games.....

I was referring to not busting inside a condom but sending your pungent, thick, sloppy 8-roper spiderman'ing all over her face.

Peter Parker that rancid sloot.
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post 1656116803 02-13-2022, 12:22 PM
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-Being incapable of banging a woman without paying

Pick one
post 1656117163 02-13-2022, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Yeah they make you wear a condom
No thanks. That's not real sex
Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
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All girls are whores now. It's quicker and easier to just pay them to leave
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
So bang a hooker raw and you get a side of AIDS and Herpes? lmao
I don't know why guys seem to think you're more likely to get an STD from a hooker. You're just as likely to get something from a Tinder turbosloot
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post 1656122113 02-13-2022, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
If you pay for it, you might as well get your money's with srs.
Yup if I'm paying for sex I want it to be as realistic as possible. That's why I burry my face in there pungent sweaty angus.
Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
So bang a hooker raw and you get a side of AIDS and Herpes? lmao
It's very hard for a straight man to catch HIV, risk is 0.04% that's if you have unprotected sex with a female who's HIV positive.

Who gives a fuk about herpes, 65% of people aleady have some form of it anyway, wouldn't even class it as an STD.
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It depends on the place. It can be just like chilling at a bar with added bonus of naked (or nearly naked women).

When I was much younger, and lived somewhere where the laws were very lenient, I used to go quite a bit. Some were BYOB, the ones that weren't generally had good prices and specials. Chill, drink, get a dollar dance here or there (basically an abbreviated lap dance - yes they had those for just a dollar), teds in the face, etc. I can count on one hand the number of private dances I got during that time, and I certainly never got one while sober.

Now I live in a state with super strict rules, so I definitely wouldn't consider it to be worth going here. Also, if girls get really pushy to get a private dance that shyt is annoying and a buzzkill. At any rate - yeah it's not worth it if you're spending a bunch of money and not even getting shyt for it.
post 1656123373 02-13-2022, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Nobody has elaborated on whether this happens with a condom or the logistics behind it. These aren't like dedicated hookers right, they need to phuck and then be out on the floor again asap? Are they showering in between? Any way I imagine this going seems groce af
Full nude seedier ones they’re usually dtf in my experience, never had where they didn’t make me use a rubber, I wouldn’t do it without anyway but I have friends who have. Is it worth it? Probably not, probably cheaper than an escort usually, but the sex isnt really going to be as good because you’re in a strip club and they usually just take your cawk out and ride you. But IMO better than dropping a chit ton at a strip club and not even getting your cawk touched. Yes it’s groce AF, but you usually dont care when it’s 3am and you’re drunk and on blow lol, never phucked one where it wasnt the end of the night, but have had buddies that phucked the same one the same night.
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post 1656123933 02-13-2022, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
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Pick one
Cope. Can get laid for free but whores are just convenient when I'm limited on time and looking for a quick shag with zero effort/commitment involved.
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