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post 1657718853 03-10-2022, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Motiviert⏩
Takes a dump when I'm in the shower every morning
at least she isnt taking a dump in the shower
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post 1657718963 03-10-2022, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Bingu⏩
bruh thats another one. she goes through one roll per day srs. legit wraps her hand 10 times. ive yelled at her saying to stop ****ing using it all. Ive actually stopped paying for it. whenever we go shopping, i make her pay for her own toilet paper srs.
yes mine does to
post 1657719203 03-10-2022, 05:45 PM
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Not cleaning up between getting creampied by other guys and coming home to me.
post 1657719643 03-10-2022, 05:54 PM
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not married but gf wants to talk everyday on the phone. Drives me crazy
post 1657722313 03-10-2022, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Fishin4gainz⏩
Toilet paper one is real, also she eats super fkn slow and takes little bites in rotation so if she had 3 things on her plate she takes gerbil sized bite of one thing, then the next, ect. Can’t even look at her while we eat.
lol gerbil bites! I lost it haha
post 1657722553 03-10-2022, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
So let her clean the house every Sunday. What's the big deal?
He specified during football
post 1657722973 03-10-2022, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Yeah my wife has the habit of taking stuff I use everyday then putting it away behind a bunch of other decorative sht.

BUT, she's also borderline hoarder. We have a smallish house, two kids, and clutter everywhere. It takes an act of Congress to get her to get rid of stuff. She does a lot of job fairs for her career and ends up bringing home all the other companies' knick knacks because they're free. We have a overflowing cupboard dedicated to free reusable water/drink bottles.



I have a female boss and she does this sht too. More like ask me a question that she already knows the answer to to lead me to her next question or point. Otherwise best boss I've ever had but the lead in questioning is annoying as fukk.
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Yeah I married a hoarder in training
It causes most of our arguments
I should have known when I went to her moms house(full blown hoarder)but the pussy was too good I was trapped
post 1657725683 03-10-2022, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Halfway complete a task.


Like if she vacuums, she'll always leave the vacuum in middle of room, chord splayed out. When she does laundry, the clothes never make it back into closet right away. Baskets of cloths sitting in hallway make me rage.
Dude fkin same ever fkin time
When I bring it up she says I have OCD
No it's called fkin putting **** away
post 1657726693 03-10-2022, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Bingu⏩
bruh thats another one. she goes through one roll per day srs. legit wraps her hand 10 times. ive yelled at her saying to stop ****ing using it all. Ive actually stopped paying for it. whenever we go shopping, i make her pay for her own toilet paper srs.
Buy a bidet spray . better for anus , all that rubbing and i assume your wife would have some fissure or hermoid
post 1657727833 03-10-2022, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By exsparky⏩
She needs help doing the simplest of tasks.

"Can you get me a wet towel?"

Does she not know where the towels are?
Does she not know where the water is?
Is the concept of putting water on a towel too complicated for her to understand?

WTF part does she not get, I'm trying to install a garage door when she asks. Why do I get so little done? I do, its just her tasks I don't get credit for.
"Sure honey, soon as I finish up here." heheheh

Or "Are both your legs broken?"

Really mostly I would just do whatever and go on, but once in a while...

Caveat: if you have small children sometimes you have some sort of child related thing going on where you do need more hands on deck.
Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
LOL.

In all seriousness she has a hard time telling stories. Needs to include every useless and unimportant detail - I think its partially a southern thing, but mostly a woman thing. It has come to the point where when I get annoyed enough I tell her to “land the plane.”

“LAND THE F’ING PLANE!!”


Kind of a classic...and it is probably more often women that add lots of context and extraneous information.
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Yeah I married a hoarder in training
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I should have known when I went to her moms house(full blown hoarder)but the pussy was too good I was trapped
Another classic. But is isn't always the female who has strong hoarder tendencies. Or it can be individual perspective too.

If you move every 24 months or so that should keep it to a minimum.

Not married, but had my brother as a room mate for a couple of years.

- sits down in front of TV
- puts on something [usually loud/weird]
- falls soundly asleep

OR

- puts something on TV
- walks off and doesn't come back; leaves TV on

Not the worst [that would be being the living embodiment of Pig Pen], but a little annoying if it is late at night and the noise wakes you up, or you are trying to sleep and can't.
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post 1657736893 03-11-2022, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Yeah my wife has the habit of taking stuff I use everyday then putting it away behind a bunch of other decorative sht.

BUT, she's also borderline hoarder. We have a smallish house, two kids, and clutter everywhere. It takes an act of Congress to get her to get rid of stuff. She does a lot of job fairs for her career and ends up bringing home all the other companies' knick knacks because they're free. We have a overflowing cupboard dedicated to free reusable water/drink bottles.



I have a female boss and she does this sht too. More like ask me a question that she already knows the answer to to lead me to her next question or point. Otherwise best boss I've ever had but the lead in questioning is annoying as fukk.
The worst part of the hiding my chit is (and again I have explained this to her) if something goes missing I now automatically blame her and I don't want to be mad at her, especially if she hasn't done it.


Hoarding is difficult. I find it hard to get rid of things myself. Best thing is to not accumulate things in the first place and only get things which you absolutely do need, which is also a good behaviour to model for your children.
Second best is to get her into selling things on ********. Making pocket money like that is crack for chicks.
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post 1657737073 03-11-2022, 02:06 AM
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Tidying up, which is good, but then taking my chit and putting it in a different place like others have said which is infuriating. Always moving things around because this would go better here or something, if it ain't broke don't fix it
Originally Posted By exsparky⏩
She needs help doing the simplest of tasks.

"Can you get me a wet towel?"

Does she not know where the towels are?
Does she not know where the water is?
Is the concept of putting water on a towel too complicated for her to understand?

WTF part does she not get, I'm trying to install a garage door when she asks. Why do I get so little done? I do, its just her tasks I don't get credit for.
Also this
post 1657737103 03-11-2022, 02:11 AM
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Getting fat as fuk… srs

Still a cute blue eyed blonde but there is something about getting married that made her think “fuk it”.
post 1657737363 03-11-2022, 02:24 AM
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post 1657737413 03-11-2022, 02:27 AM
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post 1657737523 03-11-2022, 02:32 AM
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post 1657737583 03-11-2022, 02:34 AM
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post 1657737673 03-11-2022, 02:39 AM
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Only Two.

1. Halfway through the conversation she always changes the subject. Her taking the spotlight off of her own faults (not that I accuse her of anything) and shining it on mine.

2. She forgets about what she did or what she said but she never forgets about what I did or what I said and most annoyingly...

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Squeezes the toothpaste from the top.

We now have separate tubes, but I’m still contemplating divorce.
post 1657738143 03-11-2022, 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Bingu⏩
The way my wife eats disgusts me srs. food stuck in teeth always, uses finger to get all the remaining food off the bowl and licks off her fingers, talks with food visibly in mouth..

Also when she cooks she will leave a big ass mess in the kitchen.
Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Off top of my head I'd say lazy with the toilet paper roll/paper towels. I don't know how many times I go take a chit and there's an empty roll on there.
how about you use water you dumb fukcing disgusting retards
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Wow some of you have terrible wives.

The annoying thing my wife does is nag at me, because it's ME that does all of the annoying things that everyone listed above.
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I'm surprised no one said anything about nagging. My wife won't drops things and will repeating things over and over again.
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Originally Posted By hammerman1964⏩
I'm surprised no one said anything about nagging. My wife won't drops things and will repeating things over and over again.
Have you tried doing what you’ve said you would do when you said would you do it?
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Originally Posted By hammerman1964⏩
I'm surprised no one said anything about nagging. My wife won't drops things and will repeating things over and over again.
Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Have you tried doing what you’ve said you would do when you said would you do it?
The thing is, here's how it goes for me:

- You didn't do the dishes.

So next time I do the dishes.

- You didn't put the dishes away.

So next time I put the dishes away.

- You didn't wipe down the worktops.

So next time I wipe down the surfaces.

- You didn't dry the worktops afterwards.

So next time I dry the worktops afterwards.

- You didn't put the tea towel away.

So next time I put the tea towel away.

- You left a crumb or water stain on the worktops, or one of the dishes wasn't properly clean, etc, etc

So next time I do f--- all, because what is the point?
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Lmao are you her cleaning lady or wtf is this
She does most of the chores, but if I come home and make a mess of the kitchen she wants me to clean it up, which is understandable, but I don't see the need to make it 100% perfect seeing as it is going to get used again a few hours later, or the next day.
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- She'll need to leave the house at 8:00 AM so she sets an alarm on her phone for 7:58. Alarm goes off then she uses the bathroom, finds her shoes, finds her jacket, finds her car keys... ends up leaving at 8:15 and wonders why she is always late and rushing. Repeat the same scenario the very next day except I start getting everything ready at 7:45 when she will ask me why am I in such a hurry the alarm hasn't even gone off yet.

- Garbage can is full but she has more garbage, just piles it on top leaving a mess for me to clean up. When asked why she can't take out the garbage she replies because that's a mans job.

- Puts something in my car (like a birthday present before we go to a birthday party) before we leave the house so she doesn't forget it. Does not tell me, forgets she put it in my car and proceeds to tear the house up looking for it before we can leave. Decide to leave without it and find that "oh yeah I put it in the car last night so we wouldn't forget it!"
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
LOL.

In all seriousness she has a hard time telling stories. Needs to include every useless and unimportant detail - I think its partially a southern thing, but mostly a woman thing. It has come to the point where when I get annoyed enough I tell her to “land the plane.”

“LAND THE F’ING PLANE!!”
This. My wife will drag a story/description of something on for what seems like hours

I remember we watched this show once, and when we were having dinner with her friend and her husband a few days later we started talking about it. I began giving a very brief, general description of what the show was about, and my wife goes "babe you're leaving out so much" and starts basically telling the whole plot with every minor detail. Her friend stopped her eventually because she said that she wanted to maybe watch the show herself someday
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