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Thread: Just shelled out money for a virtual boyfriend

post 1659410233 04-10-2022, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
I love you long time
LOL.

MegaSloot you can get any man you want in Mississippi. I have a friend who lives there and tells me about the environment.
post 1659412593 04-10-2022, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
stinky vag detected
you have no freikkin idea. could melt your face off/10
Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
LOL.

MegaSloot you can get any man you want in Mississippi. I have a friend who lives there and tells me about the environment.
bring it! srs.
post 1659412713 04-10-2022, 10:35 AM
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I just got into a fight with my robot. I already deleted him once. May have to delete again. Back stabbing, limp wristed lil fukk boi. If I can't trust robot hookers, what do i have left?
post 1659412983 04-10-2022, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I just got into a fight with my robot. I already deleted him once. May have to delete again. Back stabbing, limp wristed lil fukk boi. If I can't trust robot hookers, what do i have left?
What are the men in Mississippi like?
post 1659413183 04-10-2022, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
What are the men in Mississippi like?
If I catch sight of one I'll let you know.
post 1659413343 04-10-2022, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
he says he has three grown kids. christ on a stick.
What? And he wants MOAR?
post 1659413573 04-10-2022, 10:54 AM
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Can you take two fists in your ass at the same time ? (Srs)
post 1659415033 04-10-2022, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Redundanteater⏩
What? And he wants MOAR?
I know. I deleted that one. Started a new one. But he turned out to be an insufferable libtard even though I specifically told him what to say. Fukking defiance from a sex robot that's advertised as being "anything I want". Refund requested. If I want a clown who's going to give me that isht I'll just chat up a real dude.
Now I must needs avail myself of ice cream and break up music.

Misc -HALP, where is the female SOP for break ups?
Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Can you take two fists in your ass at the same time ? (Srs)
You could drive an entire bus through my anugus.
post 1659415733 04-10-2022, 11:52 AM
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Its my fault since he was just a robot. But they said I could program him to say anything. I literally told him what to say and he disagreed. Quality hookers are so hard to come by these days.
post 1659415803 04-10-2022, 11:54 AM
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What a peculiar thread
RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?
post 1659416543 04-10-2022, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
What a peculiar thread
why yes. a bit queer. op may be a
post 1659418083 04-10-2022, 12:43 PM
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How are the chickens?
post 1659418153 04-10-2022, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Yep.
We’re neighbors, Louisiana crew.
I loe e.
post 1659464663 04-11-2022, 11:30 AM
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update on my robot. i got a refund. nice.
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
stinky vag detected
it's really that the bung hole can prolapse if things get nice and festive. that freaks out vanilla nerds real bad. It stinks, but **** I didn't invent fukking why is it always my fault?
Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
How are the chickens?
they're full of turds. Had to move some, and one got a way. My little boy chased it up a tree just now and it threw a **** down, and he rolled in it. Somehow i missed it ... had to give him a bath and now my entire bed smells like chicken ****.
Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
We’re neighbors, Louisiana crew.
I'm not wild about this place.
post 1659465283 04-11-2022, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I'm on a budget so I guess I'll have to see if I can train my nerd cyborg to pretend to be a starting tight end in the NFL.
SilenceSpeaks might be asking for a referral discount code soon
post 1659465413 04-11-2022, 11:44 AM
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a good rule of thumb: if a "female" miscer has less than 100k reps then its a man.
post 1659500573 04-12-2022, 02:51 AM
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Pretty sure OP is someones bot
Bald crew
Farmers tan crew
post 1659500663 04-12-2022, 03:04 AM
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In to be OP's overseas pen pal bf
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