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post 1659445673 04-11-2022, 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
fuark sometimes it pays to work with men only. former coworker of mine called me up and the first thing out of his mouth was him mocking our founder (who he works for now) and we both laughed
Man I don’t even know what I did wrong. Seriously. It was just a joke. Not even that good.
We guys are usually fuking around like this at work including the Boss.

Fuark. My manager says likely I will be taken off the roster until the meeting from Friday. He is texting me everything before it happens.

He called me earlier saying he know all this is BS but still needs to follow processes
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post 1659445713 04-11-2022, 01:56 AM
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Not sure if im a fookin retard but can someone explain the joke to me, ded fkn srs
post 1659445853 04-11-2022, 02:06 AM
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Anything, even just the slightest thing that allows anyone to be able to play the victim card, even just a little could be the end of your career. Especially if it's a female you're messing with.

Playing the victimhood card is like phuccin urself up as a woman nowadays. You're on thin ice with female co-workers 24/7. Best to turn into one of Eod's braindead NPC AI colleague automatons, do your work and head home and Misc and stay safe. srs
post 1659446703 04-11-2022, 02:50 AM
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What industry are you in?

Is the girl normally cool or always kind of bitchy?
post 1659447263 04-11-2022, 03:15 AM
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Lmao not only was it a lame joke but you had to explain the joke to her.

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post 1659447493 04-11-2022, 03:25 AM
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Haven't went to a work meeting in 2 years. Thanks covid. Just put in my time and gtfo. Don't even use the break room, just go for a long walk at lunchtime and eat a power bar.
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post 1659447503 04-11-2022, 03:25 AM
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post 1659447543 04-11-2022, 03:28 AM
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I mean, why can’t we learn the lesson through other people’s actions?

Why do we have to submit ourselves to that?


Don’t do that to yourself anymore OP.
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post 1659447753 04-11-2022, 03:39 AM
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Lol just lol at working at a job where there are females.
post 1659447983 04-11-2022, 03:57 AM
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Everyone at my job had been in trouble for talking except the Karen's
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post 1659448133 04-11-2022, 04:05 AM
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lol # 1 - telling jokes to female coworkers who are not your friends
lol # 2 - telling a stupid joke like that
lol # 3 - getting reprimanded
lol # 4 - posting about it on misc
lol # 5 - suspended?

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post 1659450083 04-11-2022, 05:47 AM
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women. just LOL. glad I work with exactly zero of them (dfs)
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
There’s really only a few things you can talk about in most corporate environments

-weather
-sports
-family/pets
-vacation destinations
-food

Straying from that is a risk. There’s a reason most of your coworkers are humorless automatons. Until you get to know them, at least. Sometimes that takes a couple of years of trust.
“Hey did you see this thing on Netflix this weekend omg”

Kill me …
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post 1659450333 04-11-2022, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By mrcarter1990⏩
Man I don’t even know what I did wrong. Seriously. It was just a joke. Not even that good.
We guys are usually fuking around like this at work including the Boss.

Fuark. My manager says likely I will be taken off the roster until the meeting from Friday. He is texting me everything before it happens.

He called me earlier saying he know all this is BS but still needs to follow processes
Yeah and as he walks you out the door he will pretend to be your friend telling you how BS it is 'HR' fired you.
post 1659450473 04-11-2022, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
There’s really only a few things you can talk about in most corporate environments

-weather
-sports
-family/pets
-vacation destinations
-food

Straying from that is a risk. There’s a reason most of your coworkers are humorless automatons. Until you get to know them, at least. Sometimes that takes a couple of years of trust.
You forgot

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-Marvel movies
post 1659450533 04-11-2022, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
You forgot

-Funko Pops
-Post Malone
-Netflix
-Marvel movies
Or happy Friday or how was the weekend I hear this every day on Mondays and Fridays
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post 1659450553 04-11-2022, 06:01 AM
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if you told me a joke as bad as that i'd report it in writing too.
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post 1659450663 04-11-2022, 06:07 AM
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Overly emotional people need to be locked in the house and not out doing adult things. Sht makes me sick SRS. Cry a fuking river, ya pussy ass bitches LOLOLOLOL
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post 1659450683 04-11-2022, 06:07 AM
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never acknowledge her existence again

no good mornings
no holding doors open
not even eye contact
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post 1659450853 04-11-2022, 06:13 AM
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That "joke" is so ****ing bad, I don't even feel for you. Not even the slightest smirk. In fact, I was kinda irritated that I re-read it 3 times.
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post 1659451023 04-11-2022, 06:18 AM
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Probably depends on the age of the woman-most of the older ones here in the UK are the worst for cuss words & dirty jokes. Can remember about 4 or 5 years back being in my local Tesco & some guy comes in & says he is looking for figgots, the woman on the till obviously knows him as a regular joker & pain in the butt regular & said the only figgot here is you mate etc. We all laughed about it in the near vicinity-as did the guy, but of course it would only take one customer or member of staff to take offence & report it & she would have no doubt at least got a warning up to being fired.
post 1659451323 04-11-2022, 06:31 AM
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OP have you been living under a rock


edit:

More importantly, post pics of your gf or whoever that is in your avi
post 1659451763 04-11-2022, 06:48 AM
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She reported you for that hack joke, not the feminism aspect. Get some real material.
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post 1659451833 04-11-2022, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
Reminder to not make jokes around co=workers because they aren't friends. Just do your job and leave.
yup
Originally Posted By kovalchuk71⏩
Then people complain that you’re “non-sociable”, creepy, or unfriendly…..and you get yelled at anyways for not being a “team player”.

You can’t win with people like this.
uh no.
people say this because you actually are awkward around others at the work place.
we have plenty of men (including myself) who are well liked and respected by plenty of people and we don't make stupid potentially offensive jokes in the office.
when women try to get cute or flirty at work i act like she never said and keep it 100% professional.
I don't joke back or or anything like that.
people like me just fine and always ask if i want to go on the lunch time walk, happy hour ect.
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
yup



uh no.
people say this because you actually are awkward around others at the work place.
we have plenty of men (including myself) who are well liked and respected by plenty of people and we don't make stupid potentially offensive jokes in the office.
when women try to get cute or flirty at work i act like she never said and keep it 100% professional.
I don't joke back or or anything like that.
people like me just fine and always ask if i want to go on the lunch time walk, happy hour ect.
Yup, never flirt back, it's not worth it. I don't believe in that work husband crap, keep it 100% professional.
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SO glad I don't work corporate.

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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
never acknowledge her existence again

no good mornings
no holding doors open
not even eye contact
can’t …. even if I wanted.
Today was my last day. Am off the roster till the Friday meeting.

Someone from HR will be in that meeting as well. Not sure if they will move me to a different department and away for that coworker.
My boss says Looks like they will put me on aperformance management plan

Still can’t believe all this out of that joke. Am still in serious LOL and disbelief honestly
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If I was your manager I’d be pissed lmao. Nothing more annoying than someone who works for you being an asshat and now you gotta do paperwork.

OP you live under a rock or something? Why would you say that lmao
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