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post 1659796283 04-17-2022, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Never going to ride again...too many close calls, like live or die close calls, due to other idiots.
This is the argument
post 1659796483 04-17-2022, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Just lmao @ riding that stupid death trap

inb4 some prius turns you into tomato soup by mistake
Motorbikes aren't for pussies, so that rules you out pal
post 1659796603 04-17-2022, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
lmfaoo at your head not bouncing off the pavement like a pinball because some soccer mom didnt see you while in her suv with screaming kids
There are situations where you're more likely to survive on a motorbike. E.g. Head on collision both going 40mph. In a car you're dead, thats an 80mph impact. On a bike you at least have the chance of ejecting onto and over the cars roof then skidding down the road. With leathers on you might get away with a few broken bones and road rash, but alive.
post 1659796683 04-17-2022, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
The UK is much, much more bike friendly than the US ( or beaverland ), don't listen to him.
Here we can lane split legally
post 1659796853 04-17-2022, 11:12 AM
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One thing I learned from EMT's working in an ER is there are two things they'll never own, trampolines and crotch rockets. All of their most grizzley calls have been from either trampolines or crotch rockets.

I'll do dirt bikes/ATVs though, but only in back roads at safe speeds.
post 1659797053 04-17-2022, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Here we can lane split legally
Lane splitting is an excellent way to achieve head from body splitting.
post 1659797143 04-17-2022, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Lane splitting is an excellent way to achieve head from body splitting.
I think I read that differently from how you mean it
post 1659797423 04-17-2022, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Lane splitting is an excellent way to achieve head from body splitting.
as long as you're not doing it at break neck speeds I think its fine....for the most part especially in stop and go traffic. Its actually good then bikes split lanes b/c they relieve decongestion on the road free up space.

but even then, even when you do everything right there's the asholes that'll slightly turn into the center lane to prevent you from passing or straight up open the door then you have chunks of tire tread from blown tires and random animals to dodge. Its just too risky to do at ludacris speeds. Life isn't a video game where if you crash you'll just respawn back at your house of some chit, but there are people certainly living their life that way.
post 1659797993 04-17-2022, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
as long as you're not doing it at break neck speeds I think its fine....for the most part especially in stop and go traffic. Its actually good then bikes split lanes b/c they relieve decongestion on the road free up space.

but even then, even when you do everything right there's the asholes that'll slightly turn into the center lane to prevent you from passing or straight up open the door then you have chunks of tire tread from blown tires and random animals to dodge. Its just too risky to do at ludacris speeds. Life isn't a video game where if you crash you'll just respawn back at your house of some chit, but there are people certainly living their life that way.
No one, and mean literally no one, is expecting a motorcycle to pass in between them and the car beside them...meaning they will never check to see if a bike is approaching or not...they see an opportunity to squeeze their car in somewhere and it looks like they will fit, they're going.

Just because splitting is legal, doesn't mean it is smart. It is not illegal to juggle chainsaws either...not gonna do it.
post 1659798003 04-17-2022, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I know.
Do you live in the UK? Always assumed you were in the US.
Lane splitting is a game changer. Especially when there's an accident on the motorway. Brb ride past the gridlocked traffic, saving literally hours of waiting. Then you can ride right to the front and see what actually went down
post 1659798063 04-17-2022, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
No one, and mean literally no one, is expecting a motorcycle to pass in between them and the car beside them...meaning they will never check to see if a bike is approaching or not...they see an opportunity to squeeze their car in somewhere and it looks like they will fit, they're going.

Just because splitting is legal, doesn't mean it is smart. It is not illegal to juggle chainsaws either...not gonna do it.
Actually we do here, it’s part of the driving test and we’ve had public awareness campaigns.

It’s also really fun to do when cars are snarled up in slo motion

Think Bike
post 1659798163 04-17-2022, 11:39 AM
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I scraped the floorboards on my cruiser yesterday, gave me quite the adrenaline hit.
post 1659801253 04-17-2022, 12:35 PM
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Just got off my plastic horse.

Crotch rocket crew.
Motorcycle crew
Army veteran crew
One Meal a day crew
post 1659801263 04-17-2022, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Motorbikes aren't for pussies, so that rules you out pal
Man I wish I was super strong and tough like you
post 1659801393 04-17-2022, 12:38 PM
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good luck in your deathwish with your crotch rocket of 2022
post 1659804563 04-17-2022, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Putting around on a bicycle with a motor or a moped in a congested city will not bring you the same thrills as doing 130+ on a highway or hitting twisties as fast as you can. Unless you've put thousands of miles down on a motorcycle you really haven't even begun to unlock the possibilities of fun.

A bike is one thing that's worth the risk involved. But its also a high-skill cap low inhib activity. If you're naturally afraid/insecure/unwilling to push your limits it probably won't be so fun as you'll be too scared to do anything.


It's not even just speed though. A cruiser on countryside backroads make for a damn good time too
post 1659804593 04-17-2022, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Man I wish I was super strong and tough like you
You're not alone, but sadly not all wishes come true.
See you in your Camry bro
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
as long as you're not doing it at break neck speeds I think its fine....for the most part especially in stop and go traffic. Its actually good then bikes split lanes b/c they relieve decongestion on the road free up space.

but even then, even when you do everything right there's the asholes that'll slightly turn into the center lane to prevent you from passing or straight up open the door then you have chunks of tire tread from blown tires and random animals to dodge. Its just too risky to do at ludacris speeds. Life isn't a video game where if you crash you'll just respawn back at your house of some chit, but there are people certainly living their life that way.
Miscers are the same type of NPCs they hate. Regurgitating dumb **** from other people who don't know what they're talking about.
post 1659804863 04-17-2022, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
You're not alone, but sadly not all wishes come true.
See you in your Camry bro
inb4 you end up underneath my truck tires cause some Prius ran you out of your lane lololol
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Cool, do you have a Suzuki or a Kawasaki?
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
90% motorcycle accidents are dui or riding too fast. Read the statistics
can't remember the last time I saw a bike on the street and it wasn't speeding and weaving in and out of traffic.
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
inb4 you end up underneath mytrucktires cause some Prius ran you out of your lane lololol
The Prius will be a spec in my mirrors before it's shifted out of first gear pal, Enjoy your 8+ second 0-60 times, may as well walk

post 1659805163 04-17-2022, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
The Prius will be a spec in my mirrors before it's shifted out of first gear pal, Enjoy your 8+ second 0-60 times, may as well walk
This monkey is talking about 0-60 times like it ****ing matters as I commute around lmao

Imagine being this brain dead. Imagine your arch nemesis being a little oil on the ground lol
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
This monkey is talking about 0-60 times like it ****ing matters as I commute around lmao

Imagine being this brain dead. Imagine your arch nemesis being a little oil on the ground lol
Gotten to

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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Cool, do you have a Suzuki or a Kawasaki?
Neither. I do have my M license though. I'm thinking Scout bobber or R6.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
And what is it with the middle aged dudes in minivans who want to race?

Like buddy, you would need at least a Corvette to even stand a chance...
Yea although around here it's more often 17 year olds in 1.2 litre hatchbacks. Truly pissening
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Gsxr crew. Will probably die on this thing and won’t even be mad
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I don't think I'd ever get a really fast motorcycle like a ducati or whatever

But I'd totally buy a Yamaha wr250r or some kind of dual sport for both offroading, dirt trails and casual street/road riding. Get a gopro and do motovlogs and have fun, wear all the gear.



fking lol @ riding on the highway with crazy people speeding in SUV's and minivans, you're asking to be killed
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Originally Posted By deft0nes⏩
I don't think I'd ever get a really fast motorcycle like a ducati or whatever

But I'd totally buy a Yamaha wr250r or some kind of dual sport for both offroading, dirt trails and casual street/road riding. Get a gopro and do motovlogs and have fun, wear all the gear.



fking lol @ riding on the highway with crazy people speeding in SUV's and minivans, you're asking to be killed
at 120mph, people doing 80mph look like they are crawling
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I used to have one but riding in a big metro area was too sketchy. If I lived in a very rural place, I would love to have one again.
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