when i was 17 and a fat fuk, i was the biggest bencher in my upper middle class suburban gym. i was like 5'10 220-230. i was maxing out at like 450 on smith(2) and 405 on the free bench(2) with a spotter. all i cared about was having a big bench.

this enraged this older dude like mid late 40s, dad of a kid whose ass i kicked a few times in elementary school. he was def one of those glory days motherfukers. injured himself tying to keep up. lol

always bet on bloat