Got any more of them pics dere mang?

I have a whole dating app photo dump I'm waiting to share, srs.

Ya'll out here think I'm playin' lmao

I have a whole dating app photo dump I'm waiting to share, srs.

Ya'll out here think I'm playin' lmao

I think if you give it a thumbs down it doesn't mess with the algos, but here's the excerpt:

"Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.

Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.

Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.

As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”

Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.

“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”

At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.

Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.

Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.

Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!

The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.

She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”

But her bed was empty.

Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs."

So......


See Krackerjacked sig?

Hijack away breh...Let's see em.

What's that? I think I dropped my number around here somewhere *cough cough*.

No you're just mentally ill and sit around thinking about your ex while coping by texting underage losers who have no interest in you aside from an ego boost and fap material.

Why don't you go post on lipstick alley or something bitch?

just accept that a hoe comes in every shape and size

hippie, goth, party gal, cowgirl...all hoe costumes

doesn't fkn matter

they all lookin' for dick

either give it to 'em or stand aside and somebody else will

where the hoes at?

Literally just matched with this one lmao.

Brah.... Go over there with a sack and some peach flavored white owl cigarillos and that'll be the easiest lay you've ever gotten lol. I'd damn near guarantee it. She's hoeish fo sho but she looks pretty juicy in those pics. Wouldnotdate/10 though

Lol I appreciate the advice, but one thing you should know about my experience with females like that is they're full of shyt.

That bitch is on there for IG followers. She'll definitely but out, but only for some thugmaxxed clown, srs.

My market is slightly less degenerate sloots my age, and milfs.

Oh ok. I've been outta the game for a hot minute.

Back when I was single Tinder had just released and wasn't big yet and there was not a single normie woman on the entire internet. I tried plenty of fish back in like 2010, lmfao at me, and every chick on there was either a single mom, overweight or the type of chick who eats hair and saves her toenail clippings. I'm talking turbo weirdos. I gave up on that chit after like a week