banged my gf at my parents house

06-05-2022, 04:23 PM

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#31

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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩

So this girl went from a virgin to a flat out sloot getting bent over in the office huh? almost as if she wasn't a virgin. Also should have let her join in with you and your dad

Not a virgin had sex with her bf before me (ded fkn Srs)

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06-05-2022, 04:25 PM

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thought it was real until i read about u kissing ur pops lmao. lmao repped

06-05-2022, 05:22 PM

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#33

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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩

your parents sound like children

FFS

you are a grown ass man she is a grown ass woman and yall were behind closed doors

for him to barge in like that makes him sound liek an egotiostical prick who still wants power over you, a grown ass man. If he was worried about his office and how inappropriate it was he would have said something to you personally after.

Your dad sounds like a *******.

Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩

same as with women

you have to show him you wont be treated like that, then he needs to decide if yall relationship is more important than his fragile ego

ded srs my dude

its for you and if he cant be a man enough to set his ego aside to respect you as a grown as man then **** him

any suggestions on where OP takes his relationship with dad from here?

06-05-2022, 05:26 PM

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06-05-2022, 05:27 PM

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I knew this was bullshyt as soon as you said you had a GF

06-05-2022, 05:28 PM

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lold extra hard

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06-05-2022, 05:37 PM

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Can confirm, I was lulu shorts.

06-05-2022, 05:56 PM

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Congrats brah. Lmfao

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06-05-2022, 05:59 PM

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op pm’d me a pic of his dad for those asking

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06-05-2022, 06:13 PM

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Your dad is alpha as **** srs

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06-05-2022, 11:27 PM

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Well that took a turn.

06-06-2022, 01:53 AM

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Can confirm this happened as i was in the other room banging your mum

06-06-2022, 07:07 AM

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06-06-2022, 07:10 AM

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06-06-2022, 07:13 AM

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got me lol

06-06-2022, 07:19 AM

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06-09-2022, 02:19 PM

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#47

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Thanks for the support brahs and babes

The sex with my gf was hot but the relationship with my Dad has really taken off during Pride month

happy pride!! (ded fkn Srs)

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06-11-2022, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

Thanks for the support brahs and babes

The sex with my gf was hot but the relationship with my Dad has really taken off during Pride month

happy pride!! (ded fkn Srs)

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06-11-2022, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

Thanks for the support brahs and babes

The sex with my gf was hot but the relationship with my Dad has really taken off during Pride month

happy pride!! (ded fkn Srs)

The Dad sex I believe but gonna need action pics / vid for proof of sex with the GF...

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06-11-2022, 08:47 AM

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great pride story boyo. should def share your story on linkedin ded fkn srs

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06-11-2022, 08:57 AM

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06-11-2022, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩

And got caught — ****ing terrible boyos (ded fkn Srs)

My parents live nearby (15 min away)

So I see them prettt often. Every other weekend or so we go over to my parents house and BBQ and drink and ****, bring my dog to hang out etc

They love my gf so I bring her over typically

Today came over around 2pm to watch the rangers game and just enjoy the weather and ****

Started drinking with my pops and Gf, was complaining about my new job, getting advice from my old man etc

My parents decide to go walk their dog downtown which they do regularly, and it’s usually at least a 60 min walk

They leave, my gf starts rubbing my dink through my lulu shorts and I haven’t busted a nut in a few days so I’m into it

Start fingering her under her skirt in the living room which just ends up with me taking her into my Dads office shutting the door and bending her over

I’m like 3 min of steady pumping in before the door suddenly swings open and my Dad is standing there

My GF let’s our a shriek and pulls her underwear up

Oh ****kkkkkkkkkkk

My dad leaves and tells us to clean up and I can tell he’s embarrassed and pissed

My GF leaves the room to run to the bathroom and basically hide

My Dad comes back in and is ****ing PISSED

He walks up to my and legit puts his hands around my neck and sort of starts choking me

But then we start open mouth kissing and before I can really catch my breath his cock is in my mouth

I start sucking like a good little slut should and he just pounding my face. Just a minute later he squirts his fatherly seed down my throat and wishes me a happy Pride Month

Happy Pride Month boyos let’s enjoy this month! (ded fkn Srs)

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