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Thread: Got offered 25k to jerk an old's guy penor srs

post 1662571303 06-09-2022, 02:15 AM
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OK but what if some 80 year old granny offered you 10k to plow her real good?
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post 1662571353 06-09-2022, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
OK but what if some 80 year old granny offered you 10k to plow her real good?
I'd plow her badly for free.
post 1662571363 06-09-2022, 02:17 AM
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It's only gay if you cup his balls
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post 1662571433 06-09-2022, 02:20 AM
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50 bucks is 50 bucks op
post 1662571493 06-09-2022, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted By District⏩
Not sure if serious at this thread. Yall would jerk old men for money? What the fkkkk
I guess you’re already rich
post 1662572233 06-09-2022, 03:10 AM
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Holy chit people are right, inflation really is getting out of hand!

First it was $84m for a cartoon monkey, then it was $12 for a lettuce and now it is $25k for a handjob from a Miscer?!?!
post 1662572383 06-09-2022, 03:17 AM
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What if it was a passable tranny, would you jerk the dicc???
post 1662573043 06-09-2022, 03:46 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
He said ¨I guess you're already rich¨, as he looked at my old running shoes like in disgust.
Plot twist: the old man insists the OP does it whilst naked and wearing nothing but his running shoes.
post 1662573233 06-09-2022, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Met a guy at the gym and one thing led to another and he offered 25k to jerk him off as a joke (I thought at first).

I was like You was m8? But he looked at me like I was stupid to say no to his offer. He said ¨I guess you're already rich¨, as he looked at my old running shoes like in disgust.

Anyways he insisted and said nobody will know and it doesn't make me a ***got. He said he's old and his greatest pleasure is to try to turn straight men into little twink by offering them money.

what do?
25K to jerk some old kunt off? I'd do it for 2.5K
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post 1662573293 06-09-2022, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
25K to jerk some old kunt off? I'd do it for 2.5K
The chit you post sometimes, you'd probably do it for free.


Also OPs name checks out.
post 1662573663 06-09-2022, 04:20 AM
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inb4OPmakes a new thread next week

"LMFAO if you didnt make at least 350k this week"
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post 1662574013 06-09-2022, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By CaseinPoint⏩
The chit you post sometimes, you'd probably do it for free.


Also OPs name checks out.
Free? Don't think so my brah - everybody has a price though.
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post 1662574093 06-09-2022, 04:49 AM
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post 1662578153 06-09-2022, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By aherpderp⏩
inb4OPmakes a new thread next week

"LMFAO if you didnt make at least 350k this week"
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So OP, you rich or what?
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post 1662578243 06-09-2022, 07:06 AM
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Ask for 50k and tell him you’ll let him put it in the angus
post 1662578283 06-09-2022, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
you must look like a huge ****ggot for someone to feel comfortable asking you that
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post 1662578353 06-09-2022, 07:09 AM
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25k, easy. No...homo
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post 1662584793 06-09-2022, 09:03 AM
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I'm pretty sure I'd quit my job and become a professional handjob giver if it paid $1k each. That's like $4k/hr.
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post 1662585463 06-09-2022, 09:15 AM
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I wouldn't risk it. He might have monkey pox all over his wrinkly old penor.
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post 1662585633 06-09-2022, 09:18 AM
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Easy 25k tf
post 1662585893 06-09-2022, 09:22 AM
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I would have asked for 50k
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post 1662586143 06-09-2022, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I would have asked for 50k
gotta see it first - don't want to be settling on a price to find out he's having a herpes outbreak
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