Why do people like bidets so much?
06-13-2022, 03:35 PM
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30 mins to wipe, without being actually clean and free of sht.. plus, your skin is all irritated and you wasted a roll of tp
vs .. 20 seconds of spray + a few wipes and a few corkscrew motions inside ******* to get leftovers.
literally feels like u took a shower
vs .. 20 seconds of spray + a few wipes and a few corkscrew motions inside ******* to get leftovers.
literally feels like u took a shower
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06-13-2022, 04:07 PM
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How complicated is it to add one to existing toilet?
I had one at a suite in caesers palace and my ******* was clean as a whistle the whole trip. Using wet wipes now but not opposed to install a bidet.
I had one at a suite in caesers palace and my ******* was clean as a whistle the whole trip. Using wet wipes now but not opposed to install a bidet.
06-13-2022, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By eac1005⏩
Whole husks, eh? Been using Anthony's brand from Amazon but they've been unavailable for the last six months or so. Really been hit or miss finding a replacement. And I'm kind of thinking the difference might be using inferior powder to whole husks.https://www.amazon.com/NOW-Psyllium-...pc%2C91&sr=1-4
make sure to get the whole husks, not the powdered. The powdered turns into fukn concrete the second you mix it with water lmao srs - 2/10 don't recommend.
make sure to get the whole husks, not the powdered. The powdered turns into fukn concrete the second you mix it with water lmao srs - 2/10 don't recommend.
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06-13-2022, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
i shave my assNo man, people mock it until they realize....
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
Imagine wiping up wet mud off your forearm (hairy side) with a napkin. No matter how much you wipe, there will still be mud there, even if only faint.
That's exactly what you do with your ass when chit is all over it.
Use water to wipe your ass....Peirod.
or some kind of wet wipes
06-13-2022, 04:49 PM
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Started like all American heathens by using toilet paper. Adult me figured out that dabbing the folded wad of toilet paper with water before wiping was better option. Learned about the bidet from first trip overseas. Would later discover the joys of a handheld bidet sprayer from another international trip. Unreal water pressure that will knock every dingleberry off your as.s and finish it off with a single square of tp to dab dry -- royalty living. We call others 3rd worlders but dry toilet paper really is not that much better than wiping with a leaf whilst living in a cave.
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06-13-2022, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ephedra⏩
Depends what you get. Took me like 5 min. Just connect to existing line and you have a clean angus for life and escape the dark ages.How complicated is it to add one to existing toilet?
I had one at a suite in caesers palace and my ******* was clean as a whistle the whole trip. Using wet wipes now but not opposed to install a bidet.
I had one at a suite in caesers palace and my ******* was clean as a whistle the whole trip. Using wet wipes now but not opposed to install a bidet.
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06-13-2022, 10:04 PM
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06-13-2022, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted By DrumsNotDead⏩
i go **** to shower every time, serious
Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Toilet paper clean is not clean enough for me, if I don't at least 1/2 shower after chitting I feel nasty.I always hop in the shower and actually clean myself anytime i ****, as i'm not an animal
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
06-13-2022, 10:46 PM
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06-14-2022, 12:27 AM
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Once went to a public restroom with water sprayer inside the toilet and you push a button to activate it, was skeptical but it it shot up water perfectly on target, was pretty impressive.
Washing angus should be the standard
Washing angus should be the standard
06-14-2022, 01:25 AM
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06-14-2022, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By eac1005⏩
Wanna know how I know you have a bald azzhole?y'all also need to take psyllium husk supplement
brb clean break every time and nothing on the paper srs
brb clean break every time and nothing on the paper srs
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