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post 1663799573 07-02-2022, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense
You mean a thrusting machine? That is what you would want.
No need for a machine when you have me srs
post 1663799693 07-02-2022, 07:18 PM
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Just go up to any guy and say "Fuk me".

Guys are horndogs; they won't be offended.
post 1663799963 07-02-2022, 07:25 PM
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^^ Not true. Gotta buy me dinner first.

Surprised this isn’t a 9 page thread by now.
post 1663800003 07-02-2022, 07:25 PM
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go to OP's IG.

Follows only ****** and is followed only by pajeets... it's almost as if op is a fraud
post 1663800023 07-02-2022, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010
Imagine being a female and needing a sex doll
strong first post LOL, just go to a club brah how ugly are you that you need a sex doll as a woman, surely this is a roll bread
++ Always take shirt off before taking a chit crew ++
++ Balcony brah supporter crew ++
++ Use a soundboard to order pizza crew ++
++ Sniff hard as fuk when a girl walks by to smell her vag crew ++
++ Positivity crew ++
post 1663800193 07-02-2022, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
This was from my work out today. Don't know what I'm going to do with all the rolls and rolls. Maybe I can audition for My 600lb Life. Should be a shoe in.
FUK iz this. You look normal.
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post 1663800643 07-02-2022, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
No need for a machine when you have me srs
You want to bang justiNtense?
post 1663802583 07-02-2022, 08:32 PM
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Instead of going on a sex strike, just do a dikk strike.

Say you will only be accepting oral, but that dikks better stay in pants. Have the guy hold the back end of a dildo with his teeth. Then ride that.
post 1663802773 07-02-2022, 08:35 PM
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You are the sex doll
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 1663803373 07-02-2022, 08:47 PM
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Aren’t you a farmer?

Hard to meet people in that lifestyle

Instead of tossing a Reese’s try some chicken eggs and raw milk
post 1663817923 07-03-2022, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892
get a horse. You might not be able to walk straight for a week and may have some minor lung ruptures. But it should do.
thoughtful suggestion. horses are riddled with health issues. i'd never dream of going to the nail salon and throwing down $50 for a manicure, but that's one of the minor horse expenses. Elon Musk is rumored to have hit on a woman by offering to buy her a horse. All I want is a few Clydesdales and a football player to pay for them (yeah I'd make an exception for them but I'm too old and crusty for that sort of dude). Is that so much to ask?
Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss
Oh jeez Mississippi. Yeah you could have a Tinder hookup and get pregnant with the guy abandoning you.

Are you on any type of decent birth control?
lol. I haven't had sex in 12 years.
Originally Posted By JustiNtense
You mean a thrusting machine? That is what you would want.
too expensive
post 1663818303 07-03-2022, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
...

lol. I haven't had sex in 12 years.

...
Why 12 years? Just scared of disease and such? Scared of crazy guys?
post 1663820543 07-03-2022, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By jreacher
Looking good, and I love your hair, SRS.
Thank you! Reps on spread. It's wild woman hair. I'm 1/2 Caribbean and the African curly hair genes are powerful. People either love it or hate it, mostly they hate.
Originally Posted By whitepaper
Can you imagine the sloppy throatjob op would give?


Then you can ram your dick in her poop shoot, fist her pussy, and jerk yourself off inside her
nah. after getting my lungs pissed for men's torture fun, I don't do blow jobs.
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve
With all respect : time to looksmax, get a tan and try straightening your hair. How are teeth? If not good and white try a whitening kit. You should be able to pull a decent man or woman. 90% of looks are not being fat so your in a good place. Gain some confidence and up your looks maxing game and you should be gtg.
I love dressing up, but this was impromptu.
Originally Posted By GooBaaa
No need for a machine when you have me srs
yay! But cyber sex is 2D. Sigh.
Originally Posted By Issobolic28
Just go up to any guy and say "Fuk me".

Guys are horndogs; they won't be offended.
i'm in post roe Mississippi.
Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers
^^ Not true. Gotta buy me dinner first.

Surprised this isn’t a 9 page thread by now.
typical modern male wishes to be wooed.
Originally Posted By Cleveland33
go to OP's IG.

Follows only ****** and is followed only by pajeets... it's almost as if op is a fraud
Western males are spoiled mostly. i have a few miscers as friends.
Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK
strong first post LOL, just go to a club brah how ugly are you that you need a sex doll as a woman, surely this is a roll bread
humans are overrated
Originally Posted By Coal
FUK iz this. You look normal.
Thanks. I think.
Originally Posted By Darkius
Instead of going on a sex strike, just do a dikk strike.

Say you will only be accepting oral, but that dikks better stay in pants. Have the guy hold the back end of a dildo with his teeth. Then ride that.
That's the most dangerous kind of sex though. All they have to do is start pissing and giving long, preachy pedantic lectures as my life slips away. Oral is absolutely terrifying.
Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1
You are the sex doll
lol. thanks.
Originally Posted By Kay4Kool
Aren’t you a farmer?

Hard to meet people in that lifestyle

Instead of tossing a Reese’s try some chicken eggs and raw milk
Yeah. no one is around and loafing around town to get fukked is a ridiculous waste of life. I don't want any more non consensual pornos. I got lots of eggs to eat. and blue berries!
post 1663820693 07-03-2022, 09:22 AM
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post 1663820763 07-03-2022, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Imagine thinking OP is a woman and not wincel LARPing
forcrissake.
Originally Posted By Darkius
Why 12 years? Just scared of disease and such? Scared of crazy guys?
is there any other type of male?
post 1663820833 07-03-2022, 09:26 AM
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Wat.

Is this thread real tea?

http://www.realdolls.com

Right there on the front: male and transgender sex dolls.
Misc Entrepreneur Crew
post 1663821013 07-03-2022, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002
Mount a dildo on a department store mannequin. Srs.
This has potential. It's actually affordable. But what if it's too hard? And also, lets say I install a prick on this thing, what if it falls the fukk off mid fukk?https://smile.amazon.com/Adjustable-...eae8f9840&th=1
post 1663821043 07-03-2022, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Thank you! Reps on spread. It's wild woman hair. I'm 1/2 Caribbean and the African curly hair genes are powerful. People either love it or hate it, mostly they hate.
nah. after getting my lungs pissed for men's torture fun, I don't do blow jobs.


I love dressing up, but this was impromptu.

yay! But cyber sex is 2D. Sigh.

i'm in post roe Mississippi.

typical modern male wishes to be wooed.

Western males are spoiled mostly. i have a few miscers as friends.

humans are overrated

Thanks. I think.

That's the most dangerous kind of sex though. All they have to do is start pissing and giving long, preachy pedantic lectures as my life slips away. Oral is absolutely terrifying.

lol. thanks.
Yeah. no one is around and loafing around town to get fukked is a ridiculous waste of life. I don't want any more non consensual pornos.I got lots of eggs to eat. and blue berries!
I loe e.
post 1663821063 07-03-2022, 09:30 AM
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Buy a sibean. Ded srs...they work for a good prostate milking too. No homo
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1663821103 07-03-2022, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By lockdev
Wat.

Is this thread real tea?

http://www.realdolls.com

Right there on the front: male and transgender sex dolls.
I don't have 3k! There needs to be some cheaper options out there like there are for men.
post 1663821503 07-03-2022, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
The perfect food!! Quail eggs, African pheasant, peacock, pheasant, silkie, serama. It's a bit of a chore to gather them all up! reps on spread.
post 1663821543 07-03-2022, 09:41 AM
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post 1663821653 07-03-2022, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
I don't have 3k! There needs to be some cheaper options out there like there are for men.
post 1663821713 07-03-2022, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Buy a sibean. Ded srs...they work for a good prostate milking too. No homo
wow. never heard of this device. I want it!
post 1663821743 07-03-2022, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
IThere needs to be some cheaper options out there like there are for men.
Well the market for sex dolls marketed for women is small.

Let's face it; even a less attractive female will have no issues getting laid if she wanted it that badly. Its not the same for dudes. No matter how horny he is, guys cannot walk up to a woman and casually ask if she wants sex; without facing sexual harassment. That's where women have an advantage. They can literally up to any random guy and ask for sex. Sure; the guy may get a laugh out of it; but its not something that will turn into sexual harassment.
post 1663821793 07-03-2022, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
The perfect food!! Quail eggs, African pheasant, peacock, pheasant, silkie, serama. It's a bit of a chore to gather them all up! reps on spread.
I’m rock hard.
I loe e.
post 1663821893 07-03-2022, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002
You would need the right tools to mount it securely. Drill, 3/8 in drill bit, 3/8 dowel screw, channel locks or vice grips, and thread lock. Problem is, you need to be somewhat handy to get it done right, and it's not exactly a job you would want shop out to a 3rd party unless you give zero fuks
I have all the tools. I guess I could get it done. Just put a little silicone calk around the edges to make it smooth. And then the electric guy or neighbors will show up and be like eeeeerrr ... what is that?
Originally Posted By messomi
jfl. I'm partial to those ichiban eggplants myself. Feels like the real thing. But then every time I go in the garden I guilty look around and give my intentions away. Now that we've had our little cultural revolution in the states I'd better start being more careful about the adventures of me and my kunt.
post 1663821953 07-03-2022, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225
I’m rock hard.
Sometimes i think you are in a perpetual state of mahogany. or maybe it's just me. teeheehee. Glad you're a miscer. srs. This place is full of too many meanies.
post 1663822003 07-03-2022, 09:52 AM
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search on rosewives
.:Foot Fetish Club:.
post 1663822023 07-03-2022, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Sometimes i think you are in a perpetual state of mahogany. or maybe it's just me. teeheehee. Glad you're a miscer. srs. This place is full of too many meanies.
bunch of meanies.
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