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Thread: Gf complaining about my smelly dick (SRS)

post 1667218643 09-02-2022, 08:15 PM
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wut, it shouldnt smell really at all. your balls taint will smell if you are outside sweating a lot. but like if you just been inside all day shouldnt be a smell. I always shower before sex i dont like smelly sex. but like if you showered after you got home and it was a few hours ago and you ready to bang your chick shouldnt be smelling from just peeing.


idk if she is being dramatic or something is wrong with your piss. maybe you have a urine track infection or something
post 1667218973 09-02-2022, 08:22 PM
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when op says pee he really means sticking his peepee into a man's *******...he should probably stop doing that if he wants his penor not to smell, but op is a ******* so maybe try at least taking a shower afterwards?
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post 1667219173 09-02-2022, 08:24 PM
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need to take care of yourself boyo, clean your dick. also shave the hair, it's just embarassing if you're getting blown and she gets hairs stuck in her teeth or smth
post 1667219703 09-02-2022, 08:35 PM
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Dik so small that he pised on his balls. disgusting op
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post 1667227503 09-03-2022, 12:15 AM
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We srs rn?

Bruh
Damn
post 1667227553 09-03-2022, 12:17 AM
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Tell me you have an anteater without telling me you have an anteater.
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post 1667227673 09-03-2022, 12:21 AM
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post 1667227713 09-03-2022, 12:23 AM
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Wash your dick and stop eating asparagus...

Also hydrate more, and eat more fruits. It will make your piss smell less bad.
post 1667227813 09-03-2022, 12:29 AM
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WTF, how do you even have a gf still?

Sounds like you're uncircumcised and never learned how to wash your dink.
post 1667227833 09-03-2022, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Attamane⏩
Im anteater too. Wash my dik every day. It’s not hard
Snipcels tend to live in countries where they apparently don't have access to running water.
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post 1667227913 09-03-2022, 12:35 AM
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bro if you're an anteater brah

do you even know how to clean your penis or are you a nasty fuk that has smegma aka dick cheese fermenting under there
post 1667228083 09-03-2022, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Slamt⏩
bro if you're an anteater brah

do you even know how to clean your penis or are you a nasty fuk that has smegma aka dick cheese fermenting under there
It’s clean, just smelly
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post 1667228193 09-03-2022, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
It’s clean, just smelly
-clean
-smelly

pick one
post 1667228213 09-03-2022, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
Battery acid

Also OP confirmed anteater
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post 1667231533 09-03-2022, 04:42 AM
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I doubt its from urine. Best way to maintain good hygiene is to trim your pubes with a guarded hair clipper - short enough that you can scrub down to your skin with soap, but not so short that its stubble and will irritate during grinding sex.

Whenever I go down on a girl who has a natural bush, their pussy smells and tastes rancid. But once they trim it and shower, it tastes clean as fuk. I believe pubic hair stores a lot of pungent smellz.
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post 1667231603 09-03-2022, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
I doubt its from urine. Best way to maintain good hygiene is to trim your pubes with a guarded hair clipper - short enough that you can scrub down to your skin with soap, but not so short that its stubble and will irritate during grinding sex.

Whenever I go down on a girl who has a natural bush, their pussy smells and tastes rancid. But once they trim it and shower, it tastes clean as fuk. I believe pubic hair stores a lot of pungent smellz.
This could be the solution srs

I have a nasty bush down there and she was telling me last night I should trim it because she finds it annoying
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post 1667231643 09-03-2022, 04:47 AM
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Not srs. Try rope.
post 1667231773 09-03-2022, 04:55 AM
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Any pics of this anteater?
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post 1667232423 09-03-2022, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By 8inchpipes⏩
Any pics of this anteater?
PM’d you bro
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post 1667232523 09-03-2022, 05:38 AM
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Washing your Pubic area doesn’t just mean letting warm water run over it. Exfoliate down there to get all the grime you’ve left after all these years




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post 1667232563 09-03-2022, 05:38 AM
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You need to clean your dick with water every time before sex and after you pee, that includes peeling back the foreskin if you’re not circumcised. Get rid of excess hair down there,

you also need to clean up your diet and lifestyle, things like bread, dairy, caffeine, alcohol, smoking, drugs, all of that stuff has to go, because it’s just garbage. You will need to dramatically increase hydration as well to 3 L per day of water, other liquids do not count, you will not eat garlic or onion if you’re going to be having sex that day.

You must take a probiotic With at least 50 billion in strength and at least 20 different strains, garden of life raw brand is good, Wholefood based multivitamin obviously as well, as well as extra vitamin C D magnesium and calcium because multivitamin and your diet will never have even remotely enough of those,

If you’re on a ketogenic diet you will have to make sure you’re past the so-called keto flu, which makes your entire body stink, the way to get over that is to dramatically increase your electrolyte intake, you should also be doing carb refeeds. Eat organic and only wholefood diet, do not eat anything that has more than one ingredient or comes in any kind of a box.

If the above fails you will have to get blood work to check your kidneys and liver, People with autoimmune conditions often smell bad, those conditions are extremely easy to fix naturally,
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post 1667232983 09-03-2022, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
short enough that you can scrub down to your skin with soap, but not so short that its stubble and will irritate during grinding sex.
What length hits that perfect balance?
post 1667234143 09-03-2022, 06:43 AM
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Lol’d at smelly dick OP. Best thing to is shave your balls/shaft and then moisturise with cocoa butter for unreal smelling, smooth af P. Also drink more water because your urine is obviously abnormally disgusting.
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She sounds like she's turning lesbian (srs). Imagine a guy not even touching a poosy unless it was completely odourless. That's a sure sign the dude is trying to force himself to tolerate it but really just wants a big dirty dink in his hand.
Dump her before she leaves you for some butch tomboy carpet muncher
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So you've gotten to whatever age you are in life without figuring out how to rinse your dink off in the sink a little if it's about to get sucked?
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
So you've gotten to whatever age you are in life without figuring out how to rinse your dink off in the sink a little if it's about to get sucked?
I do this but the smell is still there
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Unless your pissing your pants your dick shouldn’t smell like piss. You’re supposed to shake your dick at the end so you don’t dribble into your knickers
I use TP and milk the piss out, hate wet knickers
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Pissening op, literally.
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OP drinks asparagus water
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