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post 1667960443 09-16-2022, 08:45 AM
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ur fkn disgusting if you stand and piss in your own house.

BRB piss all over your toilet seat, splashes and hits your legs/pants/walls
BRB finish pissing and your underwear absorbs last few drops
BRB degenerate as FK

Theres nothing masculine about being a pig you animals.
Pissing and CHITTING are natural bodily functions, LOL @ considering yourself alpha for having a stinky peepee dink

BRB chitting sitting down is masculine but pissing must be done standing up

Wheres the logic in that you dirty piss dinkers?
post 1667960503 09-16-2022, 08:46 AM
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Sometimes when I'm drunk I don't even wake up to piss.
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post 1667960943 09-16-2022, 08:51 AM
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No, only people with vaginas do that and people that wish they had one.
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post 1667961973 09-16-2022, 09:04 AM
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No, but also bumping this thread to clear the front page.
post 1667962143 09-16-2022, 09:07 AM
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Just lol
post 1667963193 09-16-2022, 09:27 AM
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When I moved into my own place, and had to do my own house cleaning, yes I began sitting down when going to the bathroom.
post 1667963853 09-16-2022, 09:37 AM
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Some of you have never had to clean/share a bathroom used exclusively by dudes who only stand up to piss. The splatter alone covers the walls and floors.

If your masculinity is so fragile it can be shattered by bodily functionsonly youare present for I got sum bad news for ya
I don't know either lol
post 1667964053 09-16-2022, 09:40 AM
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not at all surprised by those saying they do, based on their post histories

I had a buddy years back whose gf said they were rekt one time at a bar and both went in the bathroom at once. She said she never looked at him the same after watching him sit down to piss lmao
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post 1667964063 09-16-2022, 09:40 AM
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if i’m home i sit to pisssss

sucks to clean up the toilet it’s cleaner to just sit then get splashback everywhere

if i’m out theres a urinal so i stand
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post 1667964913 09-16-2022, 09:52 AM
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post 1667965233 09-16-2022, 09:57 AM
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post 1667965963 09-16-2022, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
not at all surprised by those saying they do, based on their post histories

I had a buddy years back whose gf said they were rekt one time at a bar and both went in the bathroom at once. She said she never looked at him the same after watching him sit down to piss lmao
I had a friend in college who used to sit down to pee. He said his mom made him, his dad and his brothers all do it when he was growing up. We ragged him so bad about it he ended fighting over it at least twice
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post 1667966773 09-16-2022, 10:19 AM
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I sit down probably atleast 95% of the time

Hard to misc while standing up
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post 1667968713 09-16-2022, 10:44 AM
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Yes at night for the mentioned reasons. That feel when you approach the toilet seat and just before you let pants down and sit, you let one rip. Full experience of grossness.
Please try
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post 1667969333 09-16-2022, 10:53 AM
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post 1667969793 09-16-2022, 11:00 AM
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Me at this thread:

post 1667970093 09-16-2022, 11:06 AM
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Home? 100% of the time.

Why wouldn’t I? Hygiene of peace
post 1667970563 09-16-2022, 11:12 AM
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You might have prostate cancer
post 1667970773 09-16-2022, 11:15 AM
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only sit when its the first morning piss when im tired af and would prob fall over if i didnt
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post 1667971223 09-16-2022, 11:22 AM
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Or you could learn how to control it so it doesn't splash. weak kegel/pelvic floor of peace
post 1667972203 09-16-2022, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
No, only people with vaginas do that and people that wish they had one.
This 100%

Shocked at all the ****gòts ITT that sit down like girls to take a piss.
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post 1667988043 09-16-2022, 05:01 PM
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What's funny is that I actually used to piss standing up for years and pissed my mom and sister off sooo much they'd go off at me all of the time, to no avail.

Then one day I thought, "man, if I piss on the seat, i'm gonna have to clean it, but what if I sit down and then I won't have to clean up afterwards" - then I did what I had to do, and it just worked better.

Now i try to piss sitting down all of the time.

It's very much like pissing when you're ****ting, you don't stand up with shyt between ur butcheeks, you just aim downwards and go - unless you're a logger, or something, so you stand up after taking a think juicy poop, and then cut it down from afar, with ur urine.
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post 1667988213 09-16-2022, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
Lol at home yes, I don’t want to get piss on my toilet rim, never have to lift seat, more relaxing to sit, quieter so my piss noise doesn’t wake wife up at night, cats come in to watch me and I can pet them, etc
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post 1667988293 09-16-2022, 05:06 PM
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There is a reason the seat lifts.
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post 1667988933 09-16-2022, 05:20 PM
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if its a long obe then yea but short ones i dont want to take my pants off
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post 1667989493 09-16-2022, 05:30 PM
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only piss sitting down at home
post 1667992063 09-16-2022, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By W8isGR8⏩
Some of you have never had to clean/share a bathroom used exclusively by dudes who only stand up to piss. The splatter alone covers the walls and floors.

If your masculinity is so fragile it can be shattered by bodily functionsonly youare present for I got sum bad news for ya
This


The amount of piss that gets everywhere...the fact that you dirty fukers have your tooth brushes out...the fact that you fukers flush with the toilet seat cover...
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