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post 1668373553 09-23-2022, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By sapdori
**** happens OP.

Had a girl over a couple of days ago and couldn't get hard due to being too drunk. She got mad and called me a small dinkcel (2.5~3 inches soft 6 inches hard) and rageleft.

At least I put my soft dink inside her for a minute so that's +1 on my kill count, and she took a bus for 2 hours to come see me so jakes on her hehehe.

Literally a waste of time to obsess over any of these hoes in 2022, lmao.
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post 1668373723 09-23-2022, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Honestly I’ll wake up tomorrow and be like, wow, what a little bitch I was. But I was so cock sure I was fuking her tonight and I couldn’t even manage a kiss. Absolutely embarrassing
Who cares? Looks like another empty headed vapid sloot obsessed with selfies, theyre everywhere
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post 1668373803 09-23-2022, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By BullittEV
Who cares? Looks like another empty headed vapid sloot obsessed with selfies, theyre everywhere
This isn't San Diego where 8s and 9s are everywhere. This is the U.K. She's probably in the top 1-2 percentile
post 1668373823 09-23-2022, 09:10 PM
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I got denied a kiss at the end of the night by a club slut. Was awkward as fook, so I figured that was the end of that and drove home. She called me 2 days later, took me to a movie, jerked me off for 2 hours in the theatre while I felt her up (softest poosay ever), and proceeded to suck my knob in her parent's driveway. Stopped right before I finished and said "Take me on a day trip, we'll get a hotel room and go from there, no more tonight."

I went home, jimmies rustled but damned if the next day, I didn't take her on a day trip to a rather cheap but nice hotel room, where we didn't leave the bed. Condom at first, then raw dogged as per usual. Banged that slore for a year, one of the best lays ever. Would suck to not have that experience on account of being upset about not getting a drunken kiss.

Does she have your #?
post 1668374013 09-23-2022, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By PrisonWallet
I got denied a kiss at the end of the night by a club slut. Was awkward as fook, so I figured that was the end of that and drove home. She called me 2 days later, took me to a movie, jerked me off for 2 hours in the theatre while I felt her up (softest poosay ever), and proceeded to suck my knob in her parent's driveway. Stopped right before I finished and said "Take me on a day trip, we'll get a hotel room and go from there, no more tonight."

I went home, jimmies rustled but damned if the next day, I didn't take her on a day trip to a rather cheap but nice hotel room, where we didn't leave the bed. Condom at first, then raw dogged as per usual. Banged that slore for a year, one of the best lays ever. Would suck to not have that experience on account of being upset about not getting a drunken kiss.

Does she have your #?
Yeh she has my number. She even made a point to say she doesn’t just follow anyone back on insta, which added to my thoughts that I’d pulled her. Confused af right now.I’ve literally gone from 2/3 certified fuks tonight to none.
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post 1668374203 09-23-2022, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA
Yeh she has my number. She even made a point to say she doesn’t just follow anyone back on insta, which added to my thoughts that I’d pulled her. Confused af right now.I’ve literally gone from 2/3 certified fuks tonight to none.
You should know you can never count on girls if you've banged enough of them.

Their actions are governed by whatever emotion they are feeling in that moment, which changes every few minutes Lol.
post 1668374673 09-23-2022, 09:27 PM
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How can a girl creampie you ? is this a UK thing?


mistake #1 is going for a 'kiss'

turn her on, dance closer, rub cawk against her, and leave her wanting more, she wasn't gonna do something infront of her friends, she doesnt wanna look 'slooty', shoulda texted her later for some txt game that may or may not result in action



who was creampie?
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post 1668375403 09-23-2022, 09:45 PM
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**** happens. You got to shoot the ball to make the shot.
post 1668375593 09-23-2022, 09:51 PM
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post 1668375623 09-23-2022, 09:52 PM
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What was she wearing?
post 1668375783 09-23-2022, 09:56 PM
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You’re stinging because you’re not the gigachad you thought you were. You do pull well, but sometimes we all get a reality check. She’s top tier for the UK and you couldn’t reach it. Its ok OP, push on at your level, you do fine.
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post 1668375813 09-23-2022, 09:56 PM
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Years ago, on some Nice Guy forum I used to read, this issue came up, and the recovering Nice Guys were trying to figure out how to handle it. They came to several conclusions:

You have to act like it doesn't bother you, because it might be a sht test.

Bail like you did but go elsewere to continue enjoying your evening (you went home like a bish)

Hit on one of her friends

You could try saying "No second cances!' or 'Dont say I didnt try' or something like that in a goofy, playful way, to maintain your dignity, then go no contact, because her intentions are clear, unless it's a sht test.

Getting to rejection as quickly as possible is actually a good thing so you can 'next' her.

If she contacts you later, it was a sht test, so you can either double down and be all "I wanted to kiss you so bad because I really like you, but you blew it, get lost" or try again to meet her somewhere next weekend.

That's all I can remember, but it's a good experience.
post 1668377333 09-23-2022, 11:01 PM
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Op thought he was a chad because he's been tackling strong 6s and 7s.



6 or 7 rejects Op




Op is reminded he's not a chad




Op is on suicide watch





Friends, please keep an eye on your delusional friends
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post 1668377423 09-23-2022, 11:05 PM
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maybe because you of same look

like fernandes


tattoo strange arm look and muscle with funny hair look


all guy look like this and girl think it boring and not special
post 1668377483 09-23-2022, 11:08 PM
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i mean when youre a donkey and go for a kiss in the first 5 mins you meet a girl, ofcourse she will ditch your ass you stupid incel
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post 1668377633 09-23-2022, 11:11 PM
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post 1668377963 09-23-2022, 11:28 PM
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wouldn't give that bird nosed sloot the time of day

fkn lol at making a thread about it
post 1668378243 09-23-2022, 11:36 PM
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You’re meant to be pie’ing women not letting dudes do it to you
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post 1668378653 09-23-2022, 11:48 PM
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OP you're a b1tch, serious. Fuming about this little rejection? you're not going to make it through life son . RIP
post 1668379653 09-24-2022, 12:28 AM
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sloots gon sloot
post 1668379773 09-24-2022, 12:35 AM
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That's a full frey bento's pie'd right there. Feel for you op srs
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post 1668379863 09-24-2022, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By HairyWBush
you have her number? send her hate filled text messages
Very solid life advice, take note OP
post 1668379913 09-24-2022, 12:44 AM
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ibby would have snogged all night
watchout your comments boyo ↓
post 1668379953 09-24-2022, 12:45 AM
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not the pie I was expecting

leaving extremely disappointed
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post 1668380363 09-24-2022, 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted By iwant2beswole
ibby would have snogged all night
Or taken a photo stood next to her in the smoking area doing that weird watch / arm thing.
post 1668380833 09-24-2022, 01:25 AM
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Can I say “ewwwwww”?
post 1668380933 09-24-2022, 01:31 AM
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Unless you're a rich trendy ball player on to the next one boyo.
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post 1668381713 09-24-2022, 02:28 AM
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The most upsetting thing about dealing with women, at least in my experience, is that the less you care the more likely you are to be successful. Funnily enough I’ve found the same also applies to interviews.

So yea, OPie, if you can find a way to care less she will probably eventually be all over you. Based on appearances you both look to be of a similar “type” thus I think you’d be a good fit.
post 1668381793 09-24-2022, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By yakuza233
maybe because you of same look

like fernandes


tattoo strange arm look and muscle with funny hair look


all guy look like this and girl think it boring and not special
Ordinarily I’d agree with this but the girl looks to be cut from exactly the same cloth, i.e. boring, not special, does the same as all other girls, etc, and so I think they’re actually probably a good fit for one another.
post 1668382313 09-24-2022, 03:19 AM
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OP is not a ****g0t because at least you went for it and always got them pics.

Did you go full akwardcel or played it off? Always gotta have a joke ready to fire off immediately.
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