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post 1669556053 10-16-2022, 06:53 AM
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The chimp basically has a weapon with its bite. So you'd have to head kick KO it before it starts biting you probably. Or I guess you could start punching it especially if you're big and it's biting your leg or something.

If the chimp had a muzzle, then I think the MMA fighter would win easily.
post 1669556373 10-16-2022, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Kokanee⏩
The chimp basically has a weapon with its bite. So you'd have to head kick KO it before it starts biting you probably. Or I guess you could start punching it especially if you're big and it's biting your leg or something.

If the chimp had a muzzle, then I think the MMA fighter would win easily.
It's not a dog, it has hands. Good luck designing a muzzle it can't rip off.

Safer to pull out all its teeth so it can only gum you.
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post 1669557793 10-16-2022, 07:54 AM
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a super angry housecat could do some damage to most people..............FCKN chimp LOL
post 1669558083 10-16-2022, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
It's not a dog, it has hands. Good luck designing a muzzle it can't rip off.

Safer to pull out all its teeth so it can only gum you.
I doubt it would be hard to design a muzzle it couldn't rip off. Chimps do not have superhero strength counter to popular belief.

Make some kind of hannibal lecter or bane mask that goes under the chin and put a lock on it.
post 1669565313 10-16-2022, 10:54 AM
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I’d give halfthor, Marius pudzianowski, prime ubereem, fedor, nganou and mike Tyson a good chance.

I feel like Tyson is crazy enough to fight to the death and bite the fkin chimp back to the point the chimp will think this ain’t worth it.

As for the others, they’re 5x stronger than your average guy. Halfthor deadlifts 1100lbs ffs, average guy struggles to do 200lbs. And he has boxing exp so if he can hammer the chimp in the face, it might back off.

Allow these men a rock, brick, an iron bar and I’d easily favour them.
post 1669565453 10-16-2022, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By plsmire⏩
I’d give halfthor, Marius pudzianowski, prime ubereem, fedor, nganou and mike Tyson a good chance.

I feel like Tyson is crazy enough to fight to the death and bite the fkin chimp back to the point the chimp will think this ain’t worth it.

As for the others, they’re 5x stronger than your average guy. Halfthor deadlifts 1100lbs ffs, average guy struggles to do 200lbs. And he has boxing exp so if he can hammer the chimp in the face, it might back off.

Allow these men a rock, brick, an iron bar and I’d easily favour them.
Is funny think strong human remotely compare chimp. Pathetic human. If give tool can win.
post 1669565643 10-16-2022, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
a super angry housecat could do some damage to most people..............FCKN chimp LOL
Got the stitches on my face to prove it.
post 1669565753 10-16-2022, 11:05 AM
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post 1669566003 10-16-2022, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
I’ve been reading up about these fukkin chimps and every google answer says that it’s no contest a chimp will beat a human in a fight. They showed all these pictures of people who were victims of chimp attacks with their faces torn up and their fingers/hands missing. Evidently they play real dirty and go for the eyes, genitals, fingers, feet, etc. So just how big and skilled of a fighter would you have to be to defend yourself against one of these things? You’re telling me a prime Mike Tyson or a Jon Jones wouldn’t be able to fend one of these fukkers off? Because it’s starting to bother me that they have our number.
The primary limiting factor is two fold....and they're two very big folds;

1. a chimp is on average 1.5x stronger than a human.

2. chimps don't care about "rules". A chimp will go for the eyes, the genitals and will snap your limbs and fingers off like celery sticks....and as mentioned already, has the strength to "de-glove" your entire face.

I guess a better way to imagine it is like a woman trying to fight a man, but in this case WE are the women and the chimp is the man. Sure we can probably do a little damage here and there but the chimp will ALWAYS have the upper hand in pure strength and agility.
post 1669566203 10-16-2022, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
It's not a dog, it has hands. Good luck designing a muzzle it can't rip off.

Safer to pull out all its teeth so it can only gum you.
-humans have a bit strength of 162psi

-a pitbull has a bite strength of of about 400psi

-a chimp has a bite strength of

even with just its gums it would clamp down and mash your hand like its in a workshop clamp.
post 1669566633 10-16-2022, 11:28 AM
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Only one way id fight one is if I could get a one free kick to its head srs
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post 1669566803 10-16-2022, 11:33 AM
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The chimp would literally rip MMAbrah's limbs out of their sockets as he laid on the ground shrieking in pain.
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post 1669643353 10-17-2022, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Only one way id fight one is if I could get a one free kick to its head srs
The chimps would be more likely to stop and ask you for advice on how to smash on the first date. You’d be fine.
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The chimp would literally rip MMAbrah's limbs out of their sockets as he laid on the ground shrieking in pain.
Would you rather die by chimp attack or shark attack like Quint in Jaws?
post 1669643753 10-17-2022, 10:13 PM
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