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post 1671268133 11-17-2022, 06:38 AM
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I don't think that spill was accidental, mom is gauging how comfortable you'll be with the home birth
post 1671268203 11-17-2022, 06:40 AM
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Why not pull your cock our at dinner and fuk all 3? Having smashed a mother and daughter before (organically, not with $), I can't imagine it would be too hard in a 3rd world shthole
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post 1671268443 11-17-2022, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
I don't think that spill was accidental, mom is gauging how comfortable you'll be with the home birth
Hahahahahhaha
post 1671268513 11-17-2022, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
So this is what a 3rd world country looks like.
Oh fukc off I have seen the trashhomes those astronauts of America live in lmao youre talking like everyone in America lives like a Lord
post 1671268643 11-17-2022, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Kinda felt uncomfortable but surely its now a story worth telling lol
A story worth telling would be you spilling your turnip juice all over her back tattoo
post 1671268913 11-17-2022, 07:01 AM
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That pic looks like a still from one of those cartel torture videos
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post 1671269363 11-17-2022, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Kinda Reminds me of that dude flexin in a crack den....

Edit...

Why was his right arm larger than his lef... nvm.
post 1671269433 11-17-2022, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Kinda felt uncomfortable but surely its now a story worth telling lol
trashy women trying to trap you for resources.
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post 1671269493 11-17-2022, 07:14 AM
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post 1671269613 11-17-2022, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
So just moved in to Istanbul had to rent a flat from a poverty neighborhood because it was close to work.

This family (dad isnt around and no sons) of 3 women invited me over for dinner, its a cultural thing here to invite new neighbors but its not usually done when its a single male like me lol.

Its free dinner so I went there. The mom kept on talking to me about the daughter who kept looking at me funny.15 mins later the mom accidentally spilled the turnip juice all over the kitchen.

Then they apologised and told me theyll invite me some other time.

Here is a ninja pic. My future wife is the redhead with the back tat=



Good fukin God I neee to move the fuk outta this gypsy infested neighborhood its just been a week
this, coupled with the pic, is easily in the to 10 funniest things i've seen on the misc srs

fkn LMAO
Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
The place looked like they butchered a horse in there lmfao.

Its called ลžalgam. Turnip juice with gas or something like that I had to google it. She probably shook it before opening hence the kitchen became a Pompei
i'm fkn dying here
Originally Posted By rentfreein⏩
How many dates in do you spill the turnip juice about hating jews?
fixed, you bigot

show some knowledge of other cultures
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post 1671270013 11-17-2022, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By seeker477⏩
Iโ€™ll take a hot gypsy girl. Thereโ€™s none here in Texas.
I live in a college town and have met some hot Turkish broads. I guess the difference is they are usually the studious engineering types. They do come off very flirty, even in front of their husbands. Not sure if they actually are or just are naturally more feminine than American broads.
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post 1671270743 11-17-2022, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By truesteez⏩
at least they're encouraging their daughter to settle down. In America they encourage their daughters to whore themselves out, party and live life as a "dog mom" on prescription drugs.

But she is a fatherless gypsie with tattoos so it's really hit or miss here, OPie.

If I was in your situation, I'd entertain it. She lives so close and you have nothing to lose plus she's probably a nasty little bitch in bed. hhnnggggggggggggggg
Dude Im not marrying her or any other gypsy I made the thread to share the lulz not ask advices to score her

Btw for gypsies fatherless means dad is locked up. Most of their males are
post 1671271853 11-17-2022, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By seeker477⏩
Iโ€™ll take a hot gypsy girl. Thereโ€™s none here in Texas.
Plenty of white trash in Texas.

Theyโ€™re basically gypsies anyway as they live in trailers, donโ€™t wash, steal and cause embarrassing public scenes.

So fill your boots.
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post 1671272543 11-17-2022, 08:07 AM
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You never said how old said daughter was
post 1671272653 11-17-2022, 08:09 AM
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solid 5 star thread (srs)
post 1671272773 11-17-2022, 08:12 AM
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is the sister in the white special needs ?
post 1671273203 11-17-2022, 08:19 AM
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looks like a murder scene lmfao
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post 1671274063 11-17-2022, 08:31 AM
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where is kebab?
post 1671274333 11-17-2022, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
where is kebab?
Kebap*

Hanging freely between my legs. Come get a bite no homo
post 1671274453 11-17-2022, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Kebap*

Hanging freely between my legs. Come get a bite no homo
brb booking flight to Turkiye
post 1671274473 11-17-2022, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Why are they cleaning up a murder scene?
That's why daughter needs a new bf....Stay safe OP, you bout to get Dahmer'd
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post 1671275083 11-17-2022, 08:48 AM
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post 1671275603 11-17-2022, 08:56 AM
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Lmao marrying off her whore daughter lol. Should have hit the mom with "you aware of 'no hymen no diamond'?"

I had some mom try to set me up with her pos daughter once. She was a doodlebitch dogmom with a serious case of borderline personality disease. Funny when moms are so clueless about how garbage their daughters are lmao I was lmao
post 1671275733 11-17-2022, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By sinan09400⏩
wait until they learn how to swim
lol
post 1671276083 11-17-2022, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By natypes⏩
That's why daughter needs a new bf....Stay safe OP, you bout to get Dahmer'd
Didnt watch the Documentary brah. Cliffs?
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
A story worth telling would be you spilling your turnip juice all over her back tattoo
This 100%
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They went beta after being renamed from Constantinople.
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
is the sister in the white special needs ?
Thatโ€™s the one Iโ€™d smash . Need more pics to confirm
Back with my Fam
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
It's a ninja pick when they don'tcatch you.

She don't look too bad though
Nah the blonde did not notice.
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