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Decided im going to watch every Star Wars movie. What order?
12-04-2022, 03:38 PM
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Skywalker order sounds interesting
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Force AwakensStar Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last JediStar Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerStar Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Star Wars: The Force AwakensStar Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last JediStar Wars: The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Rise of SkywalkerStar Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
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12-04-2022, 03:42 PM
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im glad i watched it as it was intended growing up.
i bet if you're new and watch it you'll think it mostly sucked
but having that big gap between the original trilogy and then the prequel trilogy was good. the other ones suk except rogue one
i bet if you're new and watch it you'll think it mostly sucked
but having that big gap between the original trilogy and then the prequel trilogy was good. the other ones suk except rogue one
12-04-2022, 03:44 PM
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4,5,6 1,2,3. The original release order. Skip the new ones they suck. 1,2,3 arent as good as the OG 3, but still are watchable.
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12-04-2022, 03:48 PM
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Fuuuukk man, hard to say. Imo there's 2 real options:
A) 4,5,6. 1,2,3.
or
B) 1,2,3. 4,5,6.
I tend to lean towards option B.
Piss on the Disney trilogy and throw it in the trash.
A) 4,5,6. 1,2,3.
or
B) 1,2,3. 4,5,6.
I tend to lean towards option B.
Piss on the Disney trilogy and throw it in the trash.
12-04-2022, 04:00 PM
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1. A New Hope
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Return Of the Jedi
4. Rogue One (Prequel)
That's it.
Then Google "Jar Jar Binks" for the lulz
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Return Of the Jedi
4. Rogue One (Prequel)
That's it.
Then Google "Jar Jar Binks" for the lulz
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12-04-2022, 06:03 PM
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Watch in release order. I just finished watching all the movies just now.
It's also more fun to watch and imagine this whole star wars scenario to be a euphemism for christianity.
Jedi = prophets
force = God
jedi strength = more faith gets you more powers
feminism cancer infected the movies in episodes 7, 8 and 9 after disney bought star wars.
It's also more fun to watch and imagine this whole star wars scenario to be a euphemism for christianity.
Jedi = prophets
force = God
jedi strength = more faith gets you more powers
feminism cancer infected the movies in episodes 7, 8 and 9 after disney bought star wars.
Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.
And do this, understanding the present time. The hour has come for you to wake up from your slumber, because our salvation is nearer now than when we first believed. The night is nearly over; the day is almost here. So let us put aside the deeds of darkness and put on the armor of light.
12-04-2022, 07:39 PM
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So the general consensus is skip everything story wise after episode 6 to dodge woke disneyism
thanks guys
thanks guys
12-04-2022, 07:41 PM
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Star Wars is gay. F that franchise
12-04-2022, 07:42 PM
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The prequels are good. They have the best light saber battles. Skip the Disney trash though.
12-04-2022, 07:56 PM
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The original trilogy are the only 'must see' films so start with those. Some rereleases of them have been altered to include weird additional cgi/audio when george lucas went full autist so I'd recommend watching the "Harmy's Despecialized Edition" fan edit to be safe.
12-04-2022, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
This dude speaks the truth.Episodes IV-VI and skip the rest
Watch IV, V, VI movies only
If you want to know what happens in episodes I,II,III.
I guess you could watch the 1st one, but then just play Star Wars Battlefront II to get an idea of what happened in II and III. Better than the movies.
12-04-2022, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By AccountingMajor⏩
Will doThis dude speaks the truth.
Watch IV, V, VI movies only
If you want to know what happens in episodes I,II,III.
I guess you could watch the 1st one, but then just play Star Wars Battlefront II to get an idea of what happened in II and III. Better than the movies.
Watch IV, V, VI movies only
If you want to know what happens in episodes I,II,III.
I guess you could watch the 1st one, but then just play Star Wars Battlefront II to get an idea of what happened in II and III. Better than the movies.
12-04-2022, 08:53 PM
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I'd watch it in chronological order because imo that's also the order in how good they get. Obviously I watched them growing up so I saw 4,5,6,1,2,3....but 4-6 are vastly superior so if you blow your load on those first, you won't have as much fun with 1-3. Also, I feel like while the Disney movies sucked ass, Rogue 1 was the only exception and always actually good...certainly better than 1-3 and the best part is it takes place between episodes 3 and 4.
Cliffs: ultimate way to watch it for a beginner is
1,2,3,Rogue 1,4,5,6.
Srs, and I've seen these movies more times than you can imagine so I know my chit.
Cliffs: ultimate way to watch it for a beginner is
1,2,3,Rogue 1,4,5,6.
Srs, and I've seen these movies more times than you can imagine so I know my chit.
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12-04-2022, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
this is the only wayEpisodes IV-VI and skip the rest
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