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Thread: Just got my first sex toy. Not bad.

post 1672257953 12-05-2022, 06:20 AM
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amazon review says “Not well suited for those with larger asset” :/
post 1672258343 12-05-2022, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
amazon review says “Not well suited for those with larger asset” :/
Are there manaconda sized fuk tubes?
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1672259453 12-05-2022, 07:06 AM
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Always amusing to see guys push back on this type of stuff when lots of girls have half a hardware aisle in their bedside drawer
post 1672259643 12-05-2022, 07:13 AM
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Try out a full sized TPE doll (dfs)

Probably not as easy to hide from the wife tho LMFAO
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post 1672259923 12-05-2022, 07:20 AM
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A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1672259933 12-05-2022, 07:21 AM
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i bought a bunch of sex toys for black fryday. prices on fleshlights came down a lot.


problem trying to find fleshlights is my penis is like 5.6" circumference and too thick for most toys.
post 1672260193 12-05-2022, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Male beavercels do too.
I'm old fashioned and haven't tried anything like this, but why not
post 1672260313 12-05-2022, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Wtf some of them are <$2 right now

These things looks crazy
Those ones suck though. The really good ones are like $40 the cheap ones are short since they have small pp
Originally Posted By ToxMasculinity⏩
Link? (Ded fkn Srs)
They are always short lived production runs, so google onahole Amazon and click around. You can't search for them on Amazon you just use Google
post 1672260443 12-05-2022, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
You write sex toy reviews now?
Ha, no-found it online & thought it would be a funny read.
post 1672260723 12-05-2022, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Find God srs
/thread on the first post lmfao.
post 1672261183 12-05-2022, 07:50 AM
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If there was a God, he wouldn't have let us evolve with a sex drive that pushes us to procreate with every eligible female in sight and then let us build a society that largely punishes the behavior we evolved to possess
post 1672373243 12-06-2022, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
I'd be more interested in a blowjob machine/toy
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