Banged a hooker today, she seemed depressed after

12-09-2022, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩

That's like going to the buffet and leaving after one plate.

That's what happens when the food sucks.

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12-09-2022, 11:23 AM

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LOL brah. wtf do you even care what her reaction was. Finish your business and move on with your day brah. It's a business transaction.

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12-09-2022, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted By Gayford⏩

LOL brah. wtf do you even care what her reaction was. Finish your business and move on with your day brah. It's a business transaction.

That's what I did but she legit looked depressed. I had 20 mins left on the clock but dipped. I'm just curious. The sex was really good tho, I sometimes wonder if the girls enjoy it. You gotta be good in bed if u want to be a man

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12-09-2022, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩

If she came, which she didnt, she was thinking about another guy from her past had things worked out differently.

Instead she realized she is getting pumped by an incel who probably smells of gas station tacos and wondering where she went wrong.

Lmao

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12-09-2022, 12:49 PM

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7 inches really isn’t that much, especially if your girth < 6 inches

Originally Posted By leafs43⏩

If she came, which she didnt, she was thinking about another guy from her past had things worked out differently.

Instead she realized she is getting pumped by an incel who probably smells of gas station tacos and wondering where she went wrong.

Lmao

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12-09-2022, 12:54 PM

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She probably wantsfatjohnson

12-09-2022, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩

7 inches really isn’t that much, especially if your girth < 6 inches

Lmao

Lmao you're pathetic. A legit 7" cock, measured properly is in the top 1-2%. I'd say most pornstars are under 7". Jonny Sins is 7"X5". I'm considerably thicker at 7x5.4.

That extra 0.4 girth makes the dick about 15% bigger by volume. So I'm mogging Sins by quite a bit

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12-09-2022, 01:11 PM

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Seeing as you mentioned that you only lasted 5 minutes, she was probably disappointed it only lasted that long and it depressed her

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12-09-2022, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩

You lasted 5 mins wearing a condom? LMFAO

Sheesh I just burst out laughing, it gets more and more pathetic as the responses from OP go... wrapped it up and busted in 5 mins, no wonder the chick was depressed

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12-09-2022, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩

You lasted 5 mins wearing a condom? LMFAO

when the sex is good, you nut

lmao @ you lasting an hour. it's clear you're **** in bed and the girl aint feeling it. hate to break it to you, but 5 mins is actually the GOAT amount of time for sex. i've got other **** to do lol. in and out. make her have an insane orgasm then leave her wanting more.

im not a degenerate that sits there for an hour eating pussy, then doing a thousand positions and going for 3 rounds. greet the girl, get my dick sucked, take her to pound town and then leave

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12-09-2022, 01:42 PM

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she's a whore. she probably wonders were it all went wrong

12-09-2022, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩

Had some top tier sex with a Brazilian escort. I came after like 5 minutes, but she was pretty into it. ..After the sex, she kept her head down and looked depressed af. even though she just came like a minute earlier. Do you think she was disgusted by me or just disappointed I didn't go for round 2.

Originally Posted By leafs43⏩

If she came, which she didnt, she was thinking about another guy from her past had things worked out differently.

Instead she realized she is getting pumped by an incel who probably smells of gas station tacos and wondering where she went wrong.

Originally Posted By Procta⏩

a hooker...depressed?

no way

Originally Posted By PissantSoldier⏩

All the hookers I know are incredibly happy with their lives and how things have shaped up for them. Very strange that a prostitute that meets random degenerate men for sex is depressed. Sex is so much fun, especially when you're getting paid for it. I really don't understand how an escort could possibly have a bad life.

Originally Posted By suave2000⏩

Only 7 inches??? OOOOFFFFF

Im really sorry about your small penis OP i see why you need to use prostitutes since no real woman would want to go nowhere near that tiny pee pee.

Im way way bigger than you, you mad?

Originally Posted By Midi77⏩

5 minutes INCLUDING every position, what a mess.

Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩

...I'm just curious. The sex was really good tho, I sometimes wonder if the girls enjoy it. You gotta be good in bed if u want to be a man

Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩

7 inches really isn’t that much, especially if your girth < 6 inches

Originally Posted By OldGamesBetter⏩

Lmao you're pathetic. A legit 7" cock, measured properly is in the top 1-2%. I'd say most pornstars are under 7". Jonny Sins is 7"X5". I'm considerably thicker at 7x5.4.

That extra 0.4 girth makes the dick about 15% bigger by volume. So I'm mogging Sins by quite a bit

Summary so far:

OGB admits he only lasted 5 minutes with a prostitute who pulled a Meg Ryan-Harry Met Sally
Leafs43 (Kadri?) explained the facts of life to him.
PissantSolder gently pointed out OGB is not very perceptive.
OGB agreed with Pissant and added that he doesn't identify as a man because he is bad at sex.
Suave2000 offered OGB sympathy
The Chosen one also offered OGB sympathy
OGB felt better about himself and demonstrated intimate knowledge about the penis of a porn star he likes.

Comic distraction appreciated.
Time to get back to work.