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post 1673646173 12-27-2022, 08:10 PM
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you indian?
post 1673646243 12-27-2022, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Sniffcels always are on to the next one.
this that's why you drug dealer Max to get bitches if you aren't a chad
post 1673648583 12-27-2022, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
My brother in christ…you CAN’T fuk up like that.
Ya I’m glad someone brought that to my attention b4 swat got here and disrespected my entire family .Well there’s only me here lol
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post 1673649153 12-27-2022, 09:18 PM
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Sometimes it's easier to ask for their Instagram over their # when they are younger. I go out with a 30 year old model and see that she feels more comfortable doing this with men 50+. Although some only have ********.
post 1673649793 12-27-2022, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Ya Faurk , I’ll never learn ! I actually had a gorgeous 19 yo sloot in the sack once and couldn’t do chit . Never live that I ever down .
It’s funny what alcohol will make you do though . Strange thing is I should know better , as it’s only a few inches erect , and when I drink it some how becomes an inny .
God hates me I swear
Good on you for being such a good dude with a positive outlook on life given these circumstances, truly inspirational srs.
post 1673649843 12-27-2022, 09:34 PM
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men peak at age 80

women age like milk
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1673652033 12-27-2022, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
Not relevant, but sort of relevant.

unreal how much i related to this vid.
Courtney Ryan is my oneitis
post 1673652723 12-27-2022, 10:51 PM
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you need yayo in one pocket for the ladies and viagra in the other pocket for you and maybe you could close some deals boyo
post 1673652973 12-27-2022, 10:57 PM
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One of the all time funniest typo's
post 1673654143 12-27-2022, 11:39 PM
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Make Europe Germany Again
post 1673654203 12-27-2022, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Benji
One of the all time funniest typo's
Faurk , not really . This is why you proof read chit I guess
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post 1673675783 12-28-2022, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Faurk, I go out for once only to see this6/10 sloot drinking by herself . I bought her several drinksjust trying to be friendly , sort of in the Christmas spirit of things .
She seemed very friendly and we seemed to hit it off very really well I thought , but I noticed her sniffing a lot which I found kind of unusual.
Well next thing you know she looks at her phone and fks off really quick .
I kind of figured asking for her number seemed kind of desperate, and this is when her flower seemed to have dried up.
Such is life for an oldcel
Dont buy women drinks. Especially if you are the older guy. They are expecting it, will drink free all night then go home with someone else.
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post 1673675893 12-28-2022, 10:28 AM
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If you get lean you'll gain a few inches of peen.

^also this
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post 1673675923 12-28-2022, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Dont buy women drinks. Especially if you are the older guy. They are expecting it, will drink free all night then go home with someone else.
this

i don't even buy drinks for gals i'm already dating/banging srs

why wood u wanna make it transactional in nature at all

all she can think is

Make Europe Germany Again
post 1673676063 12-28-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
If you get lean you'll gain a few inches of peen.

^also this
This I believe would help . My weight may be contributing to why it’s an inny now
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post 1673676113 12-28-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
Sometimes it's easier to ask for their Instagram over their # when they are younger. I go out with a 30 year old model and see that she feels more comfortable doing this with men 50+. Although some only have ********.
Put your tits away love
post 1673676163 12-28-2022, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
This I believe would help . My weight may explain why it’s an inny now
Plus, if you get lean, you could wind up in silver fox territory and can scoop up the girls with father issues.

You can be their good looking new dad/grandad/uncle. Do it *******.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1673676603 12-28-2022, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted By MrSchons⏩
Put your tits away love
It's giving the secrets of a 30 year old Russian model when she goes out and she's a 9/10 IMO, although Misc standards are harsh and people rated her 6.5/10 on here. Just lol.
post 1673676683 12-28-2022, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
It's giving the secrets of a 30 year old Russian model when she goes out and she's a 9/10 IMO, although Misc standards are harsh and people rated her 6.5/10 on here. Just lol.
pics of said pics
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